Living under a rock, you may just have missed
A game that's presumed on the GOTY list
And like that, you'd assume that it's gonna be great,
With a legion of fans you ought not to frustrate
But I'm sorry to say, cause it sounds rather rough,
But as a matter of fact, it's just not good enough.
A lack of straight plusses or minuses plague us
More "buts" in review than a weekend in Vegas.
There's nothing that's good unconditionally
There's more caveats than are twigs on a tree.
It's a game with good legs, but a face like a bum
A pity coz that's where the dialogue's from.
Sometimes I'd look and I'd wonder, "what's there?"
But there's not much to see and no reason to care.
You will travel the same patch of proc gen terrain
the same buildings and creatures, it's all the same vein.
That wouldn't be bad, until you realise,
the placement's the same, and your interest dies.
Persuasion's a series of nonsense non sequiturs
I could come up with better while sat on the shitter.
Facial animation's a step up of one foot
but the people all look like claymation kaput.
The Voice acting and writing is all so banal
I somehow got married for no reason at all.
The clutter looks nice but the inventory's dull
The spaceships look good but the cargo is full
The story's finale wants me to replay it
But I can't even load it, the name I can't say it.
I spent a hundred or more hours on this
but it was never bad, and it never was bliss.
