River Rush is Natal Rafting and Molesting Game

[Booze Zombie]

Oh come on, who wasn't expecting this?

 

[DarthLurtz]

Talking about Starcraft made me think. The limiting factor for RTS on the console has been the control issue hurting the use of menus. Gestures could be as precise as mouse movements for the console.

 

[crystalsnow]

Best. Title. Ever.

 

[ark123]

Sounds like something I'd play drunk on someone else's house.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Give a man pornography, and he will use it for ten minutes. Give him the tools to make his own, and he'll use it forever...

Ten minutes? Oh, ye of little stamina.

...not that that quote is any less awesome.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Rafting and molestation? sign me up!

I think that Natal has potential to be awesome. Just like the Wii did. Fingers are crossed that it won't suck.

(pants... pauses to catch breath)

I've come from the future to warn you that Project Natal will suck. But on the plus side, we have pretty good time machines. (dinging sound) Uh... gotta go... (sound of a temporal portal closing)

...
(door creaks open, present version of myself comes in)

Damn it! Who the fuck messed up my apartment?

 

[James B Hamster]

I was thinking to myself, "This seems pretty generic for an appraisal by Jim Gunn. Where's the zing?" Then the last paragraph kicked in, and everything fell in line with my projections for Q4.

 

[Lonan]

I want them to make Mass Effect 3 for NATAL.
...
I SAID, I WANT THEM TO MAKE MASS EFFECT 3 WITH NATAL.

Looking at you Bioware.

 

[Composer]

this is gonna piss off the moms

 

[Lonan]

this is gonna piss off the moms

Who are probably what really hold back gaming.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I can't wait for Natal: Farmville Edition. Realistic plowing action.

 

[Pimppeter2]

The next Fight Night better use this. That my only hope for Natal.

 

[Cody211282]

Why is this sounding exactly like the the eyetoy?

 

[hottsaucekid]

I can't wait for Natal: Farmville Edition. "Realistic plowing action".

Thats What She Said.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I can't wait for Natal: Farmville Edition. "Realistic plowing action".

Thats What She Said.

Why I Oughta-...wait a minute...that *IS* what I said!

 

[Blimey]

Well these games sound like world beaters [/sarcasm]

Why do developers that insist motion control is the way forward for gaming persist in creating the worst kind of shallow pathetic party game they can come up with. If you want to impress us make an impressive game, not arm flail 2: the son of spastic action.

Fucking this. Fucking this a million times over. I'm sick of seeing stupid Mario Party-esque games. Give me something cool for a change.

Oh well, I guess I'll stick with playing paintball to get my war on.

 

[SangRahl]

I can't wait for Natal: Farmville Edition. "Realistic plowing action".

Thats What She Said.

So To Speak. (for any airmen or AFBlue fans out there)

OT: I'm looking forward to the far-future innovations for gaming that can come about due to Natal ('Minority Report' menu system), but for the first year, or maybe longer, the most I'll expect is an avalanche of 'hop on the bandwagon for a quick buck' party games... along with an innundation of goofy YouTube videos. (and likely an alarming rise in late-night Emergency Room visits for sprains and bruises)

 

[joshuaayt]

It's even claiming that it might reduce obesity? Has that man no shame!?

 

[Sephiwind]

Hmm... moveing left and right to move? Jumping up ans down to catch starts? Sounds a bit like that old crappy game show that was on Nickelodeon when I was a kid, where at the end the winner had to play a game that was in a blue screen room to crappy motion controls.