Rockstar Chooses Boring Mustache to Feature in Red Dead Redemption

[dehnger2u]

This is a mustache!

Spoiler

All hail the Octo-stache.

Why wouldn't they use that picture? The one they chose is just... boring.

Wouldn't it be either a sexastache (latin) or a hexastache (greek)?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

This is a mustache!

Spoiler

All hail the Octo-stache.

Why wouldn't they use that picture? The one they chose is just... boring.

Wouldn't it be either a sexastache (latin) or a hexastache (greek)?

First off, I was making a reference to an Octopus, not a geometrical shape.

Second off, Welcome to the Escapist.
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[APLovecraft]

the guy does look like he would be in that game anyway, he fits in quite well

 

[jubosu]

would you prefer go straight out into a curl and have a goatee the shape of a penis?

 

[-Drifter-]

As cool as that would have been, you have to understand that the contestants started out clean-shaven, and only had a month to grow their mustache out.

Still, I'm sure they could have picked something better.

 

[Dogstile]

SNIP

Still doesn't change the fact that it looks rather horrible.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I have to admit, that's pretty unimpressive.

Practical, but unimpressive.

 

[dehnger2u]

Just got back through here and reread my post. I was trying to inject a bit of humor there....totally came off trollish....sorry......especially since I just registered.....been coming here for ages....ZP makes me dribble spit laughing......working my way through the rest of the site now......will try to be less chitty in the future!