Relationships! Please do tell....

[ChaoticAwesome]

. . . To answer this i must tell you a little joke.

Yesterday my buddy was talking about his cousin, who might or might not be hot, and when i made the "oh i should meet your cousin" joke he said, 'Yeah, but she has kind of been in a relationship with the same guy for two years."

"I jokingly replied, hey, that hasn't stopped me be for." Cue comical smirk, slight eye brow raise, and every ones favorite mischievous face.

She then broke the sitcom feel by saying "I am going to fucking kill you".

Yup. Soooo. In summary. They have dated for two years. And they are close. They fight alot tho. Bleh. . .

i really don't like the guy. Mainly cause he isn't me.

Le sigh. I wish I had better advice that "stay the hell away from her", but I don't. To Spok this, it wouldn't be logical (or right, really) to let anything go any further with her with the third wheel in the picture (you know this, you've already said so basically). Girls who play aren't any more fun than guys who play and guys who date girls who play get just as hurt as girls who date guys who play and oh shoot I just hurt my brain.

In short, murder the hypotenuse... oh shoot, wait. Don't. Girls are kind of turned off by that.

Just talk to her... and keep the wine coolers away from her while you talk.

 

[shwnbob]

Fell in love with this girl. We dated for awhile but couldn't stay together because her parent's didn't want her dating. So after awhile I told her I loved her. She freaked out and stopped talking to me for months. Eventually I emailed her cause I couldn't take it any longer. You wanna know the first things she told me in her email back were? "I haven't really thought about you much, I'm dating someone else." Yea... dating freaking sucks!

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

hmmm, I'm not so big on the horror stories. I've been married now for 5 months to the man I have been with for 8 years, most of which was long distance. I'm really lucky though because we had to move, which I have never done before, to another state for his job. I went spiraling into depression and anxiety and am still trying to claw my way out of it. Yay for drugs I suppose. He's been supportive and caring through all of the moping and panic attacks.

We fight, well we used to. The last one was about whether or not we should get married before moving to Cali. I won, I was right. That's pretty much a first though. Hopefully a last too.

I second that "yay for drugs" sentiment!

 

[SimpleChimp]

My turn to SNIP.

Yeah. I am logical, i'm like spock with humor and a tattoo. But i mean. It wasn't the wine coolers, and i don't know if i can stay away from her. She is one of the only people i can confide in.

I mean FICK. . . i hate being in a pickle. And when we did fool around she was sure she was leaving her Boy Friend, but then he did this 360 and one her over again. Then its all awkward touch and go stuff.

I mean jesus. I'd rather be defusing a bomb based on an out dated japanese manual written in german then translated back into japanese by a drunk korean. You know. Something that sounds complex and deadly.

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

My turn to SNIP.

Yeah. I am logical, i'm like spock with humor and a tattoo. But i mean. It wasn't the wine coolers, and i don't know if i can stay away from her. She is one of the only people i can confide in.

I mean FICK. . . i hate being in a pickle. And when we did fool around she was sure she was leaving her Boy Friend, but then he did this 360 and one her over again. Then its all awkward touch and go stuff.

I mean jesus. I'd rather be defusing a bomb based on an out dated japanese manual written in german then translated back into japanese by a drunk korean. You know. Something that sounds complex and deadly.

Ah, girls. We're just here for the drama.

 

[SimpleChimp]

My turn to SNIP.

Yeah. I am logical, i'm like spock with humor and a tattoo. But i mean. It wasn't the wine coolers, and i don't know if i can stay away from her. She is one of the only people i can confide in.

I mean FICK. . . i hate being in a pickle. And when we did fool around she was sure she was leaving her Boy Friend, but then he did this 360 and one her over again. Then its all awkward touch and go stuff.

I mean jesus. I'd rather be defusing a bomb based on an out dated japanese manual written in german then translated back into japanese by a drunk korean. You know. Something that sounds complex and deadly.

Ah, girls. We're just here for the drama.

Hey, it's better than you just being here for the money. Cause atleast i got the drama! (Ha. economy joke)

Thanks tho, for the talking and stuff.

oh. Yeah. I'm talking to her right now about how her BF surprised her with flowers at work.

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

Hey, it's better than you just being here for the money. Cause atleast i got the drama! (Ha. economy joke)

Thanks tho, for the talking and stuff.

oh. Yeah. I'm talking to her right now about how her BF surprised her with flowers at work.

We're also here for the talking and stuff. As in, no problem.

Also, the flowers were a shrewd move on her BF's part. That magnificent bastard.

 

[SimpleChimp]

Hey, it's better than you just being here for the money. Cause atleast i got the drama! (Ha. economy joke)

Thanks tho, for the talking and stuff.

oh. Yeah. I'm talking to her right now about how her BF surprised her with flowers at work.

We're also here for the talking and stuff. As in, no problem.

Also, the flowers were a shrewd move on her BF's part. That magnificent bastard.

Psh Magnificent indeed! Disappears all night, blacks out drunk, buys her yellow roses and all is forgiven.

If my life where a comic, he would be my foil. My Foe. My Dr. Robotnic.

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

Psh Magnificent indeed! Disappears all night, blacks out drunk, buys her yellow roses and all is forgiven.

If my life where a comic, he would be my foil. My Foe. My Dr. Robotnic.

Your Gaston, your Hans Gruber, your KKAAAAAAHHHHNNNN!... sorry, got taken away in the moment there.

And oh dear Lord, she's not trying to 'fix him' is she?

 

[SimpleChimp]

Psh Magnificent indeed! Disappears all night, blacks out drunk, buys her yellow roses and all is forgiven.

If my life where a comic, he would be my foil. My Foe. My Dr. Robotnic.

Your Gaston, your Hans Gruber, your KKAAAAAAHHHHNNNN!... sorry, got taken away in the moment there.

And oh dear Lord, she's not trying to 'fix him' is she?

He is my John G. He Is my Spiderman. I mean my Green Goblin. . . I forgot wether i was the good guy in this story.

I don't know. i just. . . don't know. . .

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

He is my John G. He Is my Spiderman. I mean my Green Goblin. . . I forgot wether i was the good guy in this story.

I don't know. i just. . . don't know. . .

I did too, but let's hope she's not your Gwen Stacy at any rate (dark humor, sorry).

And I'm sorry. I personally grow rather annoyed when someone tries to fix someone else. They're not broken, they're usually just selfish asses.

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

I was in a relationship with this girl back in high school.

But she suffered from a immune deficiency and could get horribly ill easily. Eventually she was home schooled and force to stay inside her house to protect her.

Because we couldn't see each other we broke up.

I wonder how shes doing.

Reminds me a lot of Clannad.

Uhm, my past 2 relationships weren't anything too special. I really liked the last guy I dated, but we had too many differences in the end, and decided to call it quits. I'm currently in a very loving relationship with a girl though, and it's pretty amazing. Other then best friends, I haven't been able to make my cheeks hurt from smiling so much!

Clannad! That's what I was trying to think of. Thank you.

Also, I like how this thread has turned from all sad stories to sad stories with happy endings with someone else because it's much better this way.

 

[SimpleChimp]

He is my John G. He Is my Spiderman. I mean my Green Goblin. . . I forgot wether i was the good guy in this story.

I don't know. i just. . . don't know. . .

I did too, but let's hope she's not your Gwen Stacy at any rate (dark humor, sorry).

And I'm sorry. I personally grow rather annoyed when someone tries to fix someone else. They're not broken, they're usually just selfish asses.

A-yup. You said it sister. It's times like this i wish i was gay so i could be all "We don't need this. You don't need him. Lets just go dance and forget about this mess" (my head was literally moving back and forth in a sassy fashion as i typed this).

LOL. But alas i'm straight. and i make bad decisions and i fall in love with people i can't have.


hmmmmmm

if only some one would start dating me, then tried to change that. . .

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

He is my John G. He Is my Spiderman. I mean my Green Goblin. . . I forgot wether i was the good guy in this story.

I don't know. i just. . . don't know. . .

I did too, but let's hope she's not your Gwen Stacy at any rate (dark humor, sorry).

And I'm sorry. I personally grow rather annoyed when someone tries to fix someone else. They're not broken, they're usually just selfish asses.

A-yup. You said it sister. It's times like this i wish i was gay so i could be all "We don't need this. You don't need him. Lets just go dance and forget about this mess" (my head was literally moving back and forth in a sassy fashion as i typed this).

LOL. But alas i'm straight. and i make bad decisions and i fall in love with people i can't have.


hmmmmmm

if only some one would start dating me, then tried to change that. . .

If only.

 

[SimpleChimp]

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If only.

Oh good news! I just pissed her off alot and she stopped talking to me. I made a snarky comment about a list of faults (that let me remind you) she made me do. Then she just. Stopped talking to me.

Fuck. I keep fucking things up.

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

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If only.

Oh good news! I just pissed her off alot and she stopped talking to me. I made a snarky comment about a list of faults (that let me remind you) she made me do. Then she just. Stopped talking to me.

Fuck. I keep fucking things up.

Call/text/smoke signal her, apologize, tell her why you did it (you're frustrated with the fact that you feel like you keep effing things up). I repeat: girls like that talking stuff.

 

[Tdc2182]

Oh no. You have broken the dried mud wall that I have been keeping my bad experiences in.

Short version so I don't think to much into it;

She broke up with me because of her parents aparently told her too, she said we would get back together if her grades went up.
I needed a second alone with my thoughts, so after giving her a pat on the shoulder I go and sit by a friend.
The next day, her friend comes and yells at me for walking away from her.
Basically, it goes on to the point were the breakup becomes my fault. It took a good 7-8 months to get over it.

I did learn the importance of not letting your emotions show. It helps with your maturity.

 

[SimpleChimp]

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If only.

Oh good news! I just pissed her off alot and she stopped talking to me. I made a snarky comment about a list of faults (that let me remind you) she made me do. Then she just. Stopped talking to me.

Fuck. I keep fucking things up.

Call/text/smoke signal her, apologize, tell her why you did it (you're frustrated with the fact that you feel like you keep effing things up). I repeat: girls like that talking stuff.

SOOOOO editing this dirty laundry down.

She said "im amazing."

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

... snip

Ah yes, this is why I stay out of relationships. As a female I'm supposed to understand why she's saying all of that and I don't. Frankly, if she really thinks you're that amazing... why isn't she with you? And that "I'm not good enough for you" BS is just a bit too coy for my tastes.

No wonder men think we're confusing.

Oh and do you want me to be brutally honest?

 

[SimpleChimp]

... snip

Ah yes, this is why I stay out of relationships. As a female I'm supposed to understand why she's saying all of that and I don't. Frankly, if she really thinks you're that amazing... why isn't she with you? And that "I'm not good enough for you" BS is just a bit too coy for my tastes.

No wonder men think we're confusing.

Oh and do you want me to be brutally honest?

. . .

Sure.

I mean it can't hurt.