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Some good few hours of comedy there. You hear about the new series soon. Nice shiny Halo3 Engine.
I thought the ending was sad cuz I liked the bomb and tex.=(
I think they shouldn't have done that.
There are many many other machinimas out there and you just sit there with RvB? Explore, I say! As I have found, the majority of the stuff that comes out of the Machinma channel on youtube, avoid them, save for maybe Voicemail theatre.
The best machinima in totality (albeit mostly not comedic, but The supreme masters of the art) is LitFuse Films [http://litfusefilms.com/]. First to make Team Fortress 2 machinima other than Valve, First (and so far only) to make a full-length movie (War of the Servers, a satirical remake of War of the Worlds except with Gmod 9 instead of Britain and Mingebags instead of Aliens) and have many other notable works, such as Rusty Whispers: Dennis, Ignus Solus and the Ballad of Black Mesa.
The best machinima in totality (albeit mostly not comedic, but The supreme masters of the art) is LitFuse Films [http://litfusefilms.com/]. First to make Team Fortress 2 machinima other than Valve, First (and so far only) to make a full-length movie (War of the Servers, a satirical remake of War of the Worlds except with Gmod 9 instead of Britain and Mingebags instead of Aliens) and have many other notable works, such as Rusty Whispers: Dennis, Ignus Solus and the Ballad of Black Mesa.
I AM A GAY ROBOT!
Caboose ftw!
Tucker: Let me get this straight? you?re telling me that the guy that showed up here, scared the living s**t out of us, shot at Caboose and beat the hell out of the reds wasn?t a guy at all? That he was a chick? And on top of that, she was your ex-girlfriend?
Church: In a nutshell, yes. That?s an excellent summary.
Caboose: I should have known? She didn?t like me? Girls, never, like me.
Tucker: Caboose, I don?t think anybody likes you.
Caboose: I like me?
Tucker: I don?t think I?ve seen a girl that mean before. Are you sure she?s a chick? And not a guy? Or like, part guy part shark?
Church: I?m pretty sure I?d know if Tex was a guy. And I?m definitely sure I would know if she was part shark.
Caboose: Way, oh, wait oh wait. If she?s a girl, then why is she named Tex?
Church: Uh? because she?s from Texas.
Caboose: ?
Church: Trust me, it makes sense. And you can?t blame her for being so aggressive. It?s not entirely her fault to begin with.
Tucker: Right. You should blame God. First he makes hangovers, and now, half women, half sharks that won?t even sleep with me. Thanks for nothing, God!
Church: Will you shut up with that? She got recruited in to some kind of weird experimental program back during basic where, they infused her armor with this really aggressive A.I. I?m not really sure how it all works, but all I know is it made her meaner and tougher than hell.
Caboose: A.I? What?s the A stand for?
Church: Artificial.
Caboose: ?What?s the I-
Church: Intelligence.
Caboose: Ooohhhhhhhhh what was the A again?
Church: Let?s move on.
Tucker: So, the military put this program in her head, and that program made her a killer. But underneath it all she?s really just a sweet, down-home girl?
Church: Oh hell no. She?s always been a rotten b**ch, it?s just now she?s a rotten b**ch with cybernetic enhancements.
Tucker: Wow. Sounds like you really won the lottery with that one. Good catch there buddy, she?s a keeper.
Church: So how?re you doing, Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?
Caboose: I think so? That guy Tex is really a robot, and you?re his boyfriend. So that makes you? a gay robot.
Church: Yeah? that?s right? I?m a gay robot.
My name, is Michael J. Caboose! And I, hate, babies.
I, just, have, to, concentrate, on, bad, things. Like, milk. No wait, red, Red, Bull.
Your brain is a mountain of hatred!
Now. I, am, thinking, about? kittens! Guh, kit-tens, covered, in, spikes. That makes, me, angry!
I will eat your unhappiness.
Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts.
Caboose ftw!
Tucker: Let me get this straight? you?re telling me that the guy that showed up here, scared the living s**t out of us, shot at Caboose and beat the hell out of the reds wasn?t a guy at all? That he was a chick? And on top of that, she was your ex-girlfriend?
Church: In a nutshell, yes. That?s an excellent summary.
Caboose: I should have known? She didn?t like me? Girls, never, like me.
Tucker: Caboose, I don?t think anybody likes you.
Caboose: I like me?
Tucker: I don?t think I?ve seen a girl that mean before. Are you sure she?s a chick? And not a guy? Or like, part guy part shark?
Church: I?m pretty sure I?d know if Tex was a guy. And I?m definitely sure I would know if she was part shark.
Caboose: Way, oh, wait oh wait. If she?s a girl, then why is she named Tex?
Church: Uh? because she?s from Texas.
Caboose: ?
Church: Trust me, it makes sense. And you can?t blame her for being so aggressive. It?s not entirely her fault to begin with.
Tucker: Right. You should blame God. First he makes hangovers, and now, half women, half sharks that won?t even sleep with me. Thanks for nothing, God!
Church: Will you shut up with that? She got recruited in to some kind of weird experimental program back during basic where, they infused her armor with this really aggressive A.I. I?m not really sure how it all works, but all I know is it made her meaner and tougher than hell.
Caboose: A.I? What?s the A stand for?
Church: Artificial.
Caboose: ?What?s the I-
Church: Intelligence.
Caboose: Ooohhhhhhhhh what was the A again?
Church: Let?s move on.
Tucker: So, the military put this program in her head, and that program made her a killer. But underneath it all she?s really just a sweet, down-home girl?
Church: Oh hell no. She?s always been a rotten b**ch, it?s just now she?s a rotten b**ch with cybernetic enhancements.
Tucker: Wow. Sounds like you really won the lottery with that one. Good catch there buddy, she?s a keeper.
Church: So how?re you doing, Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?
Caboose: I think so? That guy Tex is really a robot, and you?re his boyfriend. So that makes you? a gay robot.
Church: Yeah? that?s right? I?m a gay robot.
My name, is Michael J. Caboose! And I, hate, babies.
I, just, have, to, concentrate, on, bad, things. Like, milk. No wait, red, Red, Bull.
Your brain is a mountain of hatred!
Now. I, am, thinking, about? kittens! Guh, kit-tens, covered, in, spikes. That makes, me, angry!
I will eat your unhappiness.
Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts.
Woah dude, did you need to quote the entire thing?shatnershaman said:
I agree with Anarchemitis. There are many Machinima's apart from RvB that are good quality but the general internet community ignores these movies and decide to stay with the fart jokes they know and love. Don't get me wrong, I love RvB but there are a lot of better movies that people tend to ignore.
What about the so-so ones that are treated al gods gift? Like "arby and the chief", not that it sucks but lately its just been PH33R coming this *> <* close to distroying the 4th wall.Fire Daemon said:
