Regrets

[BaldursBananaSoap]

I regret throwing a dart at my neighbours dog, now they hate me and my family.

 

[RagingMetrosexual]

I regret the fact I've sat on my arse all weekend without touching the teetering mountain of homework beside me.

 

[Hiphophippo]

I "wish" I'd have realized my high school transcripts would travel with me years after school. They weren't bad, just not as good as they could have been.

I say "wish" because I don't deal in regret. Mistakes and all make up the swank dude I am today. I wouldn't do anything differently had I another go, except maybe sexing up that chick in the Tennessee river. In retrospect, that was a pretty dirty river. Kinda gross : /

Oh well, we men don't think clearly in those circumstances.

 

[El Poncho]

I regret quiting playing football(Soccer) when I was 11 to try play guitar which I sucked at... I was good at football aswell and now because i'm not that experienced in playing with a team i'm just ok.

 

[Hippobatman]

No remorse, no regret!

Live now, I say!

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I regret being given the foresight to avoid doing stupid shit I'd regret.
Seriously. How am I supposed to grow up and learn how the world works if I keep thinking ahead before I do anything stupid?
Kind of a silly thing to ***** about though, huh.

 

[Robert632]

i regret being a giant coward in the face of the mysterious world called dating. i'm sure thi sentament is shared by plenty of people.

 

[Unstoppable Wall]

Honestly, not a whole hell of a lot, maybe not punching a few deserving people in the face but that's just about it.

Peace,War,Love,Hate,Chaos, and Greed
-Unstoppable Wall

 

[Cargando]

I regret it whenever I end up doing homework at 3am. I am such a procrastinator. Which I regret.

 

[zohmbee]

I regret... becoming friends with the stupidest, bitchiest, most controlling holier-than-thou feminist whore who has basically ruined my life. -shot-

 

[Master_Fast]

I regret not killing my sister in childhood, now she goes around and makes everyone think I'm a total jerk who's impossible to be around for any length of time.

She is the worst cockblocker imaginable. I can attribute my never having a girlfriend and turning to the internets to her.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

OP: I regret not making a good first impression in school, I behaved like a retard and the impression stuck. So now, when I meet new people, I attempt to come off as suave and debonair.

ofcourse suave and debonair.....i know what it means!

no i don't *sigh*

I regret being to lazy to google debonair, but I don't regret that I know suave is an adjective that is synonymous with cool, smooth and slick, that is used to describe someone, or an action, but almost never an object

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

I regret dropping alot of 'nerdy' hobbies cause I thought they were uncool. In hindsight I realise how stupid that is

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

I regret... becoming friends with the stupidest, bitchiest, most controlling holier-than-thou feminist whore who has basically ruined my life. -shot-

It happens to the best of us, nothing you could do