Reccomend me an awful game
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Just go to the bargain bin over at your local game store. I'm sure there's enough shovelware to keep you occupied and miserable for a long long time.
a lesser man would say that the ps3 is better than the xbox, but in all reality they are prettymuch the same. MGS4 is a bad game because of a overworked concept, poor controls, very long cutscenes, and a miserable plot.
-Mario's Time Machine
-Mario Party 6
-Scooby-Doo (Super Nintendo game)
-Metroid: Other M
-depending on how you feel about it, Epic Mickey (it's not a terrible game, but it has some glaring problems, probably would make for an interesting review)
-any Game Boy Advance Sims game
-Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (or the winter version)
-any NES game distributed by LJN
Just a few ideas that will probably go unnoticed.
-Mario Party 6
-Scooby-Doo (Super Nintendo game)
-Metroid: Other M
-depending on how you feel about it, Epic Mickey (it's not a terrible game, but it has some glaring problems, probably would make for an interesting review)
-any Game Boy Advance Sims game
-Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (or the winter version)
-any NES game distributed by LJN
Just a few ideas that will probably go unnoticed.
The Sims: Medieval.
The controls are clunky, the load times are abominable, and it's simply no fun at all.
The controls are clunky, the load times are abominable, and it's simply no fun at all.
I agree with you there, and I am a Classics student so I did like seeing a visual representation of Dante's Inferno executed so well for the first little bit there. It was interesting, but I wouldn't necessarily say it was a good game when there are other games out there like God of War and even Darksiders who pull off the hack n' slash genre so much better.Drunkern_Hobo said:
I know i already said it but it's that bad that i need to say it again...
Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust!!!
For a game that's trying to be funny, it fails to even make you smile. For a game that it all about fun, It is probably the dullest game i've ever played. the characters are ugly even though it's about "attractive women". It's probably the worst example of a sandbox game your ever going to play and seeing as the original xbox title was such a funny game. they missed the mark so badly with this.
Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust!!!
For a game that's trying to be funny, it fails to even make you smile. For a game that it all about fun, It is probably the dullest game i've ever played. the characters are ugly even though it's about "attractive women". It's probably the worst example of a sandbox game your ever going to play and seeing as the original xbox title was such a funny game. they missed the mark so badly with this.
The original Leisure Suit Larry game was made in the late 80's and Box Office Bust is the 9th game in the series. Yes Box Office Bust and the one before it does deserve to burn, then have it ashes used to make toilet paper, for what it did to gamers and for killing the series completely.Drunkern_Hobo said:
O_OJazoni89 said:
I might be a bit late but... Seriously? Are by any chance Chuck Norris? Since you can take such torture and still... like it. You have my respect *bows*. But how can we praise your courage? *Mumbles*....
Anyways, Mr. Reviewer (OP), I have a true challenge for you. Try out: ''Plumbers don't wear ties''. It is bad..., and will probably give you some WTF(!?) moments. At least that is what I have gathered through AVGN...
I really don't see the problem with it, granted it does feel a bit mediocre, and redundant at times (like most modern sonic games), but at least it's playable, and I got quite a lot of fun out of it. Just play the werehog levels once, and pretend they don't exists, and just replay the awesome day stages. The last day stage levels are so incredibly good, they are worth sticking through the game just to get to these levels.Auninteligentname said:
I really didn't feel like paining myself trough the suckish night levels, which there was more of and 4 times longer (estimates by my memory). I won't nor, can't give it a second chance. I wish it were as epic as it's first day level trought the whole game.., but no, it isn't. Ah well, you still have my respectJazoni89 said:
Recently released first person shooters that are pure garbage:ABLb0y said:
Homefront,
Operation Flashpoint: Red River (single player),
Duke Nukem Forever,
Almost made the list:
FEAR3 (single player),
Recently released and poorly designed RPGs with awful stories:
Dugeon Siege III
Two Worlds II
Almost made the list:
Dragon Age 2,
Point and click games from this decade:
Anything that's not Machinarium or Sam & Max. Literally anything.
Almost made the list:
Machinarium (because puzzles get worse as you go on)
Indie games that are a total failure:
The Void
Endless Forest (by Tale of Tales)
Improviso
Amnesia the Dark Descent (circular process: people find this game scary because they scare themselves by thinking it's scary)
Façade
(PM me if you want a bigger list)
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EDIT: K&L: Dog Days is not as bad as they say it is.
"Alpha Protocol" If I'm right it is even on sale on steam right now. The game feals like it wasn't even tested, at all, the glitches make it almost unplayable. Also, If I'm a stealth specalist, shouldn't I not be powerful enough to murder everybody without using stelth? It had the potental to be the greatest game of all time, but it ended up being terrable
Seriously, just do the entire Assassin's Creed series. There's enough wrong there for a multi-part feature article that addresses everything wrong with modern gaming.