Revenge!

[Souplex]

Recently due to my usual laundromat being closed for some unexplained reason I had to go to the one a few blocks away. After a few days of waiting I got my clothes back only to find something terrifying...

Spoiler: Something Terrifying

[HEADING=1]All of the clothes had shrunk![/HEADING]

I am a very large individual, so it is hard to find clothes that fit properly at the store. As such, I can't just shrug this off and laugh, it sets a bad precedent.

I need to enact an ironic revenge scheme, any suggestions?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Attack the laundromat machine you used and teach it a lesson.

Cool story, bro.

Cool not adding to the discussion, bro.
Hope ya get banned, bro.

 

[Bob_Bobbington]

Make everyone's clothes excessively large maybe?

 

[Souplex]

Attack the laundromat machine you used and teach it a lesson.

Cool story, bro.

Cool not adding to the discussion, bro.
Hope ya get banned, bro.

I don't know which machine. Nobody in New York actually does their own laundry. We drop it off at the laundromat and pay by the pound to have the laundry be done for us. It is sort of like how nobody in New York cooks, we just eat out every single meal.

 

[LongAndShort]

Steal all the machines and swap them with miniature models, making the owners believe the machines had shrunk.

 

[Embright]

1. Put dish soap in the clothes washing machines (discretely).
2. Wait
3. Laugh at the shear amount of bubbles flowing forth.

 

[Jedamethis]

Dismantle all the machines and fill them with jelly?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Attack the laundromat machine you used and teach it a lesson.

Cool story, bro.

Cool not adding to the discussion, bro.
Hope ya get banned, bro.

I don't know which machine. Nobody in New York actually does their own laundry. We drop it off at the laundromat and pay by the pound to have the laundry be done for us. It is sort of like how nobody in New York cooks, we just eat out every single meal.

Oh, then I suggest this:

Steal all the machines and swap them with miniature models, making the owners believe the machines had shrunk.

 

[Souplex]

Dismantle the machine and fill it with jelly?

Dude, I don't know which machine they used.

 

[ostro-whiskey]

Take a page from Seinfeld, pour cement into the machines.

Not really ironic, but good for revenge.

 

[Jedamethis]

Dismantle the machine and fill it with jelly?

Dude, I don't know which machine they used.

Dismantle all the machines and fill them with jelly?

You must have had a problem with your quote button. Or something.
>.>
<.<

 

[MeputthecaninthebininHL2]

Loose some weight, eat healthy, excersise, then shoot the fucker for messing with your clothes!

 

[Keepitclean]

Recently due to my usual laundromat being closed for some unexplained reason I had to go to the one a few blocks away. After a few days of waiting I got my clothes back only to find something terrifying...

Spoiler: Something Terrifying

[HEADING=1]All of the clothes had shrunk![/HEADING]

I am a very large individual, so it is hard to find clothes that fit properly at the store. As such, I can't just shrug this off and laugh, it sets a bad precedent.

I need to enact an ironic revenge scheme, any suggestions?

Remember that mission in GTA 3 when you are working for the mafia in the first island? Do that. get some built Italian guys, get a mobster sedan, go down to the laundromat, beat the shit out of the chinese owner and take his truck.

 

[FluffyNeurosis]

If you want something done right you have to do it yourself. Do your own damn laundry. ...unless its dry cleaning because fluffy don't iron.

 

[Deleted]

Lose weight and the joke will be on them when you can fit in your clothes!

Ahah sorry mate, had to say it. But seriously set fire to the place. Its always my advice.

 

[Souplex]

Lose weight and the joke will be on them when you can fit in your clothes!

Ahah sorry mate, had to say it. But seriously set fire to the place. Its always my advice.

It is not so much that I am fat as I am a very large person. For example, the average humans shoulder span is 2.5 headwidths. Mine is 3.5 and I have an average sized head.

 

[comadorcrack]

Burn it, Burn it to the Ground!

Actually, I'd suggest swapping all there washing up tablets with like I dunno, Colouring tablets.

First Objective, Find out if those things exist, then the rest... Will write itself

 

[Deleted]

Lose weight and the joke will be on them when you can fit in your clothes!

Ahah sorry mate, had to say it. But seriously set fire to the place. Its always my advice.

It is not so much that I am fat as I am a very large person. For example, the average humans shoulder span is 2.5 headwidths. Mine is 3.5 and I have an average sized head.

Well if you're this big, here's a better idea.

Go in wearing a pink blouse and say, "this is the wrong blouse! I put a yellow one in the wash and this came out! I demand my money back!" They'll be so confused that they will pay you back.

 

[SmartIdiot]

A little bleach never hurt anyone...

So use a lot.

 

[Tiny116]

Send in you next set of clothes with a few stink bombs, so when they take out your clothes they fall on the floor and....
Of course use the shrunk clothes XD