Rhyming game, with a twist

[Valkyrie101]

Here are the rules. Both of them.

-Users have to think of a word (either real words, or words that sound funny) that rhymes with the above user's word, and post that.

-If you can't think of a word to rhyme with it, you must confess one of your darkest secrets (truthfulness optional), and choose a new word. Bonus points for funny or rude words.

I'll kick it off, with "metre".

 

[KronosTalon]

Beater

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Teeter.

 

[Zirat]

Beaker

 

[j1-2themax]

Weaker

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Sleeker.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Meeker

 

[SteakHeart]

EDIT: You know what, I had no clue what I was doing.

 

[Zirat]

Herd

 

[Paksenarrion]

Darn it. What just happened?

 

[SteakHeart]

[sub]I think I did that wrong. Did I?[/sub]

...Seeker?

 

[Zirat]

No, we posted at the same time and I was called away before I could fix, so the problems on me, you were right and I was wrong.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Well then, in the name of getting everything back on track: third.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Turd.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Bird!

 

[SteakHeart]

Heard.

[sub]As in I heard what Zirat said and thank him for clearing that up.[/sub]

 

[Blu]

Nerd.

 

[revolverwolf]

Surd.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Bird

 

[Glamorgan]

That's Absurd!

Geddit?

...sorry