REPORT: Blizzard Demands Fans to Stop Making Porn of Overwatch

[bartholen_v1legacy]

[Screaming rampant heresy, prepare to be purged]

ARH RARGH ROBBLE GROBBLE DIE HERETIC YOUR WAIFU IS A DUMMY DOO DOO HEAD AND SMELLS BAD

I enjoy writing these faux waifu war posts way too much. Is there a subreddit or something where I can unleash my righteous wrath to purge these filthy, non-dat-ass-worshipping subhuman scum from the internetz?

 

[American Tanker]

Is there a subreddit or something where I can unleash my righteous wrath to purge these filthy, non-dat-ass-worshipping subhuman scum from the internetz?

I wouldn't know, I never go to Plebbit.

Besides, I've never even played Overwatch anyways. But I'd still rather have Mercy... Or Pharah. She's good too.

 

[hermes]

Not going to comment on anything else here, but everyone saying that WIDOWMAKER is best waifu? You screwheads are forgetting about how she murdered her own husband in his sleep! I don't want to wind up falling asleep and never waking up!

So that's why I have to say I'm firmly in Dr. Ziegler's camp here.

Not to mention the femme fatale and the spider theme, considering the sexual cannibalistic nature of the black widow spider (come on, it is on her name) make it a pretty safe bet that you will not survive more than seconds after the act (but still... what a way to go).

Still, it is clear D.Va is the best waifu. It is not mine, but even then I can see it.

 

[Specter Von Baren]

Do you demand a bear cease its attack on you? Do you demand the waves cease to move? Do you demand the stars fall at your feet?! No! So why do you demand that man stops making porn?

 

[Combustion Kevin]

"Hah!"
"Stop me!"