Dear North American Escapist readers,
I have been pondering about this one business venture for a while now and I would like to have your assessment on it's feasibility:
I was planning on setting up shop in the US to sell socialism.
I've made a couple of thousand small jars of nicely red socialism (I tried to process it up to communism but it's hard to get by so much and such specific Marxism as is needed to process true communism) And I was hoping to sell them at around 5$ a jar. The slogan figuring on the jars would be: ?The way Lenin loved leftism!?
This socialism was obtained by grinding down post-WWII books on the subject as well as a biography of Lenin and his favorite kind of toast. The biography was 100% organic material (it was a very old piece written on leather obtained by skinning USSR dissidents) but I'm afraid that for the toast I had to resort to use processed robot monkeys, due to a lack of suitable wheat (it had all been used to make the necessary vodka)
I thought I could just try the east coast first, specifically New York or South Carolina, since it would limit transportation costs, but perhaps I could try and aim to move more westward. I heard using guitars is a useful sales tactic down there could anyone confirm this for me?
I'm having more trouble then I initially thought to sell these in North Korea, they fear that a lack of North Korean propaganda in the preparation might cause feelings of illness in their citizens, as well as cause their feet to sing folk songs (Which would be bad. Feet aren't meant to sing in Asia, normally anyways)
Demand is also lowering in China, many great chains have already pulled out.
Now I know the United States have traditionally been one of the lowest importers of either processed or unrefined Marxism, but I suppose that the relative absence of concurrence might outbalance the lack of clients.
I'm not intending on selling any other left-wing idealism for now, perhaps in the near future, but for now I would like to try and sell my stock of Socialism jars.
Could you please provide some feedback on my initial plan so that I may successfully sell these jars?
Thank you in advance.
I have been pondering about this one business venture for a while now and I would like to have your assessment on it's feasibility:
I was planning on setting up shop in the US to sell socialism.
I've made a couple of thousand small jars of nicely red socialism (I tried to process it up to communism but it's hard to get by so much and such specific Marxism as is needed to process true communism) And I was hoping to sell them at around 5$ a jar. The slogan figuring on the jars would be: ?The way Lenin loved leftism!?
This socialism was obtained by grinding down post-WWII books on the subject as well as a biography of Lenin and his favorite kind of toast. The biography was 100% organic material (it was a very old piece written on leather obtained by skinning USSR dissidents) but I'm afraid that for the toast I had to resort to use processed robot monkeys, due to a lack of suitable wheat (it had all been used to make the necessary vodka)
I thought I could just try the east coast first, specifically New York or South Carolina, since it would limit transportation costs, but perhaps I could try and aim to move more westward. I heard using guitars is a useful sales tactic down there could anyone confirm this for me?
I'm having more trouble then I initially thought to sell these in North Korea, they fear that a lack of North Korean propaganda in the preparation might cause feelings of illness in their citizens, as well as cause their feet to sing folk songs (Which would be bad. Feet aren't meant to sing in Asia, normally anyways)
Demand is also lowering in China, many great chains have already pulled out.
Now I know the United States have traditionally been one of the lowest importers of either processed or unrefined Marxism, but I suppose that the relative absence of concurrence might outbalance the lack of clients.
I'm not intending on selling any other left-wing idealism for now, perhaps in the near future, but for now I would like to try and sell my stock of Socialism jars.
Could you please provide some feedback on my initial plan so that I may successfully sell these jars?
Thank you in advance.