Regarding the combover

[cuddly_tomato]

I a male in my mid-thirties and I have very little foliage left upon my head. Not that I have actually lost any hair at all, it is has all simply moved to other areas of my body (expect to see Sigorney Weaver in 'Tomatoes in the Mist' at cinemas near you soon!) I haven't found this to be a problem, except during snow, and when it is a problem the donning of a hat solves this problem.

But some men appear to have issues regarding hair loss, issues which they seek to solve by making themselves look utterly stupid.

For the love of crap, why?! What do they expect to get out of doing this?

That man lost an election, just how many votes did he lose due to having a combover.

Anyone guys here sporting a combover? Anyone bald?

Also, any ladies here find combovers make them insatiable? Or is the thought of your partners hair sliding off and into your face during coitus a passion killer?

 

[Disaster Button]

The bottom guy looks like he's severed the tails off of white mice and glued them onto his head.

 

[Julianking93]

I don't know who the fuck thinks the combover looks good, but they need to be shot.

 

[Brnin8]

Its always been a strange concept to me as everyone I ask says they would rather be bald than have a comb-over yet so many people do it...

 

[AvsJoe]

Quite frankly I'm worried about losing my hair. I'm 22 and already my hair is thinning and greying. What sucks is that my father and his father had full hair all their lives, but my mother's father lost his hair early. Guess who's follicle genes I inherited?

 

[GloatingSwine]

Shave your head. It's the 21st century combover.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Quite frankly I'm worried about losing my hair. I'm 22 and already my hair is thinning and greying. What sucks is that my father and his father had full hair all their lives, but my mother's father lost his hair early. Guess who's follicle genes I inherited?

God made a few perfect heads, on the rest He put hair. Going bald is a positive, ask this guy if he had problems with the ladies, other than constantly being shagged out...

 

[Regiment]

What's funny is that a comb-over is supposed to make you look less bald, while it's actually akin to wearing a giant neon sign saying I AM BALDING.

When I start losing my hair (and looking at the men in my family, I'm surprised I wasn't bald at 17) I will invest in a stylish baseball cap.

 

[Soxafloppin]

No im only 17, however..I will cry when it happens to me.

 

[AvsJoe]

Quite frankly I'm worried about losing my hair. I'm 22 and already my hair is thinning and greying. What sucks is that my father and his father had full hair all their lives, but my mother's father lost his hair early. Guess who's follicle genes I inherited?

God made a few perfect heads, on the rest He put hair. Going bald is a positive, ask this guy if he had problems with the ladies, other than constantly being shagged out...

I tried that. Didn't work. Trust me, I looked more like this guy

Spoiler: Sean Devine from Perpetrators of the Crime (1998)

that the late, great Yul Brynner.

 

[Marlun_42]

Never understood the combover. It really only works in the very very beginning of going bald. Once I reach a certain point, I plan to either just shave my head bald or try finding a hat that looks good on me. Or both.

 

[chronobreak]

My 14 month old son has sort of a combover. For whatever reason, he can only grow hair around the sides of the top of his head, it is quite strange, so i just try to flip it over, usually leading to a baby that looks like a 50 year old man, hair wise.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Sigh, I dont get the Combover.

Im not worried about my hair, iv had a full head of hair ever since i was born.
But if i do start to loose hair i wont disgrace my head with the combover, id rather just go bald.