Recommend BAD horror movies
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Not the biggest fan of horror to begin with but both of the American werewolf movies I've seen were mind numbingly bad (London and Paris). And I watched them back when they came out, and they were dated then. Although with American werewolf in paris, I didn't even get half way through before I had to shut it off. I guess being that it was part of my job to screen movies for the video store I worked for at the time might have something to do with my extra loathing of it.gothicboris said:
Motel Hell couldn't be called "good" by any stretch, but it is actually pretty entertaining, and does have some really funny lines. The ending also involves a chainsaw duel between two dudes, one of whom is wearing a pig's head as a mask. Awesome.
Silent Night, Deadly Night: Part 2 is a must-see. It's painfully awful. It will make the narrative centre of your brain try to crawl out of your ears. The climax is a guy in a santa suit chasing a wheelchair-bound nun with an axe while yelling "naughty!" It also features this infamously awesome scene:
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Totally a serious movie, by the way. Yeahhh.
Thralls is the worst movie I have ever seen. Scratch that, it's the worst thing I've ever seen, period. Everything about it is unbearably bad. It isn't even funny-bad. It's tedium-bad. Waiting in line at the DMV is more spiritually uplifting than sitting through this cinematic upchuck.
Silent Night, Deadly Night: Part 2 is a must-see. It's painfully awful. It will make the narrative centre of your brain try to crawl out of your ears. The climax is a guy in a santa suit chasing a wheelchair-bound nun with an axe while yelling "naughty!" It also features this infamously awesome scene:
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Totally a serious movie, by the way. Yeahhh.
Thralls is the worst movie I have ever seen. Scratch that, it's the worst thing I've ever seen, period. Everything about it is unbearably bad. It isn't even funny-bad. It's tedium-bad. Waiting in line at the DMV is more spiritually uplifting than sitting through this cinematic upchuck.
Oh gosh I frackin love Idle Hands. I also have a huuuuge crush on Seth Green so it makes the movie so much fun.Nabirius said:
Lately I've seen Teeth, which is funny and kind of empowering for me as a chick whose entire group of friends are dudes and too creeped out to watch it. I saw Human Centipede too, I didn't think it was scary or even that gross, just boring.
I dig movies with a The in the beginning as far as bad horror is concerned, The Unborn, The Uninvited, The Messengers, particularly because Kristen Stewart can't act her way out of a Leper colony. Also saw Aaaaah Zombies, a Zombie movie from their perspective. Its pretty funny. I dig zombie movies in general, Dawn of the Dead, 28 days later, Shaun of the Dead. So those are welcome
Has anybody seen the movie Midnight Meat Train? If you haven't heard of it, google it. I don't think the title was supposed to be so hilarious but I'm curious if the rest of the movie is as awesome as the name.
Otherwise keep it up, I'm making a pretty fine list so far. Thanks!
Actually, I thought the same thing. I had wanted to see Dead Alive (The 90's version) and assumed this was the same thing, but it turns out that there was a completly separate movie from 2007 called Dead Alive, and that was the one I watched.TheSchizoid said:
I don't know if they really count as "horror" movies, but I can name off three really, really awful monster movies right off the top of my head:
Razortooth, Marina Monster, Pumpkinhead 2.
Razortooth, Marina Monster, Pumpkinhead 2.
I recommend Curse of the Maya (or Dawn of the Living Dead if you're in PAL regions)
It was a ridiculous movie that me and my mate watched. We correctly guessed the entire plot within the first half of the movie.
And while this isn't a horror movie (altough it's so bad that it could be classified as one), The Room is a good one to watch, despite being crap.
Edit: I just realised that these two movies actually have the same problem in that the main stars of each movie are also the writers, producers AND directors of their respective movies.
It was a ridiculous movie that me and my mate watched. We correctly guessed the entire plot within the first half of the movie.
And while this isn't a horror movie (altough it's so bad that it could be classified as one), The Room is a good one to watch, despite being crap.
Edit: I just realised that these two movies actually have the same problem in that the main stars of each movie are also the writers, producers AND directors of their respective movies.
Automaton transfusion, Meat train, Cabin Fever 1-2, Birdemic, featdotcom, Quarantine, Diary of the Dead, Triangle, Dead Alive, Stay Alive, House of the dead 1-2, Alone in the dark, every single SAW movie, Chain letter, Dead Snow, Hostel, PAranormal activity, paranormal ENTITY, THE final destination, Jeepers Creepers, 28 weeks later (yes, I said it), The butterfly effect 3 (HILARIOUS), The Fog, one missed call.
Old horror movies haven't aged well at all either. Just find any classic like 'I know/still/will always know what you did last summer', the 'scream' movies, 'texas chain saw massacre', etc.
Old horror movies haven't aged well at all either. Just find any classic like 'I know/still/will always know what you did last summer', the 'scream' movies, 'texas chain saw massacre', etc.
Hm. I can't find a movie with that title at that time on IMDB other than the 2006 movie of "Dead or Alive". Odd. Maybe it was a crappy SyFy version?googleit6 said:
Madness. Well, I can't argue for the later Paris one, but An American Werewolf in London is classic. That transformation scene has yet to be topped. A bit silly, sure, but a current of tragedy was still running through the whole movie. Gotta love that ending.Antari said:
Anyway, I'm going to have to go with Troll 2. Friggin bologna sandwich.
You *must* watch a film called Crocodile. It's genuinely directed by the director of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Poltergeist, and is a brilliant example of what happens to a film when absolutely no-one involved in the production gives the tiniest shit. It's tongue's kind of in its cheek, but it's still amazing to watch.pixiejedi said:
There was a series of films about teenagers and a possessed house, but I can't remember what they were called. They were really bad though.
You can't get much worse than Troll 2 - hilariously bad dialogue, cringeworthy acting and (christ help us) dance scenes, amateur acting, terrible plot and...well...it's bad. A litre of vodka is recommended whilst watching.