Restaurant/Cafe names!

[Dieter Meyer]

Okay, so I know this is a rather lame topic. However, it must be posted because I am an uncreative bastard.
Generally, I need you people to come up with funny/catch/smart/cool names for a cafe/restaurant.

My task (given in school) is to come up with a cafe/restaurant and make their graphic profile (aka logos etc.)

I'm very stuck in the "come up with an idea" phase, though

Help is much appreciated.

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

Puff Daddy's Hip-Hop Chip-Shop

The Fried Mammary

Baguette Me Not

 

[Anarchemitis]

Crime is crime, and it needs to be punished.

A name of a place that was in my old highschool was "Hall-mart".