Remake Retake

CaitSeith

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I don't know. The remakes of FF III and FF IV for the Nintendo DS were pretty descent.
 

CaptainMarvelous

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Man, it's kinda dicey...
It always really bothered me that Dragon Quest VIII and IX were really, really good. It feels like the Enix merger worked just swimmingly for DQ but FF's been getting the short end of the stick for a good while now.

Not looking forward to endless amounts of "Oh look, Genesis is around, Banora White's, references to Dirge of Cerberus"
I mean I even LIKED Crisis Core (kinda ruined the point of Zack's sacrifice when he obliterates an army, even if that sequence with the whole roulette thing was pretty awesome during it) and I'm dreading what they're going to try and sneak in from their bad fan fiction.

It could be good. It definitely COULD be.

... probly won't be >.>

The only solace is that it'll be quite hard to actually fuck up so it should at worst be passable unless they really try their hardest to make it suck.
 

CrazyGirl17

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To be honest, I have mixed feelings about this remake. Don't get me wrong, I like FF7, but I feel it's more than a little over-rated by now. That, and I hope they keep the same script (albeit translated better), and don't turn Cloud into a complete moping emo. Seriously, that only came about because fangirls wanted him to be or something. Thanks fucking heaps for that, by the way fandom. >.<
 

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Weird... I had the reverse reaction when I heard that Kingdom Hearts III was going to be on both the PS4 and Xbox One...

Other than that, Squeenix only has one job in this situation... and in the words of RuPaul, don't fuck it up!
 

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Diablo1099 said:
That does kinda leave the question about the gameplay, now that I think about it.
While the turn based combat was solid, It's pretty basic compared to what kinda stuff we have now.

They will either change nothing or they'll try to update it, can't figure out which one might be worse.
Me too. I'd like an action RPG style that would make enemies as difficult as say, third person WRPGs, but then I'd assume we'd only be able to play Cloud. They could always update the ATB system as well.

I'm sure we could have a whole thread of what we'd want kept in/left out/changed for the game. And maybe get input from those who never played the game but might want to get the remake.
 

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I wonder if it might be the voice acting that has some people concerned. Yeah FF7 didn't have it, but now it will. And now there is a very real chance that Cloud could sound like that annoying kid from the recent games.
 

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I don't get the second half of this strip. The only reactions I've seen are everyone going nuts in celebration. ...except for mine which is a very sarcastic "whoopty shit."
Eh, that's roughly my reaction as well, specifically:

Ugh. Let me point this out. FF7 is a decent JRPG but that's as far as I'll give it. It's popularity is that it was the first game in the series to be mass marketed, nothing else. The characters are cardboard, the pacing is like a yo-yo and the mechanics are simply a slightly different approach to what has been twice before in the series. And that doesn't even begin to mention the bugs, glitches and exploits that are rampant in the unfinished title. I honestly doubt that anyone praising it like the second coming of Christ has either a)played any other JRPG or b) has actually played it through recently and seen just how badly it's aged and not just in terms of graphics.
 

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Yeah, this comic sums up my response.

My primary concern is what the dubs will sound like...or if I can just be a nerd and turn on japanese audio... >.>
 

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At least Squeenix can never destroy Braver Fencer Musashi.

Goddamn it. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musashi:_Samurai_Legend]
 

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LordLundar said:
Cowabungaa said:
As someone who never played FF7 I don't quite get this comic. What's up with that reaction?
The merger happened shortly after Final Fantasy 10 was released which was regarded as the last good game in the series. FF11 is an MMO, 12 underperformed, the less said about 13 the better, etc. The idea is squaresoft can make a good Final Fantasy game, square enix however, can't.
How was 12. From what I have seen of it I am intrigued
 

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Joshroom said:
Cowabungaa said:
As someone who never played FF7 I don't quite get this comic. What's up with that reaction?
I think the joke is that the company Squaresoft who made FF7 back in the day and the company Square-Enix as it stands today are very different. So the reaction is "yay, the games being remade! All my childhood nostalgia and joy!" and then the realisation "wait a minute, weren't they the guys who also made FF13, FF13-2, FF13 bloody 3 and messed up FF14 the first time they tried it? Ah shit! All my childhood nostalgia and joy!"
The slide in quality started much sooner, after FFVI.
 

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JenSeven said:
Cowabungaa said:
As someone who never played FF7 I don't quite get this comic. What's up with that reaction?
Well, FF7 is quite good and a lot of people remember it fondly.
After the companies Square and Enix merged they drove Final Fantasy into the massive hole it is in now.
And now that company decides to drive the massive bus that FF7 is again and nobody knows if their driving licence is still valid
Not really fair to call it a merger... It's like saying EA merged with Maxis :p
Basically when Squaresoft became big enough to buy their nearest rival they basically stopped giving a crap

Caramel Frappe said:
I hope Squareenix really takes proper care of FF 7 .. can you imagine if they screw the pooch on this one?
Their reputation wouldn't recover, it's simple as that. Best of luck to them.
Not really RIght now FInal Fantasy achieved the critical mass that Star Wars and Star Trek enjoy. They announce a game and people will buy the shiny game no matter what. They slap Finbal Fantasy on anything and people will buy it.

Will they treat FF7 right... god no. Because you know there's going to be voice acting and I found cloud whiny enough without having to actually listen to him. Are you really, really looking forward to Yuffie actually speaking.


Honestly I don't play These sorts of games outside emulators ... because emulators allow me one power that is vital for Squeenix and most JRPG's a FAST FORWARD BUTTON.
 

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Cowabungaa said:
As someone who never played FF7 I don't quite get this comic. What's up with that reaction?
Well, since it's been like 15 solid years tons of people have been screaming "take all our money, pleaaaase!!!" for the remake, and no one understood why those cash grabbers never obliged. Clearly, the sky is going to fall and the sees will turn into blood. And then a biiiiig meteorite will smash us out of existence!

At least, that's my take.

Or, more boringly; think Duke Nukem 3D sequel. Didn't exactly live up to (Yahtzee's) expectations, now did it after like 12 years of hoping... ;)
 

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Alex Baas said:
LordLundar said:
Cowabungaa said:
As someone who never played FF7 I don't quite get this comic. What's up with that reaction?
The merger happened shortly after Final Fantasy 10 was released which was regarded as the last good game in the series. FF11 is an MMO, 12 underperformed, the less said about 13 the better, etc. The idea is squaresoft can make a good Final Fantasy game, square enix however, can't.
How was 12. From what I have seen of it I am intrigued
Meh. The game largely sold on the name alone. There was very little in it that really felt like a FF game. Little exploration, bland story, flat characters, and the combat was more like an MMO than the FF staple. Basically the hallmarks of Final Fantasy ended with 10.
 

Charli

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My only comfort is that they have the entire blueprint laid out before them, as long as they don't try to get too 'creative' and enforce that Advent children emo bullshit onto the characters. Then it will be fine.

But yes as many have said the joke is that SQUARE ENIX, is remaking SQUARESOFT's FFVII. Some fear is natural.
 

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Caramel Frappe said:
I hope Squareenix really takes proper care of FF 7 .. can you imagine if they screw the pooch on this one?
Their reputation wouldn't recover, it's simple as that. Best of luck to them.
Like I said, the Shareholders wouldn't allow it to happen, if Square Enix screws up there, A Shareholder who suddenly is broke will be a lot more dangerous to them then a FF7 crazy enough to kill them.
Least with the fan, you know that you are doing to die, but with Shareholders? O_O;