Riddle me this, Escapists

[Cid Silverwing]

I ring you awake in the morning, you slap me to silence me. Ask me and you will know what time it is. Yet I am humanoid.

What am I?

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Ummm...
?!??!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Go back?

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Ummm...
?!??!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Go back?

Yes, I'm sorry. The original riddle was an Arabic one but the post got fucked.

 

[sky14kemea]

Is this some sexist thing about a wife.

See... I had that exact same thought. :/

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Is this some sexist thing about a wife.

See... I had that exact same thought. :/

The answer is a Disney-themed clock.

Next riddle: I am the famous detective. My mortal enemy is the kyoju. Who am I?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Thinking it was sexist just shows whats goin on in your subconcious,albeit I thought it to,but y'know.....And was there a troll here a few minutes ago? He was posting in places like this.

OT:Hmm...I believe I know this...

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Thinking it was sexist just shows whats goin on in your subconcious,albeit I thought it to,but y'know.....And was there a troll here a few minutes ago? He was posting in places like this.

OT:Hmm...I believe I know this...

And the answer is Sherlock Hound, or Meitantei Holmes.

This went nowhere real fast.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Thinking it was sexist just shows whats goin on in your subconcious,albeit I thought it to,but y'know.....And was there a troll here a few minutes ago? He was posting in places like this.

OT:Hmm...I believe I know this...

And the answer is Sherlock Hound, or Meitantei Holmes.

This went nowhere real fast.

Nowhere real fast, hmm, is the answer this thread?


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