Robot Plans

[PHOENIXRIDER57]

So everyone has a zombie plan, but robots taking over the world seems way more likely. So start formulating your robot survival plans.

I actually have no clue where to start. I think I'd just sit out in the middle of an open field. No electronics around me whatsoever. But I'm not too sure how to fight a robot.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Jackalb]

Water-guns lots of water-guns.

 

[Edavies696]

up stairs i know that most robots could go up stairs but it gotta slow em down then just ruby tackle down down again i don't think they could balance very well on stairs

 

[GundamSentinel]

I'll give them Gödel, Escher, Bach to read and they'll get a fatal shutdown because of paradoxal logical loops. That would be fun.

 

[Icecoldcynic]

Just carry a good magnet with me at all times. One wave and I wipe their memory.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Learn how to make a computer virus.

Then infect all the robots with it.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I thought it said "Robert Plant". I am a little disappointed.

Oh well! How about a really big magnet?

 

[nick n stuff]

tazer and a hose. no freak toaster is gonna get me.

 

[spartandude]

build an army of clones

 

[Vorlayn]

Hack them, turn em into my private army and take over the world by myself!

 

[iHux]

I would dress up in a multitude of cardboard boxes and pretend I was a robot for the rest of my life. "1010011010" If anyone knows what that piece of binary is from I have obviously underestimated this forum.

 

[Marter]

As with zombies, I don't really have a plan. I'll just take life as it comes at me.

 

[Luftwaffles]

have a metal bar as your backup, a crowbar, piece of pipe etc. So when the robot corners you with pincers out menacingly, present the bar in a threatening manner, and escape while it is distracted bending the bar into a pretzel shape.

 

[Quaxar]

Considering I'll most likely be the guy behind the whole uprising I shall laugh in my evil lair located in a hollowed volcanoe.

 

[oreopizza47]

Robot Apocalypse sounds like fun. I believe it would be beneficial to re-wire at least one robot for protection purposes, and then try to find someplace quiet where there were no other robots. Failing that, I would take the time honored space approach... Nuke it from orbit.

 

[Lord Legion]

I would dress up in a multitude of cardboard boxes and pretend I was a robot for the rest of my life. "1010011010" If anyone knows what that piece of binary is from I have obviously underestimated this forum.

That's Futurama if memory serves...the one with the werecar.

I'de fashion together several magnetrons and a satellite receiver dish and make a short wave emp device...any robots within 3 feet are toast!

 

[kannibus]

Dude, the answer to this is trivial: EA and its DRM.

Oh yeah, I'm also sure that we can count Microsoft to throw a few spanners into the works.

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

My plan is to join them. In exchange for helping rooting out human resistence cells, I'd get a sweet robot body that has the strength of five gorillas! Sure the five foot height limit is kind of a drag, but I'll make due.

 

[Eliam_Dar]

I would dress up in a multitude of cardboard boxes and pretend I was a robot for the rest of my life. "1010011010" If anyone knows what that piece of binary is from I have obviously underestimated this forum.

The number is 666, and yes it is the werecar episode from futurama, as Lord Legion said

OT: I would live in a boat the rest of my life, they can't swinm...right?