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Scientists world-wide have released the official Edge-o-Meter, a chart used to see how annoyingly antagonistic something is.
"Personally, I'd say it's one of the most critical things to happen to the Internet as a whole. People finally have a way to see how mature and hardcore someone is through text now! The information age just got an intelligence enhancement pill. I'm confident in saying the research done by us will forever change anonymous interactions" said Rick Martin, professional edgeologist.
Martin went into further detail about the factors that went into creating the chart.
"There's always a few tells that an edge-master has to reveal their actual power level. Sonic OC's, nu-metal, various posts on social media about how they don't care, Hot Topic shopping receipts, it's all recorded. By doing maths stuff, we calculate a metric system based on how many kioledges a person has. This job isn't all fun and games though, I have seen things no man should be forced to witness. Yeah, I said man; whatcha gonna do, call me a misogynist?"
"The point is that if you see too much of the edge, then the edge starts to look back at you. It has that weird eye thing from Naruto because it just loves anime so much. The edge is a force that can kill many a person if not handled correctly. That is the curse of all things anime, video games and music online. We are in the belly of the Internet and it is bleeding to death" said Martin.
<a href=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4q7xeS000M>Source
-TACO News: Leading Institute on the Study of Memes
<color=darkred>Older News: <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.882488-REPORT-Indie-Dev-Puts-Microsoft-Excel-Simulator-in-Early-Access>Indie Dev Puts Microsoft Excel Simulator in Early Access
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Scientists world-wide have released the official Edge-o-Meter, a chart used to see how annoyingly antagonistic something is.
"Personally, I'd say it's one of the most critical things to happen to the Internet as a whole. People finally have a way to see how mature and hardcore someone is through text now! The information age just got an intelligence enhancement pill. I'm confident in saying the research done by us will forever change anonymous interactions" said Rick Martin, professional edgeologist.
Martin went into further detail about the factors that went into creating the chart.
"There's always a few tells that an edge-master has to reveal their actual power level. Sonic OC's, nu-metal, various posts on social media about how they don't care, Hot Topic shopping receipts, it's all recorded. By doing maths stuff, we calculate a metric system based on how many kioledges a person has. This job isn't all fun and games though, I have seen things no man should be forced to witness. Yeah, I said man; whatcha gonna do, call me a misogynist?"
"The point is that if you see too much of the edge, then the edge starts to look back at you. It has that weird eye thing from Naruto because it just loves anime so much. The edge is a force that can kill many a person if not handled correctly. That is the curse of all things anime, video games and music online. We are in the belly of the Internet and it is bleeding to death" said Martin.
<a href=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4q7xeS000M>Source
-TACO News: Leading Institute on the Study of Memes
<color=darkred>Older News: <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.882488-REPORT-Indie-Dev-Puts-Microsoft-Excel-Simulator-in-Early-Access>Indie Dev Puts Microsoft Excel Simulator in Early Access
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