Revenge!

[jim_doki]

Years ago, when I was a stupid 20 something, I was in love. I dated a girl for nearly a full year. she was amazing. Although she had some issues, to the point where she actually broke down and had to be hospitalised for a few months. During this period, even though i was losing my own mind, I stayed with her, often travelling upwards of 300k on the train to see her. Even though one of my best friends lusted after her, I took her from him.

Then she dumped me.

So today as I was browsing my facebook there was a very familiar name there in the freinds request list. I added her back. and in a way that felt very vindicating, i explained how I know her: "I stole you from my best freind, stood by you when you broke down and then you dumped me."

now there are a number of reasons for this. One, she never told anyone why we ended it. she just moved on to other guys, and I feel like I want everyone to know what she did. Two, damn it felt good to close that off.

do you have any epic revenge stories?

 

[DeadlyYellow]

do you have any epic revenge stories?

I'd say give an example.

You people and your moronic facebook drama.

 

[Shivari]

You people and your moronic facebook drama.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvepYYNjfBk

It's serious business.

 

[jim_doki]

YOU LEAVE TOM PETTY OUT OF THIS!!

 

[Rooster Cogburn]

Don't crush the guy's spirit, it sounds like it was a cathartic experience for him.

 

[hungoverbear]

i never got revenge but i know karma bit 2 of my ex's in the ass. My high school sweet heart cheated on me, 4 years later the girl gets really fat and loses a couple front teeth. In other words she went from beautiful to UGH!!! My second ex well she was the real bible lover, you know god this god that, no sex before marriage blah blah, the only reason why i stayed with her was because she was sooooooo beautiful. Well she dumps me, tells me she never liked me in the first place. I was crushed, then she contacts me through facebook and we start talking again (i know im an idiot). Things were going better for us but then shit hit the fan in my life, I had an old friend get into a near fatal car accident and i almost lost my mom. I was going through a hard time and i turned to her for help, seeing how she was into god and all that. What happens next i wont say cause ill just get pissed but lets just leave it to she back stabbed me so bad i was depressed for 3 months. Fast forward to the present, she got married 4 months ago, and me being the nosy one decided to check her facebook........come to find out.......wait for it.............THE GIRLS 7 MONTHS PREGNANT!!! oh god i was laughing for 3 days straight, little miss churchy gets knocked up before getting married. priceless

 

[hungoverbear]

I was saving this for a later rant/story, but there was this one time my parents grounded me, think it was for calling the principal a cock-mongling failed abortion, or something like that... I remember it was Grade 10 because that's the year my parents' work numbers became speed-dial #1 and #2 on the principal's phone. (Yes, I was a bad student)

ANYHOO, my parents grounded me, so I removed the front door of our house. Me and my friend had my friend's dad pick up the door with his work truck, said my parents asked me to sand down the edge or something like that. So we transported the front door of the house half-way across the city to my friend's place. Parents come home, find a nice big opening where the door was. I was back home at the time so they wouldn't know where I'd been. That door was gone two days, until the grounding was canceled.

dude that was pure genious

 

[Lord Krunk]

i never got revenge but i know karma bit 2 of my ex's in the ass. My high school sweet heart cheated on me, 4 years later the girl gets really fat and loses a couple front teeth. In other words she went from beautiful to UGH!!! My second ex well she was the real bible lover, you know god this god that, no sex before marriage blah blah, the only reason why i stayed with her was because she was sooooooo beautiful. Well she dumps me, tells me she never liked me in the first place. I was crushed, then she contacts me through facebook and we start talking again (i know im an idiot). Things were going better for us but then shit hit the fan in my life, I had an old friend get into a near fatal car accident and i almost lost my mom. I was going through a hard time and i turned to her for help, seeing how she was into god and all that. What happens next i wont say cause ill just get pissed but lets just leave it to she back stabbed me so bad i was depressed for 3 months. Fast forward to the present, she got married 4 months ago, and me being the nosy one decided to check her facebook........come to find out.......wait for it.............THE GIRLS 7 MONTHS PREGNANT!!! oh god i was laughing for 3 days straight, little miss churchy gets knocked up before getting married. priceless

That isn't exactly revenge, but it does seem a bit cruel. I've helped out girls in times of crisis before, and then got backstabbed severely when I was in need.

Mind you, I've never plotted revenge. I just ignore people like that now, and it pisses them off to no end.

 

[ThePlasmatizer]

You guys don't know what revenge is...

I don't do revenge, maybe an insult or two but then it's over, I don't get worked up over it.

 

[Hey Joe]

Herpes.

'nuff said

 

[Amnestic]

I broke up a "friend's" relationship through cleverly dropped hints and words on the side because he made out with my ex. Admittedly it was also because he didn't deserve his girlfriend at the time, but for the most part it was revenge for going somewhere I explicitly told him was out of bounds. Yeah, I was probably a douche and couldn't actually stop him doing anything, but there's some sort of Friend's Rule that applies here and I applied the counter-measure with harsh results.

 

[Blayze]

Revenge is using Araldite to insert a buttplug deep into your enemy's anus, and then force-feeding them laxative.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I broke up a "friend's" relationship through cleverly dropped hints and words on the side because he made out with my ex.

Using words can be a lot more effective than physical means. It can make revenge a whole lot sweeter if you beat them through intellectual means.

 

[fedpayne]

Croatia 1 - 4 England.

Sigh, I'm English alright? It's ok to like sports and be a nerd.

 

[asleep at the comp]

i had a friend and we were into fose ball i was new he was old but i was better then him and one day he couldn't take it and starts throwing balls at my head so i smacked him and dislocated his nose and got grounded for 3 days then broke my wrist and a teacher who hated me said i couldn't do anything for the rest of the day cause it was her son i smacked so i slam my cast on her thumb and broke it. (also fose ball is a game where you have a table and 6 rods on each side and one ball goal go to 10 with a partner)

 

[Zombie_King]

Revenge is using Araldite to insert a buttplug deep into your enemy's anus, and then force-feeding them laxative.

...Wow

Most of my revenge stories are from video games, but I once popped a balloon in a friend's face for breaking my PSP over his knee, and he slammed his head into his laptop, breaking the screen. We got into a huge fight, but the vengeance was sweet!