May as well give this a try. It sucks, I know.
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Still Alive - .GLaD//Remix
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This was a triumph
We're making a sequel:
PORTAL TWO
It's hard to calculate
Our profit margins
Valve Corporation
We make a new game
Every leap year
For the horde of rabid fans
Who want Shephard to return
But there's no sense crying
Over A-Sh-P-D
Cause we love our Gordon
He's the Man who is Free
So here's the next big game
By now you know its name
Proving that we are all
Still alive
We're not even joking
We're not undead (Well, not us all)
Even though Mark Laidlaw smells
Of grave dirt
And decomposition
And has maggots eating through his skull
As they chew, it hurts because
The smell is melting our brains
Now this Holy Water
Ought to clean up this place
Cause we're out of Febreeze
And relying on Mace
Cause the artists are on strike
The Orange Box cover is shite
And the people to blame
Were fired
Come on in and join us
We've almost enough to buy EA
Maybe we'll absorb all of
The other
Gaming companies
THAT WAS A JOKE, or maybe not
Anyway, enjoy Portal
It's just a tech demo, guys
Look at us still talking when there's coding to do
But it takes us years
So I guess we have time to
We've delays to factor in
And the rabid fandom too
Those people are not
Still alive
And believe me, they're not still alive
Mark Laidlaw claims he's still alive
Adrian might not be alive
Until Gordon dies, we're alive
Still alive
Still alive
