Red Button...

[TheMann]

Hey, the spinning button never worked for me, but now it does. Maybe it was the Java update. Huh. Anyway, that's actually kind of cool.

It's like a carnival ride for my computer, except not the ones that smell like fried Twinkies and vomit. Well, maybe a little bit.

 

[TilMorrow]

It will never get me. I am too smart for it. Just be careful where you click. Don't click all the buttons!

Now you're just asking for it.

Just give it a click.

The following video perfectly describes my feelings towards that action in the most eloquent of ways.

Spoiler: Ahem...

 

[Arakasi]

I will never fall into the trap of the red button!
Never!

 

[Not Matt]

I was warned. I didn't listen..... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu. This was a stupid idea on my part. Who invented this button anyway.

 

[Pinkamena]

I was warned. I didn't listen..... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu. This was a stupid idea on my part. Who invented this button anyway.

Blame Kross.

 

[Alternative]

I also appear to be immune to the red button. no matter how many times i click it, nothing happens.

 

[Mournful Crow]

Don't worry. Pressing this button will make you feel much better.

I promise.

Oddly enough, that one has NEVER worked for me. Yeah, I got the badge, but I don't recall ever seeing the effect activate. Heck, I just clicked it another half-dozen times and I still see no effect :/

I got the effect... Now I need new eyes.... Why do I keep pressing these damn buttons!

 

[Mournful Crow]

Guys... I just pressed the Red Button. I now have some chick as my profile picture... What happens if I press it again?...

Jimmy Savile will knock on your door and give you a striptease. No joke.

Well, that doesn't seem so bad...

 

[chadachada123]

God I...I thought I was over this button. This goddamned button.

One...one click won't hurt, right? Just one click. Just one.

Captcha: ham burger bun. This fits, somehow.

 

[Eomega123]

Now I REALLY want ot push all these buttons. If the effects are temporary, I'll go for it. They're temporary, right?

On a related note: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-001-j

 

[D-Soul]

Just click it again.

What's the worst that could happen?

...

While you're there, give this one a click too . . .

I have to change my pants from the pure pant shitting joy that I got from clicking those

*clicks button*

WHY DO I DO THIS!
WHY DO THEY MAKE THESE THINGS?!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Oh did some idiot uh... person push the red button again?

EDIT: Mods, that's intended as a joke.

 

[lacktheknack]

While you're there, give this one a click too . . .

Clicking this button was the best damned idea I've had all damn day.

I love you.

 

[jdogtwodolla]

This button just keeps coming up... And every time it does I just have to press it again.

Babeh Babeh Baeh OHH!

 

[Evil Smurf]

Now I REALLY want ot push all these buttons. If the effects are temporary, I'll go for it. They're temporary, right?

The longest one of the buttons lasts for is 24 hours.

Of course, whether or not you can endure it for 24 hours is a different story...

Just turn off avatars in setting and you are set.

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

I'm immune to it. Pressed it a great many times but it just can't infect me.

 

[Coffeejack]

Has anyone ever discovered who carries with them the terrible responsibility of having made these things?

 

[Eomega123]

I'm gonna click all the buttons!

*clicks buttons*
....
I REGRET THIS COURSE OF ACTION!

I got a system message telling me I should under no circumstances press the red button one hour from now. I'm going to do it. If I don't come back, tell them I died a hero.

 

[Storm Dragon]

All that happened when I pressed it was the page refreshed.

 

[Baldry]

Now I REALLY want ot push all these buttons. If the effects are temporary, I'll go for it. They're temporary, right?

The longest one of the buttons lasts for is 24 hours.

Of course, whether or not you can endure it for 24 hours is a different story...

Just turn off avatars in setting and you are set.

Why give them the cure! You're a monster! Ruining our fun, if you give them the cure where will I go to watch people suffer