a pitching wedge, a bucket of ice cubes, and a buffalo. The buffalo can be live or stuffed. Stuffed for safety reasons.
Jesus christ man, how do you do that? Now, the girl I'm with at them moment, we've kind of been on and off for pretty much ever, but we get into massive arguments every once in a while and it all falls apart. You sir, deserve a medal.Daystar Clarion said:I've been with my girlfriend since I was 15. I'm now 22, if I were to recall every funny, sad etc story we'd be here all day. The one that sticks out though is this one. Me and my lady were play fighting and she raised her fist to hit me. I said "Go on then" In a sort of mocking tone. I wish I hadn't said that. Right hook, right across the face, bloody good punch. I couldn't be angry after that one, especially since she couldn't believe she did that herself.
I don't deserve a medal, I really don't. I don't wan't to sound pretentious or anything but it's easy. If you just click with the right person it's really easy.Wasder said:Jesus christ man, how do you do that? Now, the girl I'm with at them moment, we've kind of been on and off for pretty much ever, but we get into massive arguments every once in a while and it all falls apart. You sir, deserve a medal.Daystar Clarion said:I've been with my girlfriend since I was 15. I'm now 22, if I were to recall every funny, sad etc story we'd be here all day. The one that sticks out though is this one. Me and my lady were play fighting and she raised her fist to hit me. I said "Go on then" In a sort of mocking tone. I wish I hadn't said that. Right hook, right across the face, bloody good punch. I couldn't be angry after that one, especially since she couldn't believe she did that herself.
More like "Sad story, bro" D:EClaris said:I had an emotionally abusive and manipulative boyfriend who was also a compulsive liar.
Do I get a cool story bro?
Sleep Punches is nothing compared to this, i've been with someone who pinned me up against the wall by my throat (with her fist, not an empty hand) and placed her knee very quickly and very firmly in my groin AND she was asleep.Blindrooster said:My girlfriend sleep punches.... not even kidding, you know how some people kick? she PUNCHES! and talks when she does it. it wasn't like a 1 bad dream, this happens multiple times. Wonderful way to wake up at 2 in the morning.