Review some of your latest purchases in five words or less.

[MajorTomServo]

Brevity is the soul of wit, so name a game and give a five word summary/review.

Far Cry 3: Like Dead Island, but good.

Just Cause 2: Secret agent John Stamos.

New Super Mario Bros 2: More of the same. Meh.

Three examples is enough. Your turn

 

[Lilani]

Professor Layton and the Curious Village: Very fun, Laytonmobile is hilarious.

Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box: Even more fun, hints improved.

Professor Layton and the Unwound Future: Amazing, ending made me cry.

...Needless to say, I'm on a bit of a Professor Layton kick >.>; Unwound Future was actually the first game ever to make me cry.

 

[Fappy]

...Needless to say, I'm on a bit of a Professor Layton kick >.>; Unwound Future was actually the first game ever to make me cry.

Then I guess you haven't played Walking Dead yet

OT- Fire Emblem: Awakening: Breed your own master race!

Tomb Raider: Watch dat booty bounce!

Boarderlands 2: Reminded me of WoW

 

[BrotherRool]

Thirty Flights of Loving -Amazing feel, five minutes long
Jade Empire - Amazing tone, but forgotten already

 

[Tazzman]

Far cry 3: You crash cars a lot

Halo 4: Good, but not reach good

Dark souls: Hard, difficult, amazing

Home: I want my £1 back

 

[scorptatious]

Bioshock Infinite: Imaginitive setting and interesting story

Ni No Kuni: I spent ninety hours playing.

Chrono Cross: A convoluted, yet interesting experience.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Condemned: Criminal Origins- Hobo Brawler 9000 with sleuthing

Dishonored- Sneaking with magic is fun

 

[ellers07]

Fall Out new Vegas: The Apocalypse can be fun.

Tomb Raider: Never been better

 

[Sabitsuki]

Etrian Odyssey IV: Legends of the Titan
- "Enemy ambushes you. Load Game."

Shin Megami Tensei IV
- "July is too far away."

 

[Mikejames]

Dark Souls:
-Both absorbing and unnecessarily frustratingly.

Dreamfall:
-Great story with painful combat.

Telltale's Walking Dead:
-I cried.

Bioshock Infinite:
-Still ambivalent about that ending.

 

[AgentLampshade]

Most recent to least recent:

Bioshock Infinite: Pretty good, needs more guns.
Persona 3 FES: Not as good as 4.
Persona 4: Best RPG I've ever played.
Metal Gear Rising: Dat soundtrack! Dat gameplay!

 

[Catfood220]

Tomb Raider: Uncharted with a sex change.

Fifa 13: Aston Villa Fantasy Football

Deadly Premonition Directors Cut: Have not played it yet.

Godfather 2: Ugh...

 

[momijirabbit]

Borderlands 2 season pass: kind of short but rewarding.

 

[Soundwave]

descent 1 & 2 off GOG.com: I forgot this was hard

bioshock infinite: did not work for me

simcity: worked for me, but shallow

deadspace 3: my favorite of the trilogy

starcraft 2 heart of the swarm: I hate myself for sucking

 

[The Wykydtron]

Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Fuck, Tau are overpowered

Far Cry 3: Promising story so far and I HATE SHARKS!

Bioshock Infinite: lol, religious people are funny.

BlazBlue: Continuum Shift: Extend:


Offline: Hazama makes the entire game awesome by default. Story is damn good even in the scenes that lack any Hazama.


Online: League of Cheap Bullshit: Featuring Ragna, the Inferno Dividah

 

[AITH]

Farcry 3: Scrotums make great ammo pouches

Bioshock Infinite: Corridor shooter with window dressing

Skyrim: Too much content to run

 

[wintercoat]

Been on a bit of a PS2 bender, so...

Atelier Iris - Crafting, with some story.

Tales of the Abyss - Main character grows on you.

Ar Tonelico - OH. MY. GOD. THE. INNUENDOS!

Professor Layton and the Curious Village: Very fun, Laytonmobile is hilarious.

Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box: Even more fun, hints improved.

Professor Layton and the Unwound Future: Amazing, ending made me cry.

...Needless to say, I'm on a bit of a Professor Layton kick >.>; Unwound Future was actually the first game ever to make me cry.

I cried too. Stupid damned puzzle games and their feels. D`:

 

[Iwata]

Aliens: Colonial Marines- Fuck bandwagons. I liked it.

Warriors: Legends of Troy- Dinasty Warriors in Classical Greece.

Condemned 2: Bloodshot- First-person horror done right.

Risen 2: Dark Waters- Hard game, repetitive, but good.

Spec Ops: The Line- Finished it three times already.

Eat Them!- Great game, really small budget.