Richard Garriott Claims the Moon

[Antari]

Lord British has always been a big inspiration to mental patients around the world. I wish him luck on his latest journey into madness. Hopefully he'll make a game out of it.

 

[The Great JT]

Okay, how fucking out of his gourd is this guy? 'Cause I've seen people in mental hospitals saner than him. And I've seen crazy game designers more interesting than him (his name is Suda 51).

 

[Spectre39]

Ol' Lord British thinks he can claim the moon?

These guys would like a word with him...

Spoiler

 

[JWAN]

I love that crazy son-of-a-*****

 

[internetzealot1]

What an ass...

 

[Caiti Voltaire]

Soon he will establish a series of Virtues and send people to the various craters of the moon in search of enlightenment. In traditional Highlander style, only one of them will survive the going batshit insane part or evade getting hacked up by some form of moon monster. This person will come to be called "the Avatar" and will basically be summoned everytime RG needs a new roll of toilet paper. Oh and I guess to save the moon, on occasion.

 

[Totenkopf]

If that what Iron Sky says is true, he will have a bit of a nasty surprise up there... In that case we had to prevent him from taking off!

 

[MortisLegio]

Not if I can help it*

*Sends battle fleet to intercept Garriot

 

[Misterian]

So much for nations making colonies on the moon.

maybe Garriot could rent out a few square miles for the rest of us?

if not, oh well, at least there's always colonizing Mars, if Garriot doesn't get that planet first.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Tch the moon

I'm heading to Mars that's where it's at!

HA, you can have mars, Im going to Planet X.....


OT, if you had his money, you would buy frivolous things too.

Ha, everyone knows the real estate there is going to tank! Mars is the way to go! Sunny weather all year long

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

...Holy Shi- I want to purchase, the old Viking rovers on Mars.. thus taking it over. At which point I'll build nuclear missiles and hold the world hostage for.. 1 MILLION DOLLARS..

Seriously, why did Garriot just think of that instead of claiming old Communist space junk and thus instantly owning the moon. :/

 

[Angryman101]

I think he's the go-to example of lovably insane/eccentric.

 

[Aptspire]

sorry, Garriott, this thing is mine!
*Plays Oath to Order on Ocarina*
*gets in the Moon*

 

[craddoke]

The man who made Ultima 7 need never apologize. Even if he did make Ultima 9.

 

[Booze Zombie]

How exactly is this crazy?

 

[Loop Stricken]

Oi, British! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I own an acre of the Moon and I have the contract to prove it.

 

[The Warden]

This is madness.

Madness?

THIS!
IS!
Actually, yea, this is some madness going on.
Can I still kick you?

OT:Maybe I should move next door to him and bring some lightsabers.
SPACE NEIGHBOR LIGHTSABER FIGHT!

 

[Sir Kemper]

Why do i expect to see:

"I OWN THE PART OF THE MOON, BITCHZ"

Painted onto the moon in the distant future.