Review some of your latest purchases in five words or less.

[Happiness Assassin]

Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Why don't I like you?

Call of Duty Classic. Doesn't hold up over time.

Assassins Creed 3. Good, but messy. Like fondue.

 

[clippen05]

Far Cry 3: Not as good as expected

StarCraft II: Amazing singleplayer; multiiplayer scares me

Company of Heroes 2: Beta is fun; excited; different

 

[omicron1]

Mars: War Logs
Manly Guys Doing Manly Things (I'm sorry, it's really not my style of game)
Don't Starve
Oh my god what's that? (Seriously, this thing is creepy as all getout)
Monaco
Gets Better With Friends

 

[Cutter9792]

Bioshock Infinite- Install already, you damn game!
Doom 3- It's dark and sounds crappy.
The Binding of Isaac- Haven't Played It Yet Unfortunately.
Super Meat Boy- Must. Get. Perfect. Time.
Tetris- Instant Addiction.
Max Payne 3- I get it. He drinks.
XCOM: Enemy Unknown- Move to position! Kill Aliens!
Assassin's Creed III- When do I start assassinating?
Metal Gear Solid 4: 1hr 17min cutscene. Fuck You.
Uncharted 1- ARGH.
Uncharted 2- Awesome.
Uncharted 3- Meh.
Dark Souls- Die. Die. Die. Level Up!
Journey- It's all so damn beautiful....
Dishonored- Pretentious much?
Hawken- Die, you Giant Microwave Ovens!
Red Orchestra 2- See Dark Souls review above.
Orcs Must Die- Tower Defense, but on foot.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Dark Souls:
Shit. Fuck. Asshole! FUCK THIS!

Dead Space 3:
Shoot space zombies and Scientologists.

Bioshock Infinite:
Quantum physics meets flying racists.

Tomb Raider:
Less tits, more character development.

Telltale's The Walking Dead:
Oh god! MY HEART HURTS!

The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct:
Jesus Christ, this game blows.

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2:
"Terrorists bad!" - Rich white people

Farcry 3:
Flamethrower/bazooka shark hunting. FUN!

SPEC OPS: The Line:
Turns out I'm fucking Satan.

 

[The]

Far Cry 3: Master difficulty is too cool.

Mass Effect Trilogy: Shepard says "I should go."

Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale: I'm awesome as Colonel Radec.

Rocksmith -
Wrists hurt.

More like: Rocksmith - Losing blood in my hands

 

[MysticSlayer]

BioShock Infinite: Conflicted

The Walking Dead: Let's see who you are

 

[Weaver]

Brutal Legend PC: A disastrous port.
Awesomenauts: Fun game. Shit community.

 

[jollybarracuda]

Dark Souls: Tough as nails, but amazing.

Skyrim: Dragonborn DLC: Great content, environment too familiar.

 

[Mr.logic]

dark souls: the legend never dies
Bioshock infinite: best game I ever played
xenoblade chronicles: epic J. R. P. G.
street fighter 4: Everybody should hate bison players.

 

[Reyold]

God Hand: This game blew my mind

Castle of Shikigami 3: Awesome gameplay, horrendous voice acting

 

[BanicRhys]

Surgeon Simulator 2013: Good, but not worth money.
Tales of Monkey Island: Remake the previous games, Telltale.
Sins of a Solar Empire: This [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHIAibDr3yM&list=LLwOP1d4Kkxo28tvix3F9Hrg] every 10 minutes.
Mark Leung: Revenge of the *****: Equally funny and buggy.

I assume we're not just limited to video games.

Necron Battleforce: I hate painting Immortals.
Triarch Stalker: Slightly warped, ceebs returning it.
C'tan shard of the Nightbringer: Missing pieces. Fuck you GW.

 

[Yeager942]

Monaco: Shit's crazy yo

 

[WouldYouKindly]

Bioshock Infinite: Peerless story, mediocre gameplay, Amazing.
Defiance: Great concept, boring game.
Guild Wars 2: Simple concept, excellent mechanics shift.
FTL: OH SHIT! FUCK BALLS! dead
Sword of the Stars: The Pit: OH FUCK! SHIT BALLS! dead
Stardrive: Ships composed of only guns!

 

[Hazy]

Metal Gear Rising:

LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIIIIIIIINNNNNNDDD

 

[Zanderinfal]

Devil May Cry 3: Damn good, but it's hard.

Sorry I don't have anything more interesting, that's all I have bought recently.

 

[mysecondlife]

Contractions count as 1 word right?

Far Cry 3: don't know haven't played yet

RE4 hd: don't know haven't played yet

Bioshock infinite: pretty good overall me likey

 

[Vausch]

Far Cry 3: Genuinely organic, strong characterisation, recommended.

Spec Ops: The Line: Amazing genre deconstruction, powerful story.

Saints Row: The Third: Wacky fun but lacked focus

 

[MrMixelPixel]

Feels like it's been forever since I purchased a game...

Pokemon Conquest- Shining Force+ Pokemon.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Far Cry 3: excellent character development, but repetitive.

X-Com : triumphal return to strategy combat.

Skyrim : brilliant aesthetics, but too shallow.

Dishonoured : massive hype, so little delivery.

Battlefield 3 : fuck you, Ea, fuck you...