Rejected Critical Miss Punchlines

[FPLOON]

First panel: "I splatoon'd my pants again!"
Second panel: "And that's why Sonic is a better candidate than Mario..."
Third panel: "This is a weird way to remind me of that one section in Lollipop Chainsaw! AAAAAH!"

 

[Enzbe]

Oh, man! How much willpower did take you to avoid the third frame and to use this one instead?

Spoiler: A CRITICAL MISS!

A CRITICAL MISS!

They dodged a bullet there.

Ah, nostalgia...

It's kinda weird how much Nickelback-guy from this comic looks like Cory did in the old one.

 

[vallorn]

I simply must object to this third panel, as anyone with a modicum of tastebuds will tell you, lager tastes like piss, especially American lager. So I drink ales, partly because I miss the taste of proper British beer and partly because otherwise I would have to soil my tastebuds with the filth that is... Coors...

 

[blackrave]

FAAAAAAIL!!!

Just look at that combine harvester in last panel
There are so many parts missing
It's almost like you've never seen actual combine harvester up close
Oh, wait...

P.S. Blackrave- noticing most important details of various things since year 2000.