RoboGeisha

[Flying-Emu]

Welcome to Flying-Emu's theater of the weird! Our first subject comes from the ever-lovely Eastern isle of Japan.

Subject: Movie
Title: RoboGeisha

WARNING
NSFW
Blood, gore, suggestive images​

Spoiler: Video

This is an ACTUAL movie being released in Japan. It features robotic geishas doing battle with... other... robotic geishas using a variety of unorthodox weapons including "Geisha Tengu Milk" and the Ass Katana.

Thoughts?

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

BEST.

FILM.

EVER.

It's like every action movie rolled into one and on crack.

P.S. None of that is true.

 

[throwitinthetrash]

This beats mega shark vs giant octopus into the ground in the realm of absurdity and 'MUST WATCH'-ness.

 

[Skeleon]

Weird.
Sadomasochistic.
And borderline pornographic at times.
I have nothing more to say.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

...why, Japan. Why do you do these things to us? Do you enjoy hurting us?

 

[Crimsane]

It's Japan in a nutshell! Land of bleeding buildings.

This lolwut moment brought to you proudly by the Land of the Rising Sun:

 

[Fumbles]

Welcome to Flying-Emu's theater of the weird! Our first subject comes from the ever-lovely Eastern isle of Japan.

Subject: Movie
Title: RoboGeisha

WARNING
NSFW
Blood, gore, suggestive images​

Spoiler: Video

This is an ACTUAL movie being released in Japan. It features robotic geishas doing battle with... other... robotic geishas using a variety of unorthodox weapons including "Geisha Tengu Milk" and the Ass Katana.

Thoughts?

I like the Japanese Satan voice over, "GEISHA...TRANSFORM" it's creepy as fuck.
Also whats up with the part

Spoiler

Anal Bleeding at 2:20...LOL...Geisha Chainsaw lol... Bust Gun...lol Geisha Fried Shrimp...WTF....

 

[Flying-Emu]

It's Japan in a nutshell! Land of bleeding buildings.

This lolwut moment brought to you proudly by the Land of the Rising Sun:

Geishatank!

Transform and roll out!

 

[Soxafloppin]

The tune reminds me of Live and Let die in places.

Film looks awesome.

 

[Oolinthu]

That poor schoolgirl, hemorrhaging from the ass. It's pretty obviously a parody, but damn.

 

[Flying-Emu]

That poor schoolgirl, hemorrhaging from the ass. It's pretty obviously a parody, but damn.

No one can quite understand Japan's hatred towards schoolgirls. They're incessantly killed, tentacle raped, and ass-bled.

It's a wonder that they don't grow up to create weird, fucked-up movies. OH WAIT

 

[Scrythe]

Only in Japan.

With sci-fest movies like Transformers and Terminator floating around, and I'm surprised that movies like this still get made. I thought I was watching a poorly-dubbed Power Rangers episode at first.

Also, did anyone else feel the urge to strangle the fuck out of the narrator?