Redwall Rp: The Feet of Thunder (Looking for another player, Pm to gm)

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It was a sunny day that dawned on the peaceful abbey that was Redwall. The light warmed the stones and the Dibbuns played in the pond, Marian Merlo Maximus Magnus along with the otter Quin Dancestream had been charged with watching the young ones today. The hare watched them splash each other in the water, and a few began trying to see how far into the deep end they could swim, all except for the molebabes, who were quite content to stay in the shallowest end of the pool and create mudballs to throw at the other Dibbuns. One of these struck Quin in the back of the head as he fished in the pond, hoping for a delightful little fish for tonight.

"It wassm I, Quin-sir,"One of them said, pointing at the other,"It was is him, Dugsley, burr aye."

The other one spouted mostly the same line before crumbling and he began to laugh, falling down in the shallow pool they stood in and splashing water everywhere, again hitting Quin and Mar.

The other abbey-hare, Rillibomp Ashenbury Talliwanger Paradeesus, had returned from his trip out into Mossflower, along with Redjar, and they both had sacks of ingredients for the dormouse Friar Lommel. Tomorrow was an important day, and the midsummer feast would commence, two days of stories,good food, and fellowship would begin and the preparations were underway to make this not only Abbot Monty's final feast, but for him to also announce his successor. A goodbeast that possessed not only the kindness all dwellers of Redwall had, but also the wisdom and strength to keep the abbey running smoothly.

And all the while Novice Malcolm slaved away in the hot kitchens, chopping onions,pears,carrots, and all manner of vegetables for the coming few days, everybeast that could wield a knife had been summoned to the kitchens and were chopping,stirring,baking, and boiling all sorts of good eats. Pies and cakes of the freshest fruit, from simple apple to the complex and exquisite special made by Friar Lommel Bigspoon himself, his own masterpiece, the four-fruit-three-cream triple-decker cake that was still hours away from completion. Soups from broths to the legendary hotroot soup had been made,skilly-n-duff, barley and turnips, and cheese that had been sitting in the cellar since the previous autumn had been wheeled up to the kitchens to supplement the breads that had since been baked. A cheese stuffed full with nuts of all kinds, most gathered by Redjar himself and allowed to sit as it ripened, now was the time for it to be spread upon loaves of bread lighter than feathers and sweet as honey, and for even the simple cheese to be brought to add into so many meals, as sauces, as sides, and as main courses for some.

Food was not the only thing brought up by the preparers of Redwall's feasts, but even their cellarhog Anslem had enlisted the help of many beasts to assist him in bringing out all manner of beverages. October Ale and Buttercup n' Honey Cordial, Strawberry and apple cider, and simple juices to be imbibed by the inhabitants of the peaceful place. Malcolm had been enlisted to help Durril and Badgermum Roselia push up a surprisingly large keg of drink stamped with an old sigil of a previous cellarbeast from an earlier era.

As they rolled the tun into place for tonight's feast, he realized that the bell had not been rung yet and that that was his duty. Muttering his apologies and goodbyes to the two, who nodded in acknowledgement, he rushed away, pulling the hem of his habit up to better run. As he neared the belltower, it began to ring. Fearing that he had forced some other beast's hand to do his job for him, he ran all the faster, and reached the top within a few more moments, and tripped on the last step. He fell and neared the edge before a large and weathered paw grasped him by his habits and deposited him by the bells. Looking up and mumbling his apologies, he looked into the face of Abbot Monty himself. An old and wizened mole with a cheery grin on his face, his eyes almost lost in the smile actually.

"Doan't you'm knowen that floiyin's for them's hawkburds? 'Tis not a way furr grounderbeasts's to bees gettin' noweres. It is a turrible longen ways dowan, N'vice Malcolm." The old mole shuffled to the edge before his smile disappeared and he visibly gulped and then he continued,"Let ussens gettin dowan from 'ere, we'tis a froitfully long ways oupp."
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Meanwhile, far south of the peaceful area surrounding Redwall Abbey, a band of hares traveled through the woods, making merry jokes and songs, not worried in the slightest as they were passing through a stretch of Mossflower woods that they'd recently been through with no incident. If only they'd been quieter, as Tavis Thunderfoot looked down at them from an outcropping, waiting for the right moment to strike. The vermin underneath the cloak was humongous, dwarfing every beast gathered around him, his Captains.

"Neow," He said to them, and the six scampered down, a red fox and blood stained rat disappearing into the underbrush faster than the rest. Their small bands would be the first attack. The fight was short, but brutal, with both sides suffering heavy losses, the count at the end was half a score of the hares, three scores rats, fifteen weasels, two foxes, a stoat, and three ferrets. All of them from different parts of his horde, and each expendable. He had come for plunder, and now the survivors would tell him where he could find it, in this new land.

The surviving hares were brought back to camp and tied up to trees, each limb held separately. the two revealed themselves as Guy Gaius Gemini, the as Staggish Blunderbuss Intaricles Facsimiles III, though he insulted the horde leader and was soundly beaten until he simply said they could call him Stag, the Captain of this patrol. After much "persuasion" and a foul brew shoved down their throats from Thunderfoot's right-paw rat Jararavick Nasty-Drink, they revealed that Redwall Abbey was only a week away, and was full of good tuck, which the vermin interpreted as good plunder. His underlings were tempted to kill the two hares, but he saw them as potential hostages, if what else they'd said about the place was true, all manner of goodbeasts lived there, and what good beast would allow a fellow to be killed? Things were falling into place, and Tavis Thunderfoot would go down in history as a true vermin, one to tell stories of for seasons to come.

He gathered his Captains to the tent on the edge of the lake and began the planning of Redwall's demise....

Please don't reveal anything about Tavis just yet, it's part of the mystery and fun for the Redwallers to learn about.
 

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Redwall Sheets

Faction: Redwall

Name: Rillibomp Ashenbury Talliwanger Paradeesus

Species: Hare

Gender: Male

Age: 13 Seasons

Appearance: A very odd-looking hare; rather, a very normal-looking hare that like any hare stands out around the littler creatures of Redwall. Fawn-colored fur covers most of his body, with a little tuft of white on his chin and his chest, and his tail. His ears are a tad shorter than the average hare's, and his whiskers are outrageously long to compensate, it seems. He keeps his clothing simple, with a half-buttoned brown-and-green tweed vest, and generally keeps the straightest, most perfectly-formed twig available in his mouth to chew on.

Temperament: Very sporadic and prone to flights of fancy, going into drawn-out fantasies in search of some plan to address the current situation. Never hostile, but always raring for a fight and a bit of trash talk.

Current Job at the abbey: Though he is always available as a guard, soldier, and gentlehare at-large, from day-to-day he acts as a gatherer, finding food and ingredients for various things outside of the abbey and bringing it back, with the understanding that he'll get a cut of whatever succulent meal is made with it.

Weapons: A sabre, as a (former)member of the Long Patrol is apt to possess, as well as retain a proficiency in. He can't help but fancy the staff, though, and imagine himself as a wizened old hare with naught but his walking stick to wallop any ne'er-do-well in his path.

Carries a pair of dirks on a little belt slung across his torso, which he mainly uses for slicing up food. The edges and points are rather sharp, though, and could conceivably be useful backup weapons.

Life within Redwall so far: Rillibomp showed up on an average spring day a few seasons ago at the abbey's door with nothing but his sword, his clothes, and his status as an ex-member of the Long Patrol to offer as toll for his entrance. A toll wasn't exactly required, but he felt it was proper to have one ready to pay with regardless. Though he immediately made himself useful, likely in return for eating such vast quantities of their food, he rarely spoke on why he had arrived.

When asked why, he elaborated: any hare worth their salt knew that if you wanted good food, you came to Redwall. Though flattered, the animals of the abbey weren't exactly keen to buy that. They pressed further, and it was a full two months into his stay before he finally explained why. As he told it, it seemed that any hare that stayed at Redwall for a few good seasons would wind up in a spot of trouble with some horde of vermin or another; and, being a hare who desired his name to go down in history, he figured a good brawl at Redwall would be just the ticket.

Naturally, he figured that his surely uncanny prediction would frighten the little creatures of the abbey, so he wasn't so willing to share his reasoning. By that point, he figured, he'd stayed so long that if he left the very next day the horde he was meant to slay would show up and terrorize the poor little mice, mole, etc.-folk, and he couldn't very well have that on his conscience. So he elected to stay until the next crisis came about, and help them fight it off. Until that day came, he settled in as any other resident.

Faction: Redwall

Name: Marian Merlo Maximus Magnus

Species: Hare

Gender: Male

Age:11 Seasons

Appearance: Mar looks like an average Hare in height, though he is thinner than most. His fur is mostly white except for a few brown patches on the back of his ears and around his torso and legs. He wears his brown cloth trousers which are tightly tied with a leather belt made from one of his fallen vermin foes. He wears an old rag he calls a shirt, it used to be white before it was covered in blood again and again, and now its color varies from white to light brown.

Temperament: Mar had gone past his silly stage of pretend heroism rather safely thanks to his older brother that had protected him through his service in the Long patrol. He doesn't take silly risks and protects his comrades as well as he can. He's worried about his friends and depressed they haven't come back for him yet. He isn't very chatty or as hungry as Hares are portrayed to be.

Current Job at the abbey: At first incapacitated, Mar contributed little to the Abbey. After half a season of recovery, Mar was told he would help with the lifting of heavy objects and helping with other things the local mice would have trouble doing.

Weapons: A spear the size of mar, a sheathed sable he keeps hanging on his left waist by the belt and a sheathed dirk attached to his right waist by his belt. An iron buckler, a bronze cap and a leather vest he wears on his fur (He doesn't use it outside of combat. It's worn underneath a white cloth shirt that had been soiled with blood and washed many times.)

Life within Redwall so far: Mar joined together with his older brother to the Long patrol and fought alongside him and his comrades. They consisted of fifty or so warriors at the time and would often engage in skirmishes with vermin and come out victorious. Mar's brother, Guy Gaius Gimini, was the superior warrior and would often save Mar's life in battle. As the patrolled continued they both grew and became competent warriors and great friends. Almost two seasons ago the Long Patrol had been ambushed by a group of Vermin. The massive group overrun the Hares but they held together and pulled through. Many died and Mar himself was injured by an arrow in his left foot and had his chest slashed. They managed to drag themselves to the Abbey and left Mar to recover there while they returned to deliver news of new intelligence they had found after defeating the ambush. Even though they should have been back for him a long time ago, Mar continues to wait for his brother and other comrades. He spends most of his time in the Abbey helping with any hard labor and telling tales of the battles of went through.

Faction: Redwall

Name: Malcolm (Mal for short. Because Firefly is awesome.)

Species: Squirrel

Gender: Male

Age: 7 Seasons

Appearance: Mal is rather tall for a squirrel, standing a head above most of the Abbey's other occupants; the only beasts he has to look up being the odd hare or the occasional otter. Underneath his habit, Mal's coat is a dark sepia tone, spanning from his typically twitchy ears to the tip of his tail.
Dressed in normal Redwall garb, Mal wears a leaf-green habit a bit too large for his somewhat scrawny frame, though he refuses to wear sandals

Temperament: Although he's certainly inherited his father's wild blood, Mal has lived his entire life inside Mossflower's boundaries, spending most of that time well within the Abbey's walls. As such, the young squirrel has never experienced true danger or hardship, leading him to become a dangerous combination of cocky and ignorant.

Current Job at the abbey: Bell-ringer, and whatever miscellaneous duties he's been assigned that day.

Weapons: Has developed a decent amount of skill with the sling, and normally wears one as a belt. Mal believes the accessory gives him a dashing, impressive look.

Life within Redwall so far: Malcolm's parents arrived at the Abbey a few short weeks before his birth. As part of a Highland caravan, the squirrels were headed south through Mossflower, attempting to gather allies to help push back the vermin hordes overtaking their home. Though the Highlanders found food and rest within Redwall, they refused to stay long; Mal's father, the leader of the group, knew that he would find no warriors in this place of peace. The caravan soon departed, leaving only one of its members behind: Malcolm's mother, who would soon be giving birth.
Though his father had vowed to return with soldiers and weapons enough to make their homeland safe, he and the rest of the Highlanders never made their way back to the Abbey. The only knowledge Mal ever received of his father were the stories his mother told him when he was a Dibbun, painting the warrior squirrel in a marvelous light and filling her son's head with wanderlust and love for battle.
With nowhere else to go, Malcolm and his mother remained at Redwall, leading comfortable lives among the kind beasts who took them in, Mal growing up among the hordes of other youngsters. Sadly, his mother died of a strong fever a few seasons ago, leaving Mal to grow into the reckless, foolhardy creature he is today.

Faction: Redwall

Name: Redjar Tinram

Species: Squirrel

Age: 10 seasons

Appearance: Red with a white chest. Tail has a black tip. Not exceptionally large or small for a squirrel. normally seen wearing a green tunic.

Temperment: Generally good natured. Despite getting along just fine with eveyone at the abbey, Redjar prefers to be alone in the woods, despite the dangers. He likes naure and finds the sounds of the forest peaceful and soothing.

Current job at the abbbey: Gatherer. He goes into the forest to gather nuts mainly.

Weapons: One of the few bows in the abbey. It was his father's so he treasures it. He has practiced shooting with it in the woods while gathering ingredients out in the woods and found himself to be a natural.

Life within Redwall so far: Redjar's grandfather was a well known warrior, who was known for his great skil with a bow. He traveled far and wide, defeating many vermin gangs, until one day he found Redwall. After stopping in to rest and eat, he decided he liked the people and the food enough that he stayed. He eventually had a son, Redjar's father, who he left his bow when he died many seasons later. He in turn had Redjar.

About a season after Redjar was born, a small vermin gang came to Redwall. Redjar's father was one of the defenders who chased the gang away. As the gang was running away one of them turned and shot an arrow at the defenders, hitting Redjar's father and killing him.

Growing up without a fater left Redjar feeling left out a lot, but he got along with everyone at the abbey. After a while he decided he preferred the peace of the forest to the hustle and bustle of the abbey, so he became a gatherer, and spent many long days in the trees shooting at whatever made a nice target, be it a rock, tree, or passing insect.

In the abbey he has become a bit of a father figure to young ones like him who had lost a father, and was generally kind to all of them. most of the older Redwallers see him as a kind, hardworking, if not a little eccentric squirrel.

Faction: Redwall (although he doesn't live there normally)

Name: Quinn Dancestream

Species: Otter

Gender: Male

Age: 15 seasons.

Appearance: Smooth, dark brown fur with two lighter marks on the head.

Temperament: A friendly and aging traveler with a checkered past as a rascal. He likes to play pranks and jokes but is considered a reliable Otter to those who know him well. Does not get along well with Log-a-Log or any of the Guosim. He has bad blood with Skipper and refuses to talk about the other Otters he once lived with.

Current Job at the abbey: Taken in by the abbey until his home in the marshes by the river is no longer flooded out, he helps out however he can. He regularly goes out on his own to bring back catches of fish for all his friends.

Weapons: He has a long, slender dagger he once found in a tree. He takes care to keep it sharp but mostly uses it while hunting fish. It has strange markings and he often tells friends it was the weapon of a warrior. Prefers to use a sling but has yet to actually fight vermin in a battle.

Life within Redwall so far: Because he is only intending to stay at the abbey until his home ceases to be underwater; he still feels apart from the residents. He has a few friends and is adored by the Dibbuns for his ludicrous stories about his adventures. He earns his keep by doing what is asked of him and he goes out fishing on his own initiative. Although he has only beaten off a few marauding vermin who targeted him in his travels, he takes great pleasure in discussing his 'tactics' with Mar (much to the real warrior's annoyance).

Faction: Redwaller
Name: Anselm Stiffspine
Species: Hedgehog
Gender: Male
Age: 18 seasons

Appearance: Anselm is an older hedgehog, and has grown somewhat fat over the years, his fur and spines are beggining to gray at the tips, and he wears small pair of round eyeglasses due to his failing vision.

Temperament: Slightly crotchety in his later years, Anselm prefers the relative solitude of his cellars to the company of other creatures. This said, he has a soft spot for the young inhabitants of the Abbey.

Current Job at the abbey: Cellar Helper (I'd like Cellarhog proper, if it's avaliable).

Weapons: Anselm isn't much of a fighter, but if he needs to he'll rely on a strong staff as well as the natural protection of his spines.

Life within Redwall so far: Anselm was raised in the abbey, working in the cellars most of his life. His position has given him a good understanding of some of the more secluded portions of the abbey cellars. He is well-loved by the abbey youngsters in large part due to his failing vision, which he uses as an excuse to allow them to sneak cordial from time to time, despite the fact that it is mostly compensated for by his sharp sense of smell.

Thunderfoot's Horde

Underlings:

A great rat called Goffrin, fights with a large club and prides himself on his spiked helmet

A vicious tempered Stoat called Rank, fights with a spear.

and a pair of rats called Ikkit and ragtail who prefer to fight with swords and slings, in battle they usually move with Frek through the tree tops attacking from range before they join the fray.

What Frek's troops lack in skill or training they more than make up for in ferocity and cunning.

Freck became somewhat of a role-model among the more unstable rats in the hoard. His talent for violence and stealth made him an ideal leader for scouting missions and vanguard attacks. He demands every solider he commands paint their fur blood red like his own.

Faction: The Horde

Name: Frek

Species: Rat

Gender: Male

Age: 4 Seasons

Appearance: Grey/Brown fur painted a messy mixture of red and black. His teeth resemble yellow, jagged spikes. He's covered in tiny nicks and cuts though most are covered by his matted fur. He wears a ragged leather vest (though none of his underlings dare ask what skin the leather is made from) and a collection of trinkets made from the bones of his victims.

Weapons: His only weapons (claws and teeth not withstanding)are a pair of worn daggers which he uses both for fighting and eating.

Place in the horde: Enforcer

Life before the horde: Frek was born one of the painted ones of the pine section of Mossflower Woods. Frek was shunned by his peers, considered extremely violent even by the cannibalistic Painted Ones he would stalk his prey silently through the tree tops before killing and devouring them in fits of wild abandon, howling with laughter all the while. His love for violence became so extreme that he abandoned the traditional green and purple tattoos favoured by his people and began to decorate his fur with the blood of his kills. This was the final straw for his tribe, who were already distrustful of him, and so Frek was banished. Driven out into the wild to die. But it was not to be this betrayal on the part of his people only drove Frek to greater depths of madness. When he stumbled upon The Horde Tivas Thunderfoot saw potential in the psychotic red rat and promised him that in return for his loyalty he would one day help Frek destroy the tribe that had cast him out and make him their new ruler, second only to Thunderfoot himself. Freck quickly made a name for himself among the other hoard members who quickly learned to avoid him around camp.

Underlings:

Jarco, Captain of the Band of Fifteen: While Temero is the General of the BoF, Jarco was the original Captain and has a long time ago pledged loyalty to him. Jarco, while not nearly as big as Temero, led by example and as such, wields a large two handed ax. He is famous for being able to cleave stones in half with it. His fur is a bright orange and he stands out in the crowd. He has black eyes and goes in to battle wearing only cloth, though his proficiency with his ax has never made his lack of armor a problem.

Antrio, Captain of The Sons of the Marshes: Antrio owns and directly commands TSotM and when Temero began expanding and gathering followers, Antrio was the first to pledge loyalty to him, bolstering his numbers by a very large count. Antrio himself is a rat from the marshes, and as such, he and his band are all a ghastly whiteish grey with red eyes. Their weapons are horrific, consisting of twisted metal metal formed around clubs and poisoned, to poisoned arrows. A single hit from Antrio or any of his followers is almost always a death sentence. Antrio himself is an expert with an arrow and can hit seemingly any target. His armor, like Jarco is next to none, though he wears tattered cloths which only enhance his ghastly imagery.

Mostoran, Commander of the Grey Legion: The Grey Legion is a much more typical arrangement of rats. While a number of them are actually grey, they range in any color of rats. They are typical foot soldiers and dominated the adjacent forest to the one Temero took over. Temero gave a highly convincing speech which convinced Mostoran to pledge his loyalty as well. Due to the high resource counting that Mostoran has gathered, he has been able to outfit himself and his guards with chain mail and actual swords, though his army itself is armed mostly with clubs and leather.

Faction: The Horde

Name: Temero

Species:Giant Rat

Gender: Male

Age: 5 seasons

Appearance: Temero is a giant black rat, with a god complex. As such, he wears royal robes and a crown with a giant scepter. His robes are a deep red and gold with a scepter matching, only it has cubic zirconia at the top. He is not stained in the least with dark black eyes.

Weapons: Aside from his own scepter which he hits people with, he relies on the rats that follow him. His direct followers are his Band of Fifteen, all of which are battle hardened and wield light leather armor with clubs. Outside of that, he has gained the support of many other rat bands and can call upon them when needed, though they are mostly in regular clothes with crude clubs and stabbing tools.

Place in the Horde: Charismatic lieutenant and propaganda master.

Life before the Horde: When Temero was a young rat, he had been cast off from his home due to not being a large coward and unwilling to demonstrate any physical abilities, despite being a Giant Rat. He found himself at home however, when Temero discovered a rat castoff group. Due to his large stature, many began to look up to him within the small band and soon he found himself leader. After stealing from a few sources, Temero donned a robe, scepter and crown and declared himself king of the Band of Fifteen. He quickly let the position get to his head and became a narcissist. While the group was small relatively, his leadership got them better equipment and soon they began to dominate the surrounding forest. The band of Fifteen ended up merging with other bands all under the direct control of Temero. His greatest moment was his uprising against the Giant Rat Village. In which Temero killed every single member of his family and every one else inside his old home. It was after the destruction of his old home, that he attracted the attention of the horde and joined their ranks as a lieutenant.

Underlings:
Farhaar has three Captains under his command.

Morfor and Formor. Two weasel brothers of questionable reliability and intelligence. They often decide to goof off rather than follow their orders. Rarely are they reprimanded for this due to no one ever finding out. They're ok with a bow and good trackers, putting them above the cut of regular horde rabble.

Vorune Burrowburner a large Bilgerat who commands the rank and file of Farhaar's soldiers when he's more important things to do. He's extremely ambitious, dreaming of becoming a warlord himself. He's never told anyone, treasonous thoughts lead straight to the chopping block. His battle axe in Tivas' back would be a great feat, leading to his dream.

The rank and file vermin are allowed to use whatever weapons they want, excluding the archers.


Faction: The Horde
Name: Farhaar Kelmic Sightseeker
Species: Fox
Gender: Male
Age: 8 Seasons
Appearance: A gruff hardened red fox. Multiple symmetrical black lines of fur traveling from his chin back up to his ears. Red fur, white furred chest, neck, chin and the tip of his tail. Ear tips are black. A small scar runs along the knuckles of his right hand. Employs green clothing for camouflage. A green tunic over a leather chest piece, and a hood of the same color with earholes. A pair of bracers, rather ornate. Sword and quiver both fastened to his left leg since Farhaar is right handed, he feels it's quicker and easier to reach down for an arrow than back.

Weapons: Longbow and iron head arrows. One hand Flamberge. Kris kept in the right boot.

Place in the Horde: Mercenary. Head tracker and scout. Farhaar is Tivas' eyes and ears but fills more roles as necessary, so long as the money flows.

Life before the Horde: Farharr was born in the northlands. His first seasons were harsh but served to toughen him. He never knew his father, his mother never told him anything of him. Not that it mattered, the land itself taught him the lessons. Farharr crafted many bows for himself in the first seasons. Poor quality but every time a new one was carved it served him better. He had a nack for hunting, becoming a reliable tracker.
His fourth season. Searching for a better life Farhaar left for the south lands. The warmer climate was a nice adage to. There was more than enough food to eat, and plenty of travelers. Banditry turned out to be a very profitable entrepreneurial endeavor. He gained his sword from a Hare warrior in an ambush. A bounty to this day is still on his head. Many tried to kill him but none succeeded in that end, but it did push him to join Tivas' Horde. The safety in numbers, food, gold was all very pleasing. Maybe he could get land out of it, or a hole in the ground. That was not the plan though, Farhaar is not loyal enough to die for anyone.
 

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Underlings:
Farhaar has three Captains under his command.

Morfor and Formor. Two weasel brothers of questionable reliability and intelligence. They often decide to goof off rather than follow their orders. Rarely are they reprimanded for this due to no one ever finding out. They're ok with a bow and good trackers, putting them above the cut of regular horde rabble.

Vorune Burrowburner a large Bilgerat who commands the rank and file of Farhaar's soldiers when he's more important things to do. He's extremely ambitious, dreaming of becoming a warlord himself. He's never told anyone, treasonous thoughts lead straight to the chopping block. His battle axe in Tivas' back would be a great feat, leading to his dream.

The rank and file vermin are allowed to use whatever weapons they want, excluding the archers.


Faction: The Horde
Name: Farhaar Kelmic Sightseeker
Species: Fox
Gender: Male
Age: 8 Seasons
Appearance: A gruff hardened red fox. Multiple symmetrical black lines of fur traveling from his chin back up to his ears. Red fur, white furred chest, neck, chin and the tip of his tail. Ear tips are black. A small scar runs along the knuckles of his right hand. Employs green clothing for camouflage. A green tunic over a leather chest piece, and a hood of the same color with earholes. A pair of bracers, rather ornate. Sword and quiver both fastened to his left leg since Farhaar is right handed, he feels it's quicker and easier to reach down for an arrow than back.

Weapons: Longbow and iron head arrows. One hand Flamberge. Kris kept in the right boot.

Place in the Horde: Mercenary. Head tracker and scout. Farhaar is Tivas' eyes and ears but fills more roles as necessary, so long as the money flows.

Life before the Horde: Farharr was born in the northlands. His first seasons were harsh but served to toughen him. He never knew his father, his mother never told him anything of him. Not that it mattered, the land itself taught him the lessons. Farharr crafted many bows for himself in the first seasons. Poor quality but every time a new one was carved it served him better. He had a nack for hunting, becoming a reliable tracker.
His fourth season. Searching for a better life Farhaar left for the south lands. The warmer climate was a nice adage to. There was more than enough food to eat, and plenty of travelers. Banditry turned out to be a very profitable entrepreneurial endeavor. He gained his sword from a Hare warrior in an ambush. The Salamandastron hares are looking for the murderer of their companion to this day. Many tried to kill him but none succeeded in that end, but it did push him to join Tivas' Horde. The safety in numbers, food, gold was all very pleasing. Maybe he could get land out of it, or a hole in the ground. That was not the plan though, Farhaar is not loyal enough to die for anyone.

Faction: Independent Vermin

Name: Half-ear

Species: Weasel

Gender: Male

Age: 5 seasons

Appearance: Mainly black, but with a large white splotch from his lower jaw to just below his neck, missing half his left ear from an early fight he won (barely) with another vermin.

Weapons: Proficient in the use of the scimitar, but he's too young to have gained anything more than basic skills with it. He does, however, have a bit of a natural talent, making him slightly more skilled than other sword fighters his age.

Place in the Horde: Though not actually part of Thunderfoot's horde, he is a member of a small gang of miscreants, where he acts as the scout and vanguard. The rat that was the head of his little group didn't like his attitude, and figured the best way to remove him would be to make him be the first one in and last out, thinking it would increase the chances of Half-ear getting killed. Half-ear didn't mind, though, as it kept him away from the ranting and unpleasant attitude of the others.

Life so far: Half-ear fell in with a small band of vermin when he was barely three seasons old, but never really felt that marauding, looting, and stealing was how he wanted to live his life. He went along with them, mainly because raiding provided him with a steady source of food, although he did everything in his power to distance himself from killing, often letting their victims run away rather than fight, especially when the rest of the vermin were distracted with the spoils of victory.

This continued for quite some time, until their differences came to a head. Skartail, the rat leader of their band, ordered him to kill the group of mice they had captured earlier that day. Half-ear slowly walked up to them, struggling with his morals and emotions, unusual traits for a weasel. Skartail moved up beside him, urging him to make the kills. It was the last order Skartail ever made, because in that moment, Half-ear made his decision: He drew his blade, and in that instant, slashed Skartail from throat to waist, before being set upon by the rest of the gang.

The fight was going hard for him, being outnumbered as he was, and he surely would have fallen, had a patrol of otters and shrews not heard the ruckus and gone to investigate. It must have been a sight, a lone weasel holding back several rats from a group of field mice, but the patrol jumped into the fray, swiftly killing the rats and surrounding Half-ear. Near dead from blood loss, he could only nod, before slumping to the ground, unconcious.

If you need help coming up with how to write dialogue, here's a link:
http://www.rwclub.org/f/speech/speech.php

Insults:
http://www.rwclub.org/f/insult/index.php
 

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Down in the kitchens of Redwall abbey, the Friar and his assistants were hard at work, preparing the scrumptious array of delights and dishes for the coming midsummer feast. However, they had one particularly overbearing and just a bit unwelcome guest.

It was a hare, and a particularly odd one at that; even for hares. With impressively-slash-shockingly long whiskers, ears that seemed just a tad too short, and a tweed vest that looked like nothing any Redwaller had ever worn, he stood out like a sore paw. And right now, his paws were dangling over a hunk of cheese, only kept at bay by the judging eye of a servant mole.

"Really, ma'am, I simply cannot fathom how you've accomplished this!" Rillibomp Ashenbury Talliwanger Paradeesus, traveling hare and current squatter of Redwall exclaimed. He hungrily eyed the cheese, barely keeping himself at bay. "Make these cheeses like a roight-proper royal chef, if I say so meself! Oh, I don't have solitary single idea why I keep doing this to meself, but I just can't roight stay away! The smell's HEAVENLY, tell me, whatdidya put innit? 'Re these almonds? Cashews? Mayhaps a little chestnut dusting? Ohhh, if Salamandastron be pointy at th' top, tell me!"

That, as it happened, was more than enough to wear out the tweedly-vested hare's welcome, and with a squeaky voice following him all the way out, Rillibomp fled the kitchen in search of some other entertainment. He waltzed through the halls, still muttering to himself about that cheese. "Roight fantastical, whimsical, paradeezical! Gunna have'a go at gettin' meself that recipe one of these days. It'd sure as sugar'd be a sweet comfort on those lonesome roads... where would I get the bloody cheese, though?"

Though he was certainly an unusual sight, the beasts of Redwall were used to his presence by now, after the months he'd already spent in the abbey. He patrolled the halls now, endlessly looking for something to occupy his time as he waited for some mysterious event that only a few key members of the abbey knew about. All he was concerned with right now, though, was finding someone a bit more willing to tolerate some conversation.
 

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"Oof, sorry about that Father." With a bit of help from the old mole, Malcolm pulled himself to his paws, brushing dust off of the front of his habit. "Would've been here sooner, but Roselia and Anslem wanted my help with a few kegs, and before that Friar Lommel had me helping in the kitchens, and before that..."

The young squirrel's excuses trailed off, as he noticed Abbot Monty's carefree grin; clearly the aged beast didn't mind Mal's tardiness, at least not too much. "Er, well, sorry. Won't happen again."

Considering that the bells had already been rung, and the Abbot's steadily increasing unease, Malcolm decided it best to vacate the tower. Offering to support Monty this time around, the young squirrel led the two of them down the steps and out onto the Abbey Lawn. "Here we are Father, safe and sound."

As the old mole sighed in relief, Mal took a moment to examine the grounds around them; his headlong dash from the kitchens to the bell-tower hadn't given him a lot of time to look around. The pond, predictably, was a mess of splashing and screaming Dibbuns, no doubt getting into all sorts of ruckus as they played in the swallow waters. Still, Malcolm trusted that the two adults watching the youngsters would keep them out of trouble. Or, at least out of danger. It was the other pair of grown-ups trekking across the grassy lawn that drew the young squirrel's eye. It seemed that Rillibomp and Redjar had returned from their foraging venture into Mossflower, a quite successful venture judging by their loaded packs.

"Looks like the rest of the ingredients are here, eh Father? Should probably go see if Friar Lommel needs any more help."
 

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A pair of gnarled, blood stained claws parted the opening of the tent. It was dark inside and little could be seen but the glinting eyes of Tavis Thunderfoot. The new comer slipped in quietly, the clinking noise of the bone trinkets he wore and his ragged, snarl like breathing almost sounded rhythmic in the silent gloom of his leaders inner sanctum.

He holds a dirk in his paws, it bore the symbol of the long patrol... now scratched out beyond recognition. The rat ran his tongue along one side of the blade licking up all traces of blood with great satisfaction before twirling it in his claws and slamming it into the table before him. He looked up at the figure of Tavis Thunderfoot and bowed not out of fear but of genuine loyalty.

Tavis had promised him battle and he had kept his word. Frek's eyes sparkled with malice as he thought of bring war to Redwall.
 

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Temero's scepter gleamed inside the tent, fireflies constantly replaced inside of a red glass gem helped with his appearance. When traveling with Tavis on occasion, newcomers to the Thunderfoot clan would think Temero was the leader due to his crown, scepter and cloak, along with his very clean appearance. That was until Tavis made it very, very clear who was in charge. Jarco was waiting outside the tent, ever aware and at his side. Temero never carried any weapons around the Thunderfoot camp, or ever for that matter. His usefulness had been long secured with his tight grip on various armies. Even Tavis recognized the high use of one so charismatic. Whenever a speech needed to be made for the sake of morale, it seemed Temero was always either planning it, or giving it when that became necessary, which only furthered to inflate his ego.

The giant rat watched Frek walk in and bow to Tavis. Everything about Frek was what Temero was not. A loyal follower with nothing in his mind except blood and glory. "Oh, now would you look at that one? The loyal follower of blood has returned to us! Enjoying the taste of yet another fool? The two of you must have had quite a bit in common." Temero laughed at his jest for a second before returning his composure. He spoke in a pitch higher than most, but still powerful beyond what most would consider normal. Though, while Frek was only half his size at best, Temero was well aware he would stand no chance against him in a direct fight. "Back, to the matter at hand, I was thinking we could lure some of their forces out by executing one or two of the Hares near the gate. Out of the reach of any arrows. At the very least it will demoralize many of their soldiers."
 

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Quinn rubbed the back of his head and winked at Mar.

"We aught to get these moles some slin's 'n put them on the wall. Never know when some foxes will come after them. You know they want good warriors to put to work!"

The molebabes squealed with delight.

"Oi'll pick suop Ay nasty fox an' toss him all 'ee way to Sala . . . mandestum afore he even blinks."

"Oi want to go to 'ee magic mountain an' become 'ee best digger in all Mossflower!"

One of the babes jumped on the other one and they both landed in a heap.

"What wuz that furr?"

"Throw Moi to whurr 'ee hares bee!"

A young mousebabe swimming in the shallows bravely came over to Quinn and poked him.

"How come H'i can't swim wike ee?"

Quinn took the dibbun onto his back.

"Little deep for you there bud. You're a mouse, you do your... Whatever mice do best! I be best suited in th' river. It's the way things are." he said, taking the mousebabe back to the shallows. "Maybe you'll grow to be like that Martin warrior. You never know."

A good number of dibbuns broke out into a splashing fight. Quinn, getting splashed in the face laughed and swung his tail around sending the babes back to the side of the pond squealing. He returned to the center of the pond and dived, returning with a dead fish in his hand.

"This pond is fine and all but its just not the same like swimming in the River Moss." he complained to Mar who was still sitting along the edge of the pond, watching the dibbuns splashing each other playfully.


For longer posts do you want spoilers? How do you want me to handle this? :p
 

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"Hahaha. Spare me some of that bird, will you? I've got to go have a chat with His Nibs." Aken clapped Vodd on the shoulder. "Watch your back, Vodd."

"You got it, Captain." Vodd turned his attention back to roasting the bird, the rest of Aken's Rangers scattered around a small collection of fires. As he walked past, a few of them waved or shouted jokes, while one sang a ribald ditty regarding how as soon as mousemaids try ferrets, they'll never quit. Aken shook his head, grinning as he approached Tivas' tent. Before entering, he quickly quelled his amusement into a look of proper professional skill, taking a knee just after entering.

"My Lord." He'd already been apprised on the situation by Vodd a few minutes prior.

Redwall Abbey. He mulled it over in his head. He'd heard of it. Who hadn't? Separating the myth from the fact was a little trickier, but it certainly seemed like a wealthy place, an ideal target. And therein lay the problem. Ideal targets don't exist - they're either not worth attacking, or they're well defended. If they weren't well defended but were worth attacking, odds are good someone else would have gotten there way, way before you.

So what was this going to turn out to be? A case of the place turning out to be less than expected, or the inhabitants turning out to be more? Or worst of all, would it be both?

It wasn't that Aken was a pessimist. He considered himself neither. If you expect the best or the worst, you start adding blinders to your vision. You have expectations and start seeing things that aren't there. Aken just knew that it was far better to be too prepared than not prepared enough.

"I would suggest that we scout them out properly before we make any moves. Some of our less..colorful beasts head to the Abbey and request to stay for a time. While within, we can better ascertain their strength and armaments and how best to attack."
 

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Farhaar walked down his row of troops. Many that had survived had been ruffed up in the fight, missing teeth, swelling and bruising. Hares were a formidable foe, best to be killed from afar where they can't do any harm. "Right men. Good a day as any where you live to see another. Tend to your wounds, clean rags for cuts, I don't need my men dying. I've to meet with the boss, I'll check things out when I can. Dismissed".
Farhaar turned about and strode off to Tavis Thunderfoots tent. He entered without word of arrival or fanfare. Just a silent nod as per usual to him. Farhaar took position off to Thunderfoots left, with a good amount of standing room between. Temero the deluded and Frek bloodcraze as he and his troops called them were already there before Tavis, Aken was there to. Redwall Abbey was the topic of discussion, Farhaar hearing Aken as he entered. About 5 seasons ago he'd heard a tale of a place named Redwall, but the memory was sparse beyond that fact. Due time though he'd see it for real.

"I agree with Aken sir, knowing what we can of them before they learn of us may go a long way. Stalking the prey as it would be". The fox leaned up against a table for comfort. "Tis only an idea of his though m'lordship.
 

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The foxes had arrived. Big, smart, large teeth. If it were not for their lack of number, Temero would fear them a lot more. Maybe after this was done, eradication would be required in order to ensure rat dominance. Those thoughts were for later though, for now the mission had to be focused on. "Ah yes, infiltration. One problem with that though, the Redwallers don't like anyone that they would call "Vermin. Sneaking in would be one thing, blending in would be another issue entirely. Though, someone small enough could possibly fit inside and make off with some vital information. That, or they could open the gate for us."

Temero had heard of Redwall a while back. Some traveling bard weaving tales of old seasons past. Though he was not entirely sure how much was accurate, it seemed likely that the tale of the giant protective gate was true. That gate would be problematic and an infiltrator opening it would make life easier. Temero moved his scepter forward, his claws were visible. Not a day of work or battle had been visible on them. "I am sure we have someone who could get in there. Not me of course, I am far too obvious an invader, though maybe they too would bow down to me like so many have." Temero broke out in laughter again, his aristocratic voice echoing through the tent.
 

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"One of my agents, Marcus Vodd, might be ideal. I believe I could also persuade my way past their defenses. They are, by all accounts, a trusting people, and what threat could there be in a mouse and an old, crippled fox, particularly when they're unarmed?" Aken grinned, showing all his teeth.
 

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Mar's eyes scoured the small younglings as they were running around and harassing the poor otter, pulling him away from the chance to catch a delicious fish. He sat on a wooden bench and leaned back on one of the Abbey's outer walls, the coldness emitted from the structure slowly seeped into the back of his fur and enveloped his body. Mar wiggled his nose a bit and looked down at his bandaged stomach under his somewhat brown shirt, then shifted his eyes to a bandage covering his left thigh. Waiting for his brother and his comrades to return had been more excruciating than suffering through those wounds, and for every day that went by his mind tried to block a realization they might not be coming back for him.

The Otter spoke with the dibbuns and scared some of them, to which Mar replied with a chuckle. "You be jolly splendid soldiers the next time I be here with the patrol, dun worry bout that", Mar answered to the dibbun's inquiry. He stood up on his two feet and gently made his way to the pond. He knelt down and fathered some water in his paw and splashed it on his face. "I can smell fresh bread from de Abbey, dey be working hard on deir feast, ye recon?", Mar turned to the Otter.

"When bes awe patrol here, Mar?", one of the Dibbuns asked before he splashed some water on his friend. "H'I wanna be a big soldier now!", he added with a big smile on his face. Mar tried to keep a jolly front to the younglings and answered with a question, "Who wants a taste in da kitchen?".
 

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After Redjar dropped off the ingredients, he made his way to the gate to go backout to run along the treetops. He smiled and greeted Durril and Roselia as they pushed a large keg acrosss the grounds, and waved at Quin and Mar taking care of the dibbuns.

When he finally got outside he climbed the nearest tree. Out here he felt at home. He leaped from tree totree careful not to go too far from the abbey, in case he was needed. After awhile he stopped and sat in a large branch. He sat quietly munching some nuts he kepton him for snacking. He saw one of the trees that he ofte used for target practice and got his bow. He drew an arrow, aimed, and shot. the arrow flew swift and straight and hit a knot in the trunk. Satisfied, Redjar sat backto take a nap in the trees.
Going on a camping trip that I forgot about.I'm hoping to be back Tuesday.
 

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Anselm gave the young squirrel a quick nod, his hands busy keeping the large barrel of October Ale in check.

"Careful now, Roselia we-"

"-Don't want to break it.", interrupted the badger. "Honestly, Anselm, you've been saying the same thing, with every barrel, for seasons now, and I've not broken one yet. You really should relax."

"Phaugh!", muttered the old hedgehog. "I have no idea how you can tell me to relax when we still have a dozen and a half more barrels that need to be taken to the kitchens. And it's been unseasonably hot and bright, besides."

"Oh spare me!", said the badger with a laugh. "You think every summer is 'unseasonably hot', and you wouldn't find it so bright if you crawled out of your cellar more than once a season. Come on, old friend, let's get this keg up to the kitchens and see about rounding somebeast up to help with the rest of the barrels."

Anselm gave a loud harrumph and continued to roll the barrel, muttering under his breath.
 

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"Looks like the rest of the ingredients are here, eh Father? Should probably go see if Friar Lommel needs any more help."

"Go onee 'e young squirrol, I bees sure 'appy 'ere in 'e sunloight, burr aye. Go onee and see wot Friary Lommel needs 'elp withee. Oi'll stayee roight 'ere and play with 'e likkle ones."

The Abbot of Redwall then put his paws out to either side and fell backwards into the grass, scattering hundreds of dandelion fluffs into the air. The Dibbuns, seeing the Abbot scattering the flowers jumped off Quin and Mar simultaneously and splashed through the pond, some getting soaked, others falling into the mud and coming back up covered in it. They pounced on him and they all laughed, their voices echoing in the warm summer afternoon.

"Maybe you'll grow to be like that Martin warrior. You never know."

The mousebabe looked heartbroken before piping up,"I wanta be lik Mattaias, not Matin!" The Dibbun said before jumping out of Quin's paws and charging along with the rest of the young ones towards the old Abbot Monty.

Inside the Abbey, Anselm and Roselia finished rolling the kegs,tuns, and barrels out of the cellar and to celebrate, Roselia opened one of the smallest barrels of the lot. She poured out a dark brown liquid into two tankards that were stored nearby and handed one to her old friend. She'd come to Redwall when both had been little more than Dibbuns themselves and had never regretted her decision to leave those few,short, happy seasons later when she had had to make the choice of living the life of an Abbey-dweller, or one of a badger matron deep in Mossflower.

"It's seems as if it's been a long while since we simply sat down and had a tankard of October Ale, doesn't it?" She playfully punched him, almost overbalancing him before jumping to catch his fall,"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I guess these old badger limbs still have more kick in 'em than I thought, eh?"
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At the same time, leagues south of the Abbey and on the shore of a lake, Tavis Thunderfoot sat in his throne at the head of his war table, where his captains had gathered, Jararavick and Quippa arrived last and stood at either side of their warmaster, looking down their noses at the other beasts lined up at the table. Both were confident and secure in their respective positions, with Jararavick having various bottles hanging from his belt and bandolier and Quippa her collection of daggers, all but one from creatures she'd killed herself. The two were mirror images of each other, both having fur of the purest steel-gray, with eyes more akin to cats and serpents than rats and ferrets the whispers in the camp said. The only thing to distinguish the two was first, Quippa the ferret equipped with nothing but daggers and Jararavick the rat his bottles, and the scars the two of them both carried, a brand in the shape of an "M", Quippa's on her right side, Jararavick on his left. The stories went something along the lines of them both being killers of the highest quality in their homeland, Tavis's homeland. Nothing beyond that was ever spoken of in front of any vermin not of Tavis's land.

The cloaked vermin sat in his throne, listening to the squabbles of his captains, content in the knowledge that while they bickered amongst themselves, he was still firmly in control of this horde. If they ever did begin to band together though, Tavis had Jararavick, Quippa, and himself to deal with them all, loyalty was not something he had seen in any cluster of vermin to date.

"One of my agents, Marcus Vodd, might be ideal. I believe I could also persuade my way past their defenses. They are, by all accounts, a trusting people, and what threat could there be in a mouse and an old, crippled fox, particularly when they're unarmed?"

"Before we beg'n," The gravelly, yet somehow higher pitched voice said,"I mus' know more of this Redwall Abbey. What are the stories, the legends, the truths, the myths, and most importantly..." He paused and looked around at each beast in the eye before continuing,"What they 'ave o' worth. Now tell me all that you know of Redwall Abbey."

I'm going to have to ask you all to stupify your dialogue from now on, as all of you are speaking as if you're each a literate, intelligent beast, which none of you really are. The only one of you I'm giving leeway is Temero, since that is his place in the horde, but the rest of you, add in accents, inflections,etc., don't just be another person in animal form. I'm doing it, the Redwallers are doing it, so put in the extra bit of work that I'm sure each of you would do if it were another character.

You all have plenty of examples on how to write this stuff, otherwise you probably wouldn't know what Redwall was in the first place, and if you don't, look around, this extra bit is the only requirement I have set, and it's a measly little thing too.

All right, I've got the thing rolling, at the moment, everything's up for grabs, don't introduce anyone that isn't a Dibbun or simply someone else that your character grew up with. Walk around, talk amongst yourselves, etc, and keep up the light-heartedness that each of your opening posts had. For the moment, nothing you do will affect the main plot and so I'm not that worried about you all.

And Kingofkumquats, I'll try and keep you in the story, but I can't promise anything past around thursday evening, so try to get yourself inserted back into the rp by then if you can.
 

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No sooner had Roselia cracked open the barrel had a by now familiar hare made a beeline towards the cellar. With every other step his right foot made a second tap on the floor, a tic he'd picked up long before coming to the abbey; when good drink was about, his right foot twitched; and as soon as it had started this time, he'd known precisely where to look.

The pair down in the cellar heard the thumping footsteps of Rillibomp as he descended, and his pipey voice reached their ears not long after. "Blood'n'thunder, scrape off me whiskers, shave me ears and call me a fat mouse! Is that a helping o' October ale I'm detecting 'round here? Oh, roight-positive delectable! Ha'n't any of that bleedin' nectar since I was but a babe!"

This was not true; he'd had a mug of the stuff approximately a week and a half ago; he'd simply forgotten, though even if he'd have remembered he would have said the same thing. He tended to be mighty fond of hyperbole when he found a particularly tasty morsel, or a spot of drink. Rillibomp stepped over to where the other two beasts of Redwall rested, and enthusiastically sat himself up on a barrel for comfort.

"So, cheery mates, what're you doing with all these barrels, not asking a fit and fine hare like meself for some help? Always happy to lend a paw, y'know!"
 

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No, I'm not going to write like my guy is a moron. Foxes have -always- been written in Redwall as being well spoken and intelligent, and Aken is no exception in that regard.
 

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Once again we come to this same problem with you. If you continued to read, I also said to add inflections, if any. Your sheet says you come from the northlands, which have a distinct accent from Mossflower, so stop reading what you want and then complaining about a small part that you "overlooked".

I went against my better judgement letting you in here at all and went against what more than a few friends on here suggested, don't make me regret it. The consequences of your actions are yours to bear.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

"So, cheery mates, what're you doing with all these barrels, not asking a fit and fine hare like meself for some help? Always happy to lend a paw, y'know!"

Roselia tossed the small open barrel of ale at the hare, whose foot continued to beat out that repetitive tapping, ever increasing in frequency,(if that was even possible) as the barrel neared. His tongue looped around his nose as he jumped for it as it flew through the air, somehow not ever toppling to spill a drop. Rillibomp caught it and landed back on his feet, in a rather awkward position he might add, as he was now face to face with the seated Badger Mother, who had a rather mischievous glint in her eye and a smile on her graying face.

"Just what do you think you're doing Mr. Paradeesus?" She said to the hare's face, who jumped back and was handed a nearby tankard after a hearty laugh by herself and her old Cellarhog friend.

"Drink up, you bottomless pit of a beast. It's terrible I tell you, a single hare can outeat any score of other beasts, and now we have two! Two I say! Here, right at Redwall Abbey, heavens, I do hope we are able to gather enough food for the winter so that these two won't starve!" Her grin was proof that she jested, about most of it anyways.
 

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While Temero lacks one, everyone else I use will. I plan to make Jarco and Antriro Irish, while Mostoran would be more typical slang.