- Mar 17, 2012
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The US Supreme Court today ruled that "your mother jokes" are now classified as hate speech and that it will now be a considered a felony for anyone who utters those three words followed by any references to weight, looks, intelligence or socioeconomic status.
"Look, it's really f**king boring in the Supreme Court. Do you know how many cases we actually look at? Not a whole damn lot. So when we get something like this that comes to us, I just want to f**k with some heads because nothing gets me more rock hard than telling Americans that they can't do something. Shit's hilarious" said Supreme Court Justice Scalia.
Many Mature Mothers, an interest group dedicated towards the protection of cult of domesticity, rejoiced at the ruling.
"All of us have a mom. The fact that anyone would speak of ill of them is honestly more than I can emotionally handle right now. That is why I've been fighting for these so called 'jokes' to be labeled for what they truly are; hateful, ugly speech against the women who have given us the gift of life. This ruling will protect thousands of hurt feelings and in the end, you can't put a price on that" said Kim "No, not that one" Davis, president of Many Mature Mothers.
As we speak, an underground movement of vigilante freedom fighters has risen up to counter the ruling, calling it "political pussification, saying that this is the end of the American Dream as we know it.
<a href=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3I5XcsReT0>Source
-TACO News: #1 Reason to Support Censorship
<color=darkred>Older News: <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.881914-REPORT-Something-Wins-an-Award-Everyone-Complains>Something Wins an Award, Everyone Complains
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The US Supreme Court today ruled that "your mother jokes" are now classified as hate speech and that it will now be a considered a felony for anyone who utters those three words followed by any references to weight, looks, intelligence or socioeconomic status.
"Look, it's really f**king boring in the Supreme Court. Do you know how many cases we actually look at? Not a whole damn lot. So when we get something like this that comes to us, I just want to f**k with some heads because nothing gets me more rock hard than telling Americans that they can't do something. Shit's hilarious" said Supreme Court Justice Scalia.
Many Mature Mothers, an interest group dedicated towards the protection of cult of domesticity, rejoiced at the ruling.
"All of us have a mom. The fact that anyone would speak of ill of them is honestly more than I can emotionally handle right now. That is why I've been fighting for these so called 'jokes' to be labeled for what they truly are; hateful, ugly speech against the women who have given us the gift of life. This ruling will protect thousands of hurt feelings and in the end, you can't put a price on that" said Kim "No, not that one" Davis, president of Many Mature Mothers.
As we speak, an underground movement of vigilante freedom fighters has risen up to counter the ruling, calling it "political pussification, saying that this is the end of the American Dream as we know it.
<a href=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3I5XcsReT0>Source
-TACO News: #1 Reason to Support Censorship
<color=darkred>Older News: <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.881914-REPORT-Something-Wins-an-Award-Everyone-Complains>Something Wins an Award, Everyone Complains
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