Recommend BAD horror movies

[Colinmac93]

I recommend Curse of the Maya (or Dawn of the Living Dead if you're in PAL regions)
It was a ridiculous movie that me and my mate watched. We correctly guessed the entire plot within the first half of the movie.
And while this isn't a horror movie (altough it's so bad that it could be classified as one), The Room is a good one to watch, despite being crap.

Edit: I just realised that these two movies actually have the same problem in that the main stars of each movie are also the writers, producers AND directors of their respective movies.

 

[Seriphina]

God the Orphan was a terrible film... really predictable. On the other hand the orphanage was good. Infection was also awful, jap film.

And Grace! About a baby who dies in the womb then is born with a thirst for blood. Horrible stuff!

 

[JustOrdinary]

Automaton transfusion, Meat train, Cabin Fever 1-2, Birdemic, featdotcom, Quarantine, Diary of the Dead, Triangle, Dead Alive, Stay Alive, House of the dead 1-2, Alone in the dark, every single SAW movie, Chain letter, Dead Snow, Hostel, PAranormal activity, paranormal ENTITY, THE final destination, Jeepers Creepers, 28 weeks later (yes, I said it), The butterfly effect 3 (HILARIOUS), The Fog, one missed call.

Old horror movies haven't aged well at all either. Just find any classic like 'I know/still/will always know what you did last summer', the 'scream' movies, 'texas chain saw massacre', etc.

 

[TheSchizoid]

Dead Alive (2007) is hilarious. It involves a man getting shot in chest with a mini meteor, and then he turns into a zombie. Bam.

2007? I'm assuming that's when you watched it because this Peter Jackson "gem" (Yes, Lord Of The Rings' Peter Jackson) was made back in 1992. Other than that, I would also recommend "Dead Alive" (also known as "Braindead"). Especially if you like zombie on zombie sex. Also, I would recommend Peter's first movie, "Bad Taste". They're both awful, awful movies that are loads of fun to watch.

I also recommend "Killer Klowns From Outer Space". Unless clowns scare you. If they don't, they might after this.

Actually, I thought the same thing. I had wanted to see Dead Alive (The 90's version) and assumed this was the same thing, but it turns out that there was a completly separate movie from 2007 called Dead Alive, and that was the one I watched.

Hm. I can't find a movie with that title at that time on IMDB other than the 2006 movie of "Dead or Alive". Odd. Maybe it was a crappy SyFy version?

 

[RabbiiFrystofsk]

Ghost Ship. You'll regret ever watching it after the first few minutes.

 

[googleit6]

Dead Alive (2007) is hilarious. It involves a man getting shot in chest with a mini meteor, and then he turns into a zombie. Bam.

2007? I'm assuming that's when you watched it because this Peter Jackson "gem" (Yes, Lord Of The Rings' Peter Jackson) was made back in 1992. Other than that, I would also recommend "Dead Alive" (also known as "Braindead"). Especially if you like zombie on zombie sex. Also, I would recommend Peter's first movie, "Bad Taste". They're both awful, awful movies that are loads of fun to watch.

I also recommend "Killer Klowns From Outer Space". Unless clowns scare you. If they don't, they might after this.

Actually, I thought the same thing. I had wanted to see Dead Alive (The 90's version) and assumed this was the same thing, but it turns out that there was a completly separate movie from 2007 called Dead Alive, and that was the one I watched.

Hm. I can't find a movie with that title at that time on IMDB other than the 2006 movie of "Dead or Alive". Odd. Maybe it was a crappy SyFy version?

Oh God I feel like a tool. It was Brain Dead I was thinking of from 2007.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0914799/

There. Sorry for the mix up, I'm a little slow sometimes.

 

[bluepotatosack]

For the worst of the worst, try American Werewolf in London.

Wow does no one understnad wha classics are. Most people Dislike that film because its dated. And yeah that may be the case but its still a good film.

Cant think of any bad horror movies tho really they all entertain me in some may or another. Actually no. The curse of Lizzie Borden was shit.

Not the biggest fan of horror to begin with but both of the American werewolf movies I've seen were mind numbingly bad (London and Paris). And I watched them back when they came out, and they were dated then. Although with American werewolf in paris, I didn't even get half way through before I had to shut it off. I guess being that it was part of my job to screen movies for the video store I worked for at the time might have something to do with my extra loathing of it.

Madness. Well, I can't argue for the later Paris one, but An American Werewolf in London is classic. That transformation scene has yet to be topped. A bit silly, sure, but a current of tragedy was still running through the whole movie. Gotta love that ending.

Anyway, I'm going to have to go with Troll 2. Friggin bologna sandwich.

 

[PatSilverFox]

Beast of Yucca Flats

 

[Hazard12]

I'm looking for movies that try to be scary and fail miserably..

You *must* watch a film called Crocodile. It's genuinely directed by the director of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Poltergeist, and is a brilliant example of what happens to a film when absolutely no-one involved in the production gives the tiniest shit. It's tongue's kind of in its cheek, but it's still amazing to watch.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

There was a series of films about teenagers and a possessed house, but I can't remember what they were called. They were really bad though.

 

[Xan Holbrook]

You can't get much worse than Troll 2 - hilariously bad dialogue, cringeworthy acting and (christ help us) dance scenes, amateur acting, terrible plot and...well...it's bad. A litre of vodka is recommended whilst watching.

 

[gothicboris]

For the worst of the worst, try American Werewolf in London.

Wow does no one understnad wha classics are. Most people Dislike that film because its dated. And yeah that may be the case but its still a good film.

Cant think of any bad horror movies tho really they all entertain me in some may or another. Actually no. The curse of Lizzie Borden was shit.

Not the biggest fan of horror to begin with but both of the American werewolf movies I've seen were mind numbingly bad (London and Paris). And I watched them back when they came out, and they were dated then. Although with American werewolf in paris, I didn't even get half way through before I had to shut it off. I guess being that it was part of my job to screen movies for the video store I worked for at the time might have something to do with my extra loathing of it.

I see your point. Though the fact Paris was bad is apparently supposed to be ironic. That doesnt make it right funny in my opinion tho. Maybe An American Wereolf has a special place in my heart as it was one fo the first horror films i saw.

 

[EmpressZombiKitty]

A lot of what I was going to add has been said, so I will doubly recommend Teeth, Zombie Strippers, Gingerdead, Alone in the Dark, and Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

I wanted to add to the list

Some of the lower rated Masters of Horror series. Some are great, some are just plain camp.
Plan 9 From Outer Space (tradition to enjoy that at my house)
Aaah! Zombies!!

 

[Karyyk]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0497477/

Wrestlemaniac starring Rey Mysterio (Sr., not Jr.)

Basically there's an undead Luchador in Mexico who rips peoples faces off of their skulls for trophies. I was forced to watch this at a friend's house, and it definitely qualifies as a bad horror movie. I did kind of like the ending though...

 

[TheSchizoid]

Oh God I feel like a tool. It was Brain Dead I was thinking of from 2007.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0914799/

There. Sorry for the mix up, I'm a little slow sometimes.

Not really. "Braindead" is the original title for "Dead Alive".