I LOVE READING, DIDN'T YA' KNOW!
Anyway, to a professional and civil list. There's:
-Hitchhiker's Guide (Bloody, bloody, good; I recommend only the first three though.)
-The Wizards Series by Diane Duane (Basically present day mature Harry Potter with magic that works like alchemy from Fullmetal Alchemist. Good read for a mix of everything)
-The Glitch in Sleep and the Split Second both by John Hulme. (A kid applies to work in a world that manages our world. Short, but fun read)
-Anything by Lovecraft (No explanation needed)
-House of Leaves by Mark blubbdy blah (Horror and pretty...interesting)
-Stephen King (He drags on though, so I recommend only the Dark Tower series)
-Kurt Vonnegut (I really, really like this guy)
...and that's all I can think of at the moment.
Anyway, to a professional and civil list. There's:
-Hitchhiker's Guide (Bloody, bloody, good; I recommend only the first three though.)
-The Wizards Series by Diane Duane (Basically present day mature Harry Potter with magic that works like alchemy from Fullmetal Alchemist. Good read for a mix of everything)
-The Glitch in Sleep and the Split Second both by John Hulme. (A kid applies to work in a world that manages our world. Short, but fun read)
-Anything by Lovecraft (No explanation needed)
-House of Leaves by Mark blubbdy blah (Horror and pretty...interesting)
-Stephen King (He drags on though, so I recommend only the Dark Tower series)
-Kurt Vonnegut (I really, really like this guy)
...and that's all I can think of at the moment.