REPORT: Dragon Age: Inquisiton to have Co-Op Multiplayer Sex Scenes

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In a new reveal today, Creative Director Mike Laidlaw has announced that there will be multiplayer elements with the game's sex scenes.

"We saw what the Mass Effect and God of War series has done for gamer titillation within the context of gameplay and we wanted to make the next leap forward" said Laidlaw.

Details of the multiplayer sex scenes can be found below:

*Random unlocks will give you a better variety of races, genders, fetishes and clothing options
*Micro-transactions will allow impatient players to skip the build-up and skip right to the sex
*Lobbies can range from 2-10 players at a time

When asked whether or not the multiplayer will play a crucial part in the single-player campaign in a style similar to Mass Effect 3, Laidlaw was quick to dispel rumors.

"While we can all agree that sex is a great thing, it's not mandatory; your sexual life on-line will not effect your relationships within the core game itself."

Look for Dragon Age: Inquisition to release for PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4,Xbox 360, Xbox One and PC on November 18th, 2014

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This is the most innovative erotic advancement since Tracy Jordan's 'Dong Slayer' was released.

 

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Well, at least when the Xbox fans yell out f***** it will at least fit the situation a bit better.

But really, this is true innovation, EA. Finally, good job.

Also, just give it time, Taco. Quinn will want to jump your hot journalist bones, too. I just hope that when that tine comes, you realize that I am the better choice.
 

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I can't wait for an all Qunari orgy, I'd be all over that shit... I mean.... something normal.
 

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I was looking at the title for the thread "Dragon Age Inquisition to have microtransactions" in the forum topic list, but managed to click this without realising.

My first thoughts were "Thank god, this is not as bad as I'd imagined"
 

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PsychicTaco115 said:
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In a new reveal today, Creative Director Mike Laidlaw has announced that there will be multiplayer elements with the game's sex scenes.

"We saw what the Mass Effect and God of War series has done for gamer titillation within the context of gameplay and we wanted to make the next leap forward" said Laidlaw.

Details of the multiplayer sex scenes can be found below:

*Random unlocks will give you a better variety of races, genders, fetishes and clothing options
*Micro-transactions will allow impatient players to skip the build-up and skip right to the sex
*Lobbies can range from 2-10 players at a time

When asked whether or not the multiplayer will play a crucial part in the single-player campaign in a style similar to Mass Effect 3, Laidlaw was quick to dispel rumors.

"While we can all agree that sex is a great thing, it's not mandatory; your sexual life on-line will not effect your relationships within the core game itself."

Look for Dragon Age: Inquisition to release for PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4,Xbox 360, Xbox One and PC on November 18th, 2014

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The first thing that came into my head after reading this was "10 PLAYER ORGY!"

Second thing was "How will house moms react to this?"
 

Keoul

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Dang, is this the first triple-A sex simulator?
Cause let's be honest here that's why a lot of people will be buying it.
 

Batou667

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In... ter... esting?

This has the potential to be the first time sex has been portrayed in an unsensationalised way[footnote]By which I mean, not a strip club scene, not the protagonist being rewarded with sex or rescuing the hot damsel, etc.[/footnote] in a mainstream game. Not my kettle of fish, but I'm all for broadening the genre and expanding the boundaries. The developers have a lot riding on this (no pun intended).
 

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I really wish this were true.

I'd actually buy the fucking game if this were true.

Thanks for the laugh though OP. That was solid gold.
 

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Press X.....yeah.....Press X...Press X...Press X..Press X.PressXPressXPressXPRESSXPRESSXPRESSXPRESSX

STOP!!!! Where's my manual!?!? PRESS B FOR SAFETY WORD!!!!!!! B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B!!!!!

...Who the hell let the Mabari into the room!?!?
 

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PsychicTaco115 said:
[Img_Inline width="300" height="240" Caption="Unlike Assasin's Creed, players are able to play as a woman in co-op"right"]http://i.imgur.com/1LnpoJg.jpg
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In a new reveal today, Creative Director Mike Laidlaw has announced that there will be multiplayer elements with the game's sex scenes.

"We saw what the Mass Effect and God of War series has done for gamer titillation within the context of gameplay and we wanted to make the next leap forward" said Laidlaw.

Details of the multiplayer sex scenes can be found below:

*Random unlocks will give you a better variety of races, genders, fetishes and clothing options
*Micro-transactions will allow impatient players to skip the build-up and skip right to the sex
*Lobbies can range from 2-10 players at a time

When asked whether or not the multiplayer will play a crucial part in the single-player campaign in a style similar to Mass Effect 3, Laidlaw was quick to dispel rumors.

"While we can all agree that sex is a great thing, it's not mandatory; your sexual life on-line will not effect your relationships within the core game itself."

Look for Dragon Age: Inquisition to release for PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4,Xbox 360, Xbox One and PC on November 18th, 2014

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can I congratulate you on the alt-text on the pic? really puts the icing on the joke and gave me a good smile. (though, would love to see the reactions if unity did implement this kind of co-op)
 

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This seems like a cheap way to get low brow cretins hyped for the game (no offense whoever). My relationship w/ players in any non-couch setting/online multiplayer is so utilitarian and nonexistent that this makes zero design sense to me. Like, why are fetishes unlocks? Why is this a mechanic in a dark medieval magical setting? This makes as much sense as putting a forty-five minute dialogue in a porn.

Bioware sex scenes are becoming a cliche', something they "advance" purely for the sake of doing so. The closer they try to get to actual sex depictions and not implications of sex, the more the uncanny valley shows its ugly hole to all of us. Aside from having 1 or 2 of my real life friends play together and have a gay relationship in order to hilariously implicate ourselves and make jokes with our wives/girlfriends, I don't know why I'd engage in this "mechanic."

EDIT: http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/08/19/sex-romance-and-dragon-age-inquisitions-improved-relationships

This article has some encouraging sentiment. Here's to hoping the game turns out as great as we're all hoping.
 

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PsychicTaco115 said:
*Random unlocks will give you a better variety of races, genders, fetishes and clothing options
Finally! A game that's willing to cater to my... uh... I mean...
 

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Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I thought that was a genuine article when I saw it in the sidebar. Excellent job, Taco. Please enjoy this perpetually smiling black man[footnote]Until your internet subscription with us expires.[/footnote]:

 

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Shut up and take my money.I would so buy this game for my PC, Origins be damned, if this was true. Right now I can imagine my OC in some really weird positions, since she's a contortionist.