Rhyme

[dohteM]

Sex is a sensation caused by a temptation a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation do you get my explaination or do you need a demonstration.

Yours?

 

[Malyc]

No... Just... No

 

[Queen Michael]

I don't want to flame, but this is a game, so Mr What's-You-Name, you've got good reason to be ashamed, it's the wrong forum and now you're fair game for any mod that plans to maim you and then angrily proclaim that you really should have posted it in the forum games forum.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Give you a demonstration? look.... I'm the youtube sensation! Don't give me that i run this nation, and my creations. a Skullkid that went to a bar, started out as a guy posting from a far, a far place called Dimension Bleck, and the fan girls don't know heck, CAUSE I'M SICK OF THE FAN ART OF ME!!! IT is quite disgusting, now take it up with Aby_Z. (Chorus) he's the one oh one the guy with so much fun, he is the number one villain he is Skullkid 4 1 8 SEVEN!

 

[Rasputin1]

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme but this one doesn't.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I don't want to flame, but this is a game, so Mr What's-You-Name, you've got good reason to be ashamed, it's the wrong forum and now you're fair game for any mod that plans to maim you and then angrily proclaim that you really should have posted it in the forum games forum.

This! A hundred times this!
Brilliant, brilliant response.

As for me, I have to say:

• There once was a man from Bombay
  Who went to China one day
  He rented a tiller
  With a sex-starved Gorilla
  And China's a bloody long way!

[small]Yea, I stole it from Paul Merton.[/small]

 

[Cherry Cola]

Are we supposed to believe that you came up with that?

Because you didn't.

Aaanyway:

Today I went online to buy some outerwear, something that could stand a little wear and tear. It needed to have class, give out an aura of sass, but in the end I gave up and got high on syrup.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I ain't got time to rhyme. Gotta go and get to the show.

That counts as a rhyme

 

[Queen Michael]

Here's a poem my brother wrote about GTA: San Andreas.

The first half is a bore
It's just walkthrough galore
Tons of missions intended to show
What the players already know
And have done fifty times before

 

[Tagball]

I don't want to flame, but this is a game, so Mr What's-You-Name, you've got good reason to be ashamed, it's the wrong forum and now you're fair game for any mod that plans to maim you and then angrily proclaim that you really should have posted it in the forum games forum.

Brilliant multitasking sir....or shall I say....Queen? A shining example of poem and warning, stylishly wrapped into one complete package! Bravo!

On Topic:
Here's a little gem I wrote while I was in Washington D.C.

I performed it in front of a crowd(no joke).

Yo bro, Don't fuck with me
I'm livin' it large-in Washington D.C.
I've got a name that'll make you pee
*****, I'm the notorious D-A-V-I-D!

 

[Banana Phone Man]

I'm not sure what you wrote was bad,
I was on a trolls thread before, so yours made me mad.

I' sorry but your now reported
'cause your words were slightly distorted

It might have been wrong and a mistake
If it was I'll hand you a cake.

I actually find this thread amusing
just the OP was slightly bemusing.

Time to lay this comment to rest,
I really did try my best.

If you like this give me a quote,
That will mean I can have a little gloat.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

There was once a man from Nantucket,
Who's........

Never mind.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

There was once a man from Nantucket,
Who's...

misadventures have been greatly exaggerated over time.

 

[Daemascus]

One day a man was forced to rhyme, and do so in a set time. For this is life and he had a wife, and she had a knife, and soon there would be stife.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

Unlike some people (ahem OP) I'm gonna admit that this isn't mine.

There once was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
and broke his cock
So now he has a vagina

It's tragic, really.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

Unlike some people (ahem OP) I'm gonna admit that this isn't mine.

There once was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
and broke his cock
So now he has a vagina

It's tragic, really.

If I may be so bold
I have to say I lol'ed

[small]but yeah, that's tragic[/small]

 

[Jedamethis]

There once was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
and broke his cock
So now he has a vagina

It's tragic, really.

I was trying to remember that one!

 

[Enemy Of The State]

There once was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
and broke his cock
So now he has a vagina

It's tragic, really.

I was trying to remember that one!

If only he'd had stronger fingers
He wouldn't have been badly injured
It was funny, but hey
Now I feel I must say
That you, my good man, have been Ninja'd

 

[Jedamethis]

There once was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
and broke his cock
So now he has a vagina

It's tragic, really.

I was trying to remember that one!

If only he'd had stronger fingers
He wouldn't have been badly injured
It was funny, but hey
Now I feel I must say
That you, my good man, have been Ninja'd

:O

*applause*

 

[Enemy Of The State]

There once was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
and broke his cock
So now he has a vagina

It's tragic, really.

I was trying to remember that one!

If only he'd had stronger fingers
He wouldn't have been badly injured
It was funny, but hey
Now I feel I must say
That you, my good man, have been Ninja'd

:O

*applause*

*bows*

Thank you