Rockstar Teases New Grand Theft Auto V Trailers

[Hawkeye21]

cheerfull praising of GTA4

*SIGH* Alright, fine. GTA4 is beyond criticism. GTA 4 is the greatest game in the world, its perfect and every other game should inspire to be like it. I have seen the error of my ways, and will repent. I will love Rockstar even it fucks me in the ass and cums into my ear. I will no longer mention shitty and laggy handling, awfull cover mechanics, awkward shooting, incoherent and inconsistant story, boring missions, etc. It is clear to me now, that no game can aspire to be greater than GTA4, and no game should strive to be better. Cause it's impossible. All hail GTA4, the only measure of the perfect game ever.

 

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cheerfull praising of GTA4

*SIGH* Alright, fine. GTA4 is beyond criticism. GTA 4 is the greatest game in the world, its perfect and every other game should inspire to be like it. I have seen the error of my ways, and will repent. I will love Rockstar even it fucks me in the ass and cums into my ear. I will no longer mention shitty and laggy handling, awfull cover mechanics, awkward shooting, incoherent and inconsistant story, boring missions, etc. It is clear to me now, that no game can aspire to be greater than GTA4, and no game should strive to be better. Cause it's impossible. All hail GTA4, the only measure of the perfect game ever.

Well, y'know, you said I didn't know why I liked it. I do.