Ok. About three hours ago I just saw one of the worst films I think that I have ever had the misfortune to be dragged to. This review will be filled with spoilers obviously but ok. So the film starts with the two main characters brothers David and Pieter going into a cottage as you would on holiday and very soon you find that they have kidnapped a young girl whose name escapes me. So you have no idea how the managed to kidnap her they just have. Then you find out that David works/worked for this young girls father and they want a £50,000 ransom for her and to be delivered by her brother who is in on this somehow (another plot hole) and instead of the money he send tissues and so David being the only smart one of the retarded three goes into town to call the young girls father as their phones have died. Whilst he is gone the young girls manages to escape and kidnap Pieter as they venture into the town they come across a small house whilst looking for a phone and in the caller of this house lives a disfigured super strong farmer (plot hole how is he so strong) and he chops the head off the mouthy little girl and chops off peters toes. During this time our heroes David and Andrew (the girls brother) come to save the day. As they make their way to this home the Farmer attacks them and chases Andrew down the street whilst Peter and David have a touching reunion. But it is short lived when the farmer throws Andrews head through the window and whilst David and Peter are doing battle with this fiend they find a wedding album most likely of the retarded farmers but he becomes angry with their threats of destroying his precious album and drives a pickaxe through David?s heart and this as you may assume pisses off Pieter who chose the monster to death with a rope but during this heroic act he falls down into the cellar and the dresser falls on top of the trapdoor so as peter ventures into the cellar he finds the farmers family apparently very hungry and he gets munched on . End of film. Sound good to you? Well if you said yes you would be wrong. It was dreadful. I beg of you don?t go and see it.
