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As the internet has shown us, there is no limit to the amount of shenanigans that you can find. Even as I type this to give the people the truth they need, I can already hear 'Poe's Law' being shouted from the high heavens. Oh how I wish I could say this was fiction but as a journalist of the highest ethical standards, it is my sad duty to document this tale.
The #KillEveryone has started to trend, most likely in response to the #KillAllWhiteMen supposed "joke" by professional diversity expert Bahar Mustafa. While most jokes have a punchline, the only punchline here is that of the human race pulling a fast one on itself. Public reaction has mixed and dramatized for your amusement.
"Look, I just feel that you're triggering my First Amendment right to say whatever I want, whenever I want with no regards to the consequences. That's what the cis white males labeled as the "Founding Fathers" died for. Doesn't change the fact that they're still shitlords but you have to make use with what you have" said Tumblr user Wonder_Womyn
"I can agree with the message but only if the blacks kill themselves first. I promise we'd do it after they would, pinky promise" said reddit user CrackerIsRacist
Social media staff came under fire for allowing such a trend to get popular but fired back with witty remarks of their own
"Two words: tough shit. The market decided that this is what they want to see and if you don't like it, you can literally kill yourself" said Mark Zuckerberg.
In the mind of this reporter, each life is sacred... Unless they're [INSERT PREFERRED ETHNIC GROUP HERE]
<a href=https://twitter.com/ADivineTaco/status/604311670987591680>Source
-TACO News: Mustafar > Mustafa
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As the internet has shown us, there is no limit to the amount of shenanigans that you can find. Even as I type this to give the people the truth they need, I can already hear 'Poe's Law' being shouted from the high heavens. Oh how I wish I could say this was fiction but as a journalist of the highest ethical standards, it is my sad duty to document this tale.
The #KillEveryone has started to trend, most likely in response to the #KillAllWhiteMen supposed "joke" by professional diversity expert Bahar Mustafa. While most jokes have a punchline, the only punchline here is that of the human race pulling a fast one on itself. Public reaction has mixed and dramatized for your amusement.
"Look, I just feel that you're triggering my First Amendment right to say whatever I want, whenever I want with no regards to the consequences. That's what the cis white males labeled as the "Founding Fathers" died for. Doesn't change the fact that they're still shitlords but you have to make use with what you have" said Tumblr user Wonder_Womyn
"I can agree with the message but only if the blacks kill themselves first. I promise we'd do it after they would, pinky promise" said reddit user CrackerIsRacist
Social media staff came under fire for allowing such a trend to get popular but fired back with witty remarks of their own
"Two words: tough shit. The market decided that this is what they want to see and if you don't like it, you can literally kill yourself" said Mark Zuckerberg.
In the mind of this reporter, each life is sacred... Unless they're [INSERT PREFERRED ETHNIC GROUP HERE]
<a href=https://twitter.com/ADivineTaco/status/604311670987591680>Source
-TACO News: Mustafar > Mustafa
