Revisionist History!

[Saltyk]

You've probably heard people use the term "revisionist history" before, but not like this. I want you to take historical figures and then completely make up the facts. You can make up dates, add in fictional characters and utterly disregard history and geography. The sky is the limit!

King Leonidas defeated Napoleon Bonaparte at the Battle of Chickamauga in 1762 single handed, by using the Kamehameha Wave. Which he, of course, learned from King Kamehameha, Lord of the Arctic Ocean. The hard part was getting King Kamehameha to come out of his pineapple under the sea to train Leonidas and his partner, Queen Elizabeth.

Later, Leonidas defeated the Reapers in 2794 with the aid of Batman.

Okay, that's a decent start. What can you come up with Escapist?

 

[Warforger]

Ronald Reagan wasn't actually the main reason the Soviet Union fell.

 

[OrenjiJusu]

In 1486 a young Princess known as Elizabeth II Was born, this was marked by a raven flying over the house under a full moon that night. As she grew up she took a shine to adventuring and ended up with a band of misfit rogues with noble hearts, of course she went by the name Betty the hammer at that time. After a particularly gruesome dungeon crawl and being forced to cave 3 of he closest friends heads in with a oversized mallet she found the fountain of eternal life. Thinking that this would let her stay young and beautiful for eternity she eagerly drank from its waters. Throuh simply outlasting her actual family she eventually ended up crowned Queen of england. She still rules to this day.