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yoda3d2

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remove dad from fallout 3, zombies from any zombie game, gray wardens from dragon age, big daddys or little sisters from bioshock, that chick from half life and half life 2, general shepard from call of duty modern warfare, raiden from mortal combat and the list goes on.
 

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Harry from the first Silent hill.
Allessa puts all the seals on the town, the demon dies, everything goes back to normal. Yay for a real happy ending!
 

LordMoose

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ghostracoon16 said:
Bella from Twilight...
Leave it at that. :)
Then we'd just have a massive sparkly vampire vs. mearly dire wolf sized werewolves who must be shirtless... war.
Slapfight!

Hank Hill. He displeases me. Lets have the show focus on Boomhower, or Bill. A Dale episode is always worth a few dozen laughes as well. King Of The Gribble!
 

TheRealCJ

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Honestly, I'd love to remove Edward from Twilight.

Or rather, turn him into a "Garfield minus Garfield" style figment of Bella's imagination. That would make twilight actually interesting, as Bella dives further and further into insanity and her own head, deliberately pushing away everyone that wants to help her, eventually succumbing to her fantasies and finally becoming bedridden, a prisoner in her own mind.

And it would solve just about all of the hundreds of plot holes.
 

Jak2364

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hmmm.......Athena from the God of War series, she wasnt annoying or anything, i'd just like to see the how the story would unfold then. Kratos would then have absolutely no one on his side then.

or maybe.....Rinoa from Final Fantasy VIII.
 

Muffin Man

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Final Fantasy XII is bound to pop up sooner or later...



Vaan doesn't have many admirers for some reason.
Damn he and Penelo were useless. I wound up pretending that Balthier was the main character the entire game.
 

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I'd remove the super-cute and/or super-smart, little kid (think of Franklin from My wife and Kids, or Michelle from Full House) from every Sitcom ever created.
I would also remove Jango Fett from Attack of the Clones, that way Bobba Fett would go back to being one of the coolest, most bad-ass Star Wars characters rather than a 30-40 year old clone.
 

Aura Guardian

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Yuna from FFX. Oh happy day. And maybe that scene where you fight the aeons would be replaced with something more interesting
 

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The talking spider tanks from the Ghost in the Shell series. I remeber watching a really intense scene about a guy that sets up a machine that forces girls to watch through his eyes as he skins them alive. and i'm like "holy shit this is insane" and then all the sudden one of the spider tanks appears and starts talking like a seaseme street character and completly ruins the atmosphere of the show.

I think Stand Alone Complex could do with out the random cutesy characters. its too series of a show. Now i'm not saying it can't have humor from time to time but theres a time and a place for it and a bunch of robots that sound and act like children tend to kill the mood of the more serious bits.

Imagine if your watching the scene from saving private ryan where the german is killing the one soldier with a knife. It's one of the most savage scenes in modern cenima. Now imagine that a perky pink haired girl in an SS uniform suddenly appears and starts cheering the german on and after he's killed the solider she says somthing like "wow willie your sooo strong"

It would ruin the scene! Much like the spider robots and many other overly cute characters ruin so many decent animes.
 

AgDr_ODST

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among others I'd remove:
Ginny Weasly from the Harry Potter series becauseI liked the Harry/Cho romance in Order of the Phoenix.
Night Owl II from Watchmen
Naruto from the series of the same name
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Edward and Jacob from Twilight
 

peterwolfe

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Aura Guardian said:
Enigma6667 said:
aLivingPheonix said:
Enigma6667 said:
Jar Jar Binks from Phantom Menace. Who wouldn't? I mean, it would actually make that god awful movie watchable.
I loved Jar Jar!
Do you WANT to get yourself killed here?!?!
I loved Jar Jar
peterwolfe said:
Bye Tingle, nobody loves you and your father is ashamed.
I loved him as well
Well, I guess I was wro-waitaminute!
/looks at the Escapist forum realID feature
Aha! Tingle! Self love doesn't count!
 

Aura Guardian

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peterwolfe said:
Aura Guardian said:
Enigma6667 said:
aLivingPheonix said:
Enigma6667 said:
Jar Jar Binks from Phantom Menace. Who wouldn't? I mean, it would actually make that god awful movie watchable.
I loved Jar Jar!
Do you WANT to get yourself killed here?!?!
I loved Jar Jar
peterwolfe said:
Bye Tingle, nobody loves you and your father is ashamed.
I loved him as well
Well, I guess I was wro-waitaminute!
/looks at the Escapist forum realID feature
Aha! Tingle! Self love doesn't count!
Sorry pal...Not tingle. Nor his cousin
 

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yoda3d2 said:
remove dad from fallout 3, zombies from any zombie game, gray wardens from dragon age, big daddys or little sisters from bioshock, that chick from half life and half life 2, general shepard from call of duty modern warfare, raiden from mortal combat and the list goes on.
Wait, you're saying you want Liam Neeson(the only redeemable factor of Fallout 3) out of Fallout 3?