Review: Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad

[NoSeraph]

I can't wait for this game to hit the bargin bin because I'm soooo getting it.

Second.

This could just be a fun conversation piece, because it's practically overflowing with camp value.

I'm rather proud of my video game collection, so it would be interesting to watch a friend pull this out while browsing it:

"Persona, Xenogears, Ikaruga, Bikini samur... what?"

 

[Ronwue]

I swear to gods, games are becoming more and more retarded. I feel sorry for Susan having to play that thing...

 

[Jeronus]

Just one question. WHY? WHY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY??? (sorry for the caps, simply for ranting purposes only). What is the point of this game? I enjoy slash-em-ups just as much as the next guy/girl, but why do something like this? You never see Jill Valentine or Agent G in bikinis (although in G's case, that would be slightly disturbing...).

You don't know much about Japan do you?

http://otakuinternational.com/2008/09/top-ten-japanese-vending-machines/

 

[Susan Arendt]

I swear to gods, games are becoming more and more retarded. I feel sorry for Susan having to play that thing...

Well, I didn't, Funk did. I just narrated the video. But I've played plenty of god-awful games in my time.

 

[Ronwue]

I swear to gods, games are becoming more and more retarded. I feel sorry for Susan having to play that thing...

Well, I didn't, Funk did. I just narrated the video. But I've played plenty of god-awful games in my time.

I suppose bad games make us appreciate the good ones... or make the slightly good ones look like godsend )

 

[jacks_a_dull_boy]

I'm a fan of zombie games, and this just seems like another fan service game *cough, cough, dead or alive, cough* but if it at least has a story to it then I'll give it a try.

 

[jacks_a_dull_boy]

Try Little Red Riding Hood: Zombie BBQ for the DS.

Theirs another zombie game.

 

[jacks_a_dull_boy]

I swear to gods, games are becoming more and more retarded. I feel sorry for Susan having to play that thing...

Well, I didn't, Funk did. I just narrated the video. But I've played plenty of god-awful games in my time.

Did you ever have to Narrate one?