Review: the Escapist

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Rochnan

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Review: the Escapist magazine

I like to read. It might be because my father had, and still has, a few very big walls decorated with bookshelves. It might be because I like a well written story. Or it might be because I just like the smell of paper.
I also like to play a few games, and keep up to date on the gaming industry. Now I have a good internet connection, and I know there are a lot of sites devoted to keeping you up to date on gaming news. But I never felt inclined to go and subscribe -and I know it's not because I can't smell the paper; there are two bookshelves next to me, and three more behind me.
The problem is that most reporters lack a background in journalism, and put all their passion in gaming and very little in the art of writing.

And then came this site that made a promise: "print-quality writing and magazine-style aesthetics with the accessibility of the web".
There's someone with a vision. And balls.

Now I won't lie, I came in contact with the Escapist thanks to a friend showing me Yahtzee's Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw's Zero Punctuation by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw ( presented by the Escapist ). His short reviews are fun, and that's good. But what's even better is that they're not just easy jokes and cheap lines.
Sadly, after watching people tend to go back to their work. I'm a bit more curious than most people, and when I see something new and sparkly, I go and find out if there's more of it.
This was just the beginning.
The Escapist has a full staff of bright men and women, writing professional reviews, news articles, and columns. And while they're not that experienced with a camera, they make excellent videos too.

In short -because I don't have the luxury multiple pages- I encourage you to be curious too. The Escapist made a promise, and kept it ( and I'm still trying to figure out how they're doing it ).
If you think wit and cleverness go well with entertainment the Escapist is made for you.
And just put a book next to your pc if you miss the smell of paper.

Rochnan's literature teacher once said he has 'a unique writing style'. He still doubts what that meant.
 

Novajam

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Heh. You'd be surprised how many reviews of The Escapist we get here at The Escapist.

Anyway, you write pretty well, but a review like this is unnecessary really. Most people here already know how good the site is. We don't need a review telling us to visit (because we're already here.)

My advice would be go get out your favourite game, book, movie or inanimate object and review that. You'll probably have more to talk about and have more fun doing it.
 

Hey Joe

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Are you going to review threads next? Or other reviews? Or the freakin' dictionary!

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Oh wait...

Maybe try filling this review out a little bit, with examples of Yahtzee-isms and this Escapist magazine's wit and cleverness you praise.
 

Rochnan

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Actually, I know exactly how many reviews of the Escapist you get there at the Escapist. However, I had this in my mind all morning, screaming to get out.
So for my own mental wellness, I put it up.
Not for originality, at least. This being the internet, I'd get shot, killed, and buried under a rugby field for that.

Hey Joe...don't tempt me. I'm the kind of person who'll actually review the dictionary for such a comment :p
I also tried to fill it with exammples, but I couldn't really make them add to the review.

And lastly, fix-the-spade: brilliant ( but I'll shoot, kill, an bury you under a rugby field now ).
 

CIA

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Rochnan said:
Hey Joe...don't tempt me. I'm the kind of person who'll actually review the dictionary for such a comment :p
I also tried to fill it with exammples, but I couldn't really make them add to the review.
If I'm not mistaken Hey Joe did review the dictionary. Oxford English if I remember correctly.

EDIT: Found it for ya. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.76901#922659

I kinda like your review by the way. Your writing style is interesting.
 

Anarchemitis

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Novajam said:
Heh. You'd be surprised how many reviews of The Escapist we get here at The Escapist.
Most of them are pretty scarring and we don't see much of those users anymore.