Revenge

[Rigs83]

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[Goldhawk777]

Hey man. Be the bigger man and forget about it. It's also possible that she wants the attention to "bag" on you. I went out with a girl over a summer and all she wanted was attention, once the attention from me no longer was enough for her, she dumped me and moved on. I could tell that she wanted me to kick and scream and get back on her, but I just shrugged, turned on the xbox, murdered about 20,000 locust, and I was straight.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I'd just forget about it.
But if you wanna go all Kill Bill on her, that'd be cool.

 

[Spacelord]

What does "bag me" mean?

If she's a ***** then she'll be punished in her own stupid way. Love along, theres nothing to see there anymore...

You know, bagging such as making you look like a complete ass when you did nothing wrong.
And I guess so, but i'm still pissed off!

Oh, I see. Your profile tells me not how old you are, but when I was 14-16 we'd take some kind of revenge like stealing his mailbox, taking the wheels of his bike and stupid stuff like that XD. We skipped school a lot, not much else to do OO.

Yeah this sounds like the most adequate punishment to me.

A few other things to consider (which may or may not have come from own experience):

- pee in mailbox
- break into house, glue coffee table to ceiling
- find pictures of her nude, post them to everyone in her school
- 'nuke' her internet

Man we could start a thread with 'terrible shit you have done while in puberty' if you need more inspiration. Also please don't anyone think I'm evil or something; I got better. :|

 

[chinangel]

if you'll allow some nerd advice. Do as the krogan said: "I will inflict upon [it] the greatest insult an enemy can suffer: to be ignored." In other words the harder she tries to make you look bad, and if you don't respond to it, the worst she'll look. It won't be long before she looks like the antagonist.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Set fire to her house.
You're seriously asking about this on a forum? Forget about her, for Christ's sake.

 

[General BrEeZy]

meh, all people get whats coming to them.
i dont know what to do for a small prank...leave a geranium (flower) on her doorstep with a note that says "geranium, the flower of stupidity and folly, look it up."

 

[iLikeHippos]

I went out with a chick I really liked and then she dumped me for no dam reason, and now she has the nerve to try to bag me. Does anyone know any great pranks or somthing funny to do to someone you hate?

From reading some other posts, I can guess why you're pissed off at the woman. I know I'd be. But, that a look at this... The Kubler-Ross grief cycle [http://changingminds.org/disciplines/change_management/kubler_ross/kubler_ross.htm]


The theory might be true or not, but eventually, it will go away. And when it does, you'll feel more shitty than you are right now.
And this is coming from a fellow that really often says "Fuck it, let's do this shit!"

Trust me. Don't - do - it. IT'S A TRAP!

 

[Girl With One Eye]

You need to learn to let go instead of seeking revenge for something some stupid teenage girl did. I have had things a million times worse done to me, but I've let it go and become a better person because of it. If you keep focusing on revenge and hatred, you will not develop as a person and you will become cold and bitter. Show her you're a bigger person and ignore her completely, forget about her and move on.

 

[oktalist]

What does "bag me" mean?

You know, bagging such as making you look like a complete ass when you did nothing wrong.

Then doing something vengeful will just reinforce her assertion that you are, in actual fact, an ass. She's trolling; don't give her more ammunition. Show people through your behaviour that you are not an ass, and they will realise this.

 

[Jekken6]

Christ, dude, how old are you.
Revenge over something like this is just petty and childish. Not to mention several kinds of pathetic.
Grow the fuck up and move on.

I'd have to agree with this guy. Move on dude, move on!

I will in a week or so.

Then why make a thread about it? You should know better.

 

[lambsheep]

Christ, dude, how old are you.
Revenge over something like this is just petty and childish. Not to mention several kinds of pathetic.
Grow the fuck up and move on.

Huh, if you were me you'd be really pissed off, and basicly i can do what the fuck I want, if it's legal that is.

No I wouldn't. You know why?
I'm not three years old.

Let me guess. You are between the ages of thirteen and sixteen, and you guys were together for maybe two weeks.
She dumped you because she got bored, as young adolescents are wont to do, and you are having yourself a nice mini-flip out because of it.
You're gonna play your immature prank because you're an impulsive, idiot teenager and controlling oneself is for chumps.

Did I get that right? I bet I did.

My advice, as before, is to grow the fuck up. But you are not going to take it because fuck that, ima big boy i do wat i want lolol.

I'm not even gonna awnser, and we went out for 3 months.

Golly.

I think the rest of it still stands though, yes?
I sure hope it does. Someone over sixteen as ridiculous as this is a pretty sobering thought.

Listen. I'm not being a dick for no reason, here. I offer the same advice to all of my brother's friends when they do the same thing.
Logic and reasoning is useless. Mockery and harsh words work better.

BUT, if you want the less ornery version, all you are doing with revenge is giving HER the satisfaction of knowing she got to you.
By allowing yourself to give in, all you are doing is acting like a child. Sure, maybe you'll bother her somehow, but you're making an idiot out of yourself in the long run.

And besides. What do you think would bother her more. A reaction, or simply not giving a shit.
(Hint: It's the second one)

Nothing bothers a complete ***** more than thinking they mean nothing to you. Believe me.

Yeah I know i agree with you. I dont give a fuck anymore, that was last night.

 

[lambsheep]

Christ, dude, how old are you.
Revenge over something like this is just petty and childish. Not to mention several kinds of pathetic.
Grow the fuck up and move on.

I'd have to agree with this guy. Move on dude, move on!

I will in a week or so.

Then why make a thread about it? You should know better.

meh i was angry, You do stupid things when your angry.

 

[Miumaru]

Could instead find someone on the basis of who they are, find love with them, and live happily ever after. Best revenge you can get. Really, just being someone she would regret losing is the best you can do. Trying to get revenge will more likely get you arrested.

 

[lambsheep]

I went out with a chick I really liked and then she dumped me for no dam reason, and now she has the nerve to try to bag me. Does anyone know any great pranks or somthing funny to do to someone you hate?

From reading some other posts, I can guess why you're pissed off at the woman. I know I'd be. But, that a look at this... The Kubler-Ross grief cycle [http://changingminds.org/disciplines/change_management/kubler_ross/kubler_ross.htm]


The theory might be true or not, but eventually, it will go away. And when it does, you'll feel more shitty than you are right now.
And this is coming from a fellow that really often says "Fuck it, let's do this shit!"

Trust me. Don't - do - it. IT'S A TRAP!

I'm allready over her, and that chart was actually right. And I wont fall into that bitches trap again, trust me.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Revenge never ends well, it's like a drug, you act In anger and get a temporary release, but the events that transpire soon after will leave you regretting the choices you made, forget, and move on, you will soon find someone good enough for you, and you will forget this as a trivial moment from years ago. A story to tell In a bar around a few friends.

 

[-Samurai-]

The best revenge you can get is none at all.

Pay no attention to her attempts to discredit you, and pay no attention to her.

It'll drive her mad just thinking that you don't care.

 

[Lusty]

I went out with a chick I really liked and then she dumped me for no dam reason, and now she has the nerve to try to bag me. Does anyone know any great pranks or somthing funny to do to someone you hate?

Like everyone said, move on. Happiness is the best revenge.

Plus, there's nothing in the world women hate more than being ignored.

 

[blackbobcat]

seriously girls do this kind of thing all the time... one of my (ex) friends went on facebook and called me a rapist.... im not... but thats just most women are... spineless and cowards who will be nice to your face and then fuck you over...

at least if a guy is pissed at you... you have a fist fight and everything kind of settles down.. girl shit tends to drag on...

so yeahjust ignore it aye.. be the bigger man

im probably gonna get some heavy flaming for this one

 

[Varrdy]

If you can access the restroom she uses, i'll recommend...


And then go find someone who won't stab you in the back (or anywhere else, for that matter).

Oh am I keeping that one for future reference!

OP: If she wants to make you look like an arse then just go ahead. She's the one doing the accusing so she has to be the one doing the proving to. Don't rise to it and eventually she will go away.

Either that or there is that thing with the toilet...

Wardy