She's probably getting a kick out of your reaction. So just don't give her the satisfaction and watch how soon she quits.
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^ All of those are wise words, take note.Monkfish Acc. said:
The horrible truth is that this isn't going to be the last time you feel like this towards someone and at some point you'll have to find another way to deal with it as it isn't a coping mechanism you can sustain forever.
I mean, you were with her for three months and, at the end of it, you want to prank her, fast forward 30 years and you've just been told by your wife she wants a divorce, now what? Find a way to get her in Guantanamo? (I appreciate this is an extreme and entirely unlikely example).
Just stfu, "revenge" your not avenging anything your just trying to make yourself feel better by lashing out at the one who hurt you. Your pathediclambsheep said:
dude, who gives a fuck? seriously.
All that shows when she's bagging you is that she's really insecure about herself and her current relationship status, so she's trying to make it look not as bad to herself by convincing herself that you're way worse than she is.
Seriously man, don't even bother. Just get over it and go meet someone else. Oh and every time you meet her, don't be snide and don't be a dickhole, just be really polite and friendly. It makes you look a lot better and mature and will piss her off to no end.
Trust me, it'll work.
All that shows when she's bagging you is that she's really insecure about herself and her current relationship status, so she's trying to make it look not as bad to herself by convincing herself that you're way worse than she is.
Seriously man, don't even bother. Just get over it and go meet someone else. Oh and every time you meet her, don't be snide and don't be a dickhole, just be really polite and friendly. It makes you look a lot better and mature and will piss her off to no end.
Trust me, it'll work.
"Accidentally" include her in an email to two or three of your buddies about how you're just glad she never found out about you and her best friend having a drunken one-night stand while she was seeing you.lambsheep said:
(Or alternatively, 'confess' this to one of her other friends, begging her to keep it under her hat, etc - make sure it's one you know will immediately run to her with the gossip.)
Become an evil scientist. Make a virus that turns people into zombies. Let it spread for two to three weeks. Make sure she doesn't get infected.
Find her in amongst the masses of zombies. Bring some kind of escape vehicle. Begin to leave without her in. Get her to chase the vehicle. Let her get really close, then reach out to haul her up.
Then give her a slap in the face. Drive off and leave her for the skull munchers.
Foolproof.
Find her in amongst the masses of zombies. Bring some kind of escape vehicle. Begin to leave without her in. Get her to chase the vehicle. Let her get really close, then reach out to haul her up.
Then give her a slap in the face. Drive off and leave her for the skull munchers.
Foolproof.
See, this here is good advice. Keep your dignity, and get your "revenge" in a classy way.Monkfish Acc. said:
All these suggestions are funny and all, but revenge is extemely petty and immature.
[directed at Op] Grow up.
Hmm...lots of comments none of them great...revenge is fun but ultimatly petty and people who are saying grow the fuck up are judging you too harshly; your best bet is to talk with her about why she dumped you and why she 'bagged' you...also 'bagged' it just sounds so silly. lol
Here's hoping things work out
By the way if she does something petty instead of talking to you like walking off in a huff or screeching insults at then yes she is the spawn of satan and you should definatly forget her which is where the revenge comes in...wait till you next see her in person and shout something about you having caught VD from her and she should probably get checked out and ring her old boyfriends to tell them to get checked out before casually walking off and leaving her in a state of shock while bystanders attempt to hide their giggles.
Here's hoping things work out
By the way if she does something petty instead of talking to you like walking off in a huff or screeching insults at then yes she is the spawn of satan and you should definatly forget her which is where the revenge comes in...wait till you next see her in person and shout something about you having caught VD from her and she should probably get checked out and ring her old boyfriends to tell them to get checked out before casually walking off and leaving her in a state of shock while bystanders attempt to hide their giggles.
If she has reason to bag you then she's not happy with her situation at the moment. Also, if she's like this then you're best to get our early to avoid being hurt even more by some stupid thing she's likely to do later on.
Did you ever think that maybe, just MAYBE, this is some big test thought up by those strange female brains in order for her to get more attention from you?
Did you ever think that maybe, just MAYBE, this is some big test thought up by those strange female brains in order for her to get more attention from you?
you know, if youre really angry and revenge seeking, dont you think thats exactly what she wants? just ignore her and get on with your life dude
lambsheep said:
The best revenge on an ex for being ridiculous is doing well by yourself. Trust me on that one, show her what she missed out on.
AN EYE FOR AN EYE
A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH
*thunderclap*
You must DUMP her right back and sever ties with her, too!
[small]Ironically, that philosophy actually works in this situation without perpetuating any harm to either party, and encouraging both to proceed with their lives towards new goals independently[/small]
A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH
*thunderclap*
You must DUMP her right back and sever ties with her, too!
[small]Ironically, that philosophy actually works in this situation without perpetuating any harm to either party, and encouraging both to proceed with their lives towards new goals independently[/small]
?Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.?
This was Confucius' way of telling us to chop off our victims hands and feet and bury them separately.
Personally I follow the teachings of R.E.M: Living well is the best Revenge. I also intend to feel fine at the end of the world.
Also I have no idea what it means to bag someone.
Also, also it *always* a good idea to ask for revenge tips from anonymous strangers who are bored at work and will get a small vicarious thrill from posting complete bumwash in an effort to cheer you up.
This was Confucius' way of telling us to chop off our victims hands and feet and bury them separately.
Personally I follow the teachings of R.E.M: Living well is the best Revenge. I also intend to feel fine at the end of the world.
Also I have no idea what it means to bag someone.
Also, also it *always* a good idea to ask for revenge tips from anonymous strangers who are bored at work and will get a small vicarious thrill from posting complete bumwash in an effort to cheer you up.