Rival to Rebecca Black

[Kakashi on crack]

Didn't even make it past a minute and 30. I might try again later, but right now I REALLY need to listen to some good music to get past... that....

Try this: http://nyan.cat/

OT: I just got home from a long day to hear this!? I think my ears are spurting blood...

 

[BloodRed Pixel]

poor young generation - these days sucking Producer´s d***s to get a music deal really doesn´t pay off as much as it used to in the 70ties.

 

[Jack Cheal]

GAH!
why? why does the music industry hate us?
i could literally feel my face distorting into horror as the song went on, like i was watching some gruesome torture, which i suppose i was.
maybe its punishment for all the music pirating? if so, then it is a little harsh, even flogging would be preferable to this..

 

[The Apothecarry]

It's actually spelt Spider-Man not Spiderman. Know your geek facts. It gives you more street cred.
OT: Geez, these untalented pricks just keep coming, don't they?

I stopped caring after the third movie.

 

[ShadowDude112]

It's actually spelt Spider-Man not Spiderman. Know your geek facts. It gives you more street cred.
OT: Geez, these untalented pricks just keep coming, don't they?

I stopped caring after the third movie.

IF YOU'RE A COMIC BOOK FAN, YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS! It's like spelling Superman as Super-Man. You don't spell it that way. It's like spelling or pronouncing a regular name wrong. It's proper to spell and pronounce it right. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBlFFL-yJb0 This video explains it best.

 

[MetroidNut]

I find it rather disturbing that all this artist's songs can apparently be summed up as "I am better than you and have cooler things". That's...not a healthy attitude for a 12-year-old.

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

Congratulations are due to the creators of Autotune. They have singlehandedly rendered talent in the music industry entirely optional.

 

[Amphoteric]

Hmm, I think I'll need a bit of this

 

[teebeeohh]

2 things.
1. BURN IT WITH FIRE

if that doesn't work there can be only one solution

2. nuke it from orbit, the only way to be really sure.

 

[Anchupom]

My girlfriend troll'd me with this a couple of weeks after the whole Rebecca Black fiasco. I can genuinely say it made me feel almost physically sick to hear this again. Like, choking in my throat.
On the other hand, these Brock's Dubs are amazing, and as the general consensus goes, her "OMG" song is a lot better, although almost as creepy as waking up after a night on the drink and seeing this:

 

[Disaster Button]

Well there is a more recent one from Ark. Though "Jeans" is funnier.

Spoiler: Optional Parodies!

 

[Aabglov]

I'm going to go burn my jeans now.

 

[BonsaiK]

Tonight I witnessed something that was prophecised to occur in 2012.
I saw a video on Youtube of a song actually worse than Rebecca Black's Friday.
Here is a link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64

I for one think this is getting ridiculous, and that I'm actually just wishing that if we just accepted Justin Bieber this would all go away. And when you find yourself wishing for Justin Bieber, you know you're getting desperate.

Thoughts?

Oh, this thread again, this week. We had a "gosh My Jeans is so much worse than Friday" thread last week too. And the week before that.

You realise, of course, that Rebecca Black owes her fame purely to people doing what you just did, right? She was no-one until people started posting her video everywhere going "hahaha look how crap this is". Now she's earning roughly $24000 per week. If you don't want this to happen to Jenna Rose too then you should stop linking her video.

 

[C95J]

And after you have watched that video, watch this one, and laugh your ass off

 

[C95J]

Now she's earning roughly $24000 per week.

$24000 a week you say? Hmmm... maybe I should try this, that's a nice sum of money

I guess the internet could take one more bad singing video for the team.

 

[TheAmokz]

That song made me literally CRY. She is even worse singer than Rebecca Black.

 

[Julianking93]

Eh. I personally don't think it's worse.

Then again, I don't think Rebecca Black is all that bad.
Not saying I like it, but... it's just a fucking song sung by a 13 year old.
You really expect more? Same with this song.
Yeah, it sucks and yeah, it's funny to make fun of it but actually getting angry or pissed off about is just a little much.

Oh, this thread again, this week. We had a "gosh My Jeans is so much worse than Friday" thread last week too. And the week before that.

You realise, of course, that Rebecca Black owes her fame purely to people doing what you just did, right? She was no-one until people started posting her video everywhere going "hahaha look how crap this is". Now she's earning roughly $24000 per week. If you don't want this to happen to Jenna Rose too then you should stop linking her video.

Exactly.
In which case, people should really just link good underrated stuff rather than giving shit more attention.

Speaking of which, this thread needs actual good music to redeem itself, so here [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmfzWpp0hMc]. A perfect counter balance.
Poppy teen crap and then extreme instrumental metal.

 

[thenoblitt]

saw this the same day friday got big, i think its tons better its also made by the same ark music factory

 

[AyreonMaiden]

This is the funniest shit ever. The last time I laughed that hard was when I first heard 50 Tyson.

 

[blaqknoise]

Holy hell

Can we not like, stop showing people these new horrid singers? You are helping them gain popularity....