Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon

[Professor Cubbage]

So it finally comes to this. God help us.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

So this is how it all begins...

 

[Reed Spacer]

Nonsense.

Everyone knows that everything tastes like chicken, except chicken. It's chicken that tastes like bacon.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

OK, who programmed it have the Cannibal perk from Fallout? I shall find the person that did this!

Could be worse! It could have been the Wild Wasteland perk from New Vegas, then we'll have a gang of roving grannies with a taste for human flesh.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

We taste like bacon? Sweet! Excuse me I'm going to go get some, uh, "bacon".

 

[Danpascooch]

But when some smart aleck reporter placed his hand in the robot?s omnivorous clanking jaw, he was identified as bacon. A cameraman then tried and was identified as prosciutto.

I'm really surprised, the robot only tasted the SKIN which was surely covered in a layer of sweat and residue from the days activities, and actually identified it to a known variety of cooked meat?

Go robot.

Also, we're fucked.

 

[Erana]

Why would they need to eat us when they could program a "Taste bacon" button into themselves and push it whenever they wanted?

 

[standokan]

I feel charmed, it's a compliment right? Or is the robot just racist?

 

[Quiet Stranger]

We're all DOOMED! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD! (thanks Bender)

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Strange, I always imagined we tasted like Chicken. You know, now there really isn't much of an excuse against Cannibalism.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Could be worse! It could have been the Wild Wasteland perk from New Vegas, then we'll have a gang of roving grannies with a taste for human flesh.

Already happened...
I apologise for the frontal nudity.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

There will be no robot overlords. They will hunt us into extinction for our delicious bacon meats

 

[Mr.Mattress]

So that's why Cannibals don't stop eating humans... And I didn't know we taste like bacon!

OT: Just make sure the Robots can't use us as a fuel source and we should be fine.

 

[Terminate421]

I am buying a SPAS-12 and keeping it under my pillows when I sleep from now on.

 

[Easton Dark]

It took me awhile to type this, because I'm down to my last strip, I er, I mean finger.

 

[WanderingFool]

Oh fuck me... looks like i bettr start converting my fleshy, bacon tasting human body into a machine. Though, on a plus, I do get those death beam eyes...

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Yep ... this is how it starts ... someone will order 200 Grams of bacon and BOOM ... robots pick up some kids in the shopping mall and put them through the automatic meat slicer machine they also use to cut cheese o.o

 

[Kuilui]

Well that certainly is..disturbing. I just hope I'm an old man when the robot apocalypse starts. That way when the world is destroyed and civilization is gone and I'm hiding in a cave I can say. "Well at least I had a good life."

 

[GiglameshSoulEater]

Just so long as they use HP sauce and not some cheap derivative, it's all good.

This comment is WIN.

OT But yeah, didn't you know already?

 

[IndianaJonny]

Bore human, recieve bacon.