REPORT: Taco Takes Time to Test

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Well, it's that time of year again. When all university students pray to their respective gods to smite the school with holy retribution.

By that, I mean exams are coming up. So for the next two-ish weeks, you won't see your #1 source for satire and other shenanigans. This is one reason but also have you SEEN all the shit that's been going on? I'm in overload. I have to process it all and make the most click-bait worthy smartest jokes that you people deserve.

Seriously now, I just want to thank everyone for the kind words they've given me and this whole shebang. It really means a lot to see something I create makes a lot of people happy :)

TACO News will return on May 11th, a special date not only because it's the day where everyone forgets that it was Mother's Day yesterday. It's also a special date where because I turn 20 that day. The Big 2-0. The age where you can ALMOST drink in the US but not quite yet.

So tell me what you think of the past writings. Any favorites or ones you hated? How do you feel about the more 'srs' pieces I do sometimes? Is my wit to word ratio sufficient? I want to hear YOU, the reader and viewer!

TL;DR: Exams. Come back May 11. Don't panic.

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This is -BY FAR- the weirdest and most upsetting thing TACO has ever reported on. The thought -the very IDEA- of a college-age man taking time off of shenanigans to STUDY? To attempt to MAKE SOMETHING OF HIS LIFE? TO NOT DO STUPID THINGS ON THE INTERNET FOR MY AMUSEMENT?!?!?

Ahem, good luck have fun.
 

Sigmund Av Volsung

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Aha! Other souls off tae No Man's Land for their yearly "examination" skirmish?

Count myself alongside yew, my brother. Exams ere in the UK have commenced too, inspiring terror as the dreaded doomsday of August 25 looms ever closer.
 

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When I first read the title I dunno why but I thought that Sir Taco was off to the clinic to get tested ha ha
 

PsychicTaco115

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carlsberg export said:
When I first read the title I dunno why but I thought that Sir Taco was off to the clinic to get tested ha ha
I mean I probably SHOULD go there too...
Sigmund Av Volsung said:
Aha! Other souls off tae No Man's Land for their yearly "examination" skirmish?
We shall walk through the valley of death and fear no evil
 

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Q: What kind of weird school accepts tacos as students?

A: The kind that is able to find an excellent taco such as yourself.

Good luck!
 

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PsychicTaco115 said:
carlsberg export said:
When I first read the title I dunno why but I thought that Sir Taco was off to the clinic to get tested ha ha
I mean I probably SHOULD go there too...
Sigmund Av Volsung said:
Aha! Other souls off tae No Man's Land for their yearly "examination" skirmish?
We shall walk through the valley of death and fear no evil
We shall go in brave with this shanty in our hearts:

 

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But what will we do without you, Taco? Where will we go for the truest of all news stations? HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT YOU?! I WANT TO KNOW!

Good luck Taco :D
 

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"Taco Takes Time to Test" what, exactly? Testicular Tolerance? Talking Tribbing Turtles? Totalitarianism? Tomb Takeover Tuesdays??

Maybe on May 11, I will get that answer or something... I'm a patient patient, overall...
 

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That how to internet video in the source was great. Amazing how much things have changed. Makes me feel old that at the time it came out I would have been the target audience. Still, not quite as informative as the 1000 page book on how to use the internet I've got in my basement.
 

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Waitwaitwait...so there's a PsychoTaco report which isn't satire, it's an accurate summation of events?

That's setting a precedent that'll confuse people in future.
 

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thaluikhain said:
Waitwaitwait...so there's a PsychoTaco report which isn't satire, it's an accurate summation of events?

That's setting a precedent that'll confuse people in future.
How can we ever know what is real outside the cube, Six?