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Drake Barrow

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My biggest problem with re-imaginings of movies is that they exist. They tend to do disservice to the fans of the original (because it can't be the original) and they often do disservice to the new audience because whatever made the original so recognizable isn't present. I've seen a couple that I enjoyed (the last Three Musketeers film comes to mind), but typically they become generic examples of whatever is in vogue at the time for film styles.

With that setup out of the way...

The clip above is perfectly serviceable when taken on its own merits. It feels more like we should be watching Captain America or the Punisher going to town on a warehouse full of robots and one human handler, but there's nothing inherently wrong with this. Taking the snippet in context of the entire trailers to date, the scene doesn't quite fit with the whole "totally programmed, totally controlled, until plot forces drive him to shrug it off" kind of deal that's emphasized in the rest of the promo material. The quip at the start is a bit too spontaneous for that.

As a whole, I'm not horribly enthused for this film. It speaks in the War on Terror/Surveillance State language that is all we really know post-2000, and it doesn't work the man-in-the-machine angle as nicely as the original Robocop did, or for that matter, Robocop 2 (3 kinda sucked, even though android ninjas are rather entertaining). It does have a decent cast, though, and that's giving some hope for an entertaining film rather than a total stinker.

TL:DR. Clip is OK, but really can't be compared to the original films, as it's a different creature. I liked the original version better, but will at least try to see this one.
 

TwoSidesOneCoin

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Well, what a co-ink-a-dink! I was watched Robocop 1 & 2 back to back last night, never got to three because I decided to go to sleep! I don't have high hopes for this remake, but I think I'll go watch it when it comes to the discount theater.
 

Callate

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I guess it depends on how Robocop is being used by his handlers in the movie. The original Robocop was kind of a proof-of-concept and a PR move as much as anything; he was highly visible, and could be deployed to high-crime neighborhoods where wholly-organic cops would be highly vulnerable because he could start shooting after a suspect did and still be certain of coming out on top.

If the new Robocop is intended as a more tactical, SWAT-like asset, making him more agile and cover-inclined makes a certain amount of sense. If they're still planning on using him like the OCP did in the original, yeah, that's kind of ridiculous.
 

Caostotale

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Gauntlets28 said:
Seriously? Hocus Pocus by Focus?? What kinda action movie music is that???
Yeah, seriously. This smells like a dash of baby-boomer early-onset senility mixed with typical Hollywood ineptitude. As much as I respect Focus inasmuch as any novelty prog rock group deserves respect (to be sure, this song might be one of the worst attention gimmicks on any 70s prog-rock record that isn't by Emerson, Lake, & Palmer and certainly one of the worst tracks by this band), nothing could make this goofy vinyl-age flapjack into something resembling a theme of badass awesomeness. I'll just assume that some assholes in a board-room thought (a.) those AC/DC songs sound cool when Iron Man's kicking all sorts of ass in those Marvel movies and, subsequently (b.) ummm, what's a good rockin' tune that we can use that won't cost us a lot of money.

As well, everything else about this scene sucks ass through a straw. I love action sequences that are visually cluttered and impossible to care about. I especially enjoy how completely content-less Robocop's antagonist is. He trolls the robot with a fake countdown that isn't funny or shocking...then a bunch of nonsense and noise...then he throws out a lame taunt that's delivered with as much emotion as somebody passingly asking their wife what's for dinner after coming home from work and is completely inappropriate, as Robocop has shown no signs of having trouble with the exercise.

It's great to see $120 million burning for the sake of something that looks crappier than a modern TV series.