reincarnation

[GodofDisaster]

If you were to die right now at this very momment but there were only two choices available were hell or reincarnation into an animal/fish/insect of your choice what one would you chose.

I would chose either a shark or a tiger.

(note one This is not a flame thread so I don't want any one saying that hell doesn't exsist personnlly I don't belive in it either I just used the word as a context for this thread. so lets all say for the sake of this post that it does exist.

(note two You can't chose to be human again.

 

[jim_doki]

If'n you gonna make a topic like this, yall really should include one of them poll things. But basically you're saying i can either spend my life death with the greats of music in hell or i can turn into a tiger or a gorilla and SERIOUSLY fuck up some shit? tough call. Imma go with Reincarnation, into a Goanna or a Wombat. I will avenge my own death...

 

[Graves]

Probably a fly that lives for a day, thus speeding up the chance of coming back as a human after that...

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

I'd choose hell. I mean, it's where all the cool people go anyway. : )

 

[Torque669]

Id be a Lion. Chilling in the sun while all the females go hunt the food and bring it back so I can eat it. It'd be a good life.

Not being sexist but you have to admit lazing about all day and still getting the first dibs on food would be brilliant?

 

[Noamuth]

Reincarnation. I'd be a lawyer. That doesn't count as human, right?

*canned laughter*

Seriously though, I'd probably be a house-cat. Typical, but damn, seeing how my cats get fucking spoiled every damn day, it seems appealing.

And I'm sure I'd get used to the whole 'cleaning oneself with one's tongue' thing.. Ych.

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

I'd reincarnate for sure! I'd let my Karma choose what as though...

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I'd choose hell. Its where all the interesting people are. I imagine coming back as anything other than a human would be incredibly boring. I mean come on, A shark can't play a xbox360 now can it. Can it?

 

[traceur_]

House cat. If mine are any indicator of what awaits me, I'll get to sleep all day and when I'm hungry I'll howl and have food and milk delivered to me, then I will lie down again. That is my dream.

 

[traceur_]

I'd choose hell. Its where all the interesting people are. I imagine coming back as anything other than a human would be incredibly boring. I mean come on, A shark can't play a xbox360 now can it. Can it?

But a shark doesn't get tortured for eternity, does it?

 

[Dedtoo]

House cat. Food, drink, sleep and petting. All day. For free.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I'd choose hell. Its where all the interesting people are. I imagine coming back as anything other than a human would be incredibly boring. I mean come on, A shark can't play a xbox360 now can it. Can it?

But a shark doesn't get tortured for eternity, does it?

But torture would be fun ;D
And at least in Hell i could meet the devil, become his best friend, then stab him in the back and take his job

 

[The_Healer]

Hell of course.

Sure being an animal would be fun until you realised (or as a result failed to realise) that you are incredibly stupid!

Besides, I want to Hi 5 satan for being generally badass.
Oh and punch Hitler in the face.

 

[AngloDoom]

House cat is the ultimate life, but a lion spices it all up a bit.

Yeah, reincarnation into one of life's most spoiled little kitties sounds good. That, or reincarnation in the form of some alien creature in the Universe which looks has a similar lifestyle, only with laser-beam eyes.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

But a shark doesn't get tortured for eternity, does it?

Now there are plenty of people who have been spat out of hell simply by being too obnoxious for even the Devil himself to handle. Like Stingy Jack or Lobo. It's all a matter of beating the devil at his own game. XD

 

[Khedive Rex]

I can't be human again? Fine. I'll be an alien with technology light-years ahead of anything they've got here. And two hearts. And a fuckin' time machine!

 

[Wilbot666]

I'm not so sure what I'd choose... I mean as everyone knows all metal musicians go to Hell so it would be cool to meet a few of the guys (mainly) who taught me to fuck shit up as a kid but reincarnating as some kind of predator with halitosis could also be cool...If I was a shark would I get a frickin laser beam??

 

[Spitfire175]

I'd choose hell. I mean, it's where all the cool people go anyway. : )

Heh, I'd rahter go there as well. Lots of funny people [http://fin2.naurunappula.com/nn/0/285/124/319881.jpg] in there.

 

[Skeleon]

Reincarnation, obviously. And I'd choose an eagle or a hawk or some other bird of prey.

 

[TobyTer]

You don't get tortured in hell, you work for Satan, and then after 1500ish years, you get to bask in all the glories of Satanic retirement.

Don't believe God's lies.