Recommend BAD horror movies

[pixiejedi]

I know there are a good deal of movie recommendation forums up, but I'm looking for movies that try to be scary and fail miserably.

I'm happy with slasher or supernatural horror movies. Good example of ones I would count would be like The Grudge, Jason X, Ginger Snaps, and My soul to take.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

The "Alone in the Dark" movie by Uwe Boll

 

[Gurk]

Sleepaway Camp is a must-see. I also highly recommend Mr Jingles and April Fools Day.

 

[kidigus]

Ever seen day of the dead? You won't -sorry- WILL be dissapointed.

 

[MysticToast]

Slither. It's hilarious. Although, to be fair, it was made as a parody of horror movies that try too hard to be scary.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

The "Alone in the Dark" movie by Uwe Boll

Fuck I was going to say that.

Really, just follow everything they did in the Nostalgia Critic review - get some friends, and point out every horrible thing in the movie.

 

[Gaiseric]

Massacre was terrible.

edit: pretty much any horror movie featured on MST3K.

 

[Marter]

I know a bunch of people hated <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.269694-2-50-Reviews-Summers-Blood-2009>Summer's Blood. I mean, I didn't, but what do I know?

And of course, <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.227257-2-50-Reviews-Resident-Evil-2002>The <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.227437-2-50-Reviews-Resident-Evil-Apocalypse-2004>Resident <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.227628-2-50-Reviews-Resident-Evil-Extinction-2007>Evil <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.251665-2-50-Reviews-Resident-Evil-Afterlife-2010>Films.

 

[Wylade]

Murder Party. It's not really bad, just really REALLY cheap, and it is just so over the top. I dont know if you'll be able to find it, but if you do, you wont regret it.

 

[darthmocha]

Paranormal Activity 2 and/or Blair Witch Project 2. You'll be asleep by minute 20 or just so bored it won't matter anyway.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

The human centipede
Paranormal Activity.

Actually, don't watch the human centipede, it WILL scar you for life.

 

[Mrs.Pickman]

A favorite of mine is Saturday the 14th. Very cheesy, VERY funny.

 

[StellarViking]

The Happening, or anything by M. Night Shyamalan after The Sixth Sense, really.

 

[MellowFellow]

The human centipede

Actually, don't watch the human centipede, it WILL scar you for life.

This. My friend made me watch this and I think it is easily the worst movie I have ever seen.

 

[googleit6]

Dead Alive (2007) is hilarious. It involves a man getting shot in chest with a mini meteor, and then he turns into a zombie. Bam.

 

[Dango]

Jack-O. My favorite horrible movie.

 

[cowbuddy]

CABIN FEVER 2... It has a high point of a fat teenager whipping it out and then cottage cheese spewing out... It's so so so BAD!

 

[Larmo]

Try Birdemic, where bad actors get attacked by horrible gifs of birds in a loop animation it freaking funny.

or Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, but that was supposed to be funny, in a similar vane as Airplane

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Manos The Hands Of Fate


Or if you know spanish...HANDS: THE HANDS OF Fate.



Watch it for Tango.

 

[Larmo]

CABIN FEVER 2... It has a high point of a fat teenager whipping it out and then cottage cheese spewing out... It's so so so BAD!

I actually enjoyed the first one in a so bad its awesome way.