Ok, so let's have a thread where we talk about the last time, most memorable, first time, whatever, you played an RPG where it branches out with choices, such as Fallout 3 or Mass Effect.
I'll talk about the last one I played, Mass Effect. I was a Soldier named Ryan Shepard, who had been born on Earth into crime. I made my way out through the Alliance to become a War Hero, giving me merit to become a Specter. I got to Eden Prime and found the ally I had just given a peptalk dead before the first fight. Up ahead was the newest Pink Power Ranger, a girl named Ashley. She took out two drones, inducing a sound effect that made me feel like a nerd for playing, and after a battle and heering her up, we made our way through to a glowing tower thingy that exploded a dream into my head. I woke up and soon after was a Specter. I made my way around the galaxy with my friends Wrex and Tali, a fun pair. That was until my neutral character was confronted by Wrex at gunpoint and that racist ***** Ashley killed him. I proceeded to put her on the frontlines to die and got the fuck out of there because a Space Ship was being a dick and trying to destroy all life. After that I went to Ferros, something I probably should have done sooner, now accompanied by an alien lady who kept pissing me off by giving the enemies the ability to fly and making it harder for me to find them. Also I felt like a pussy prancing around with space chicks and swapped her out with the Turian, who seemed to be all about regulation but always talked about not playing by the rules on my ship. Anyway, we killed some plant thing that escaped from Metroid and got grounded back on the Citadel after I let the alien live, just like I did that spider queen. SO then my old chief guy decked the embassador in the head and I ran off to save the world. That's when I came to the final battle and saved the world (except those assholes that where in charge of the Citadel, fuck those guys. So then Saren is a robot and answers my question "what would husks look like if they were other species?" and jumps around on the walls because he shot himself in the head and then a red laser brang him back to life without a jaw. I win and the ship gets destroyed and pins me under debris, but I'm the shit, so I just pop out grinning and appoint my old Chief the ruler of the galaxy or something.
Okay, your turn now.
I'll talk about the last one I played, Mass Effect. I was a Soldier named Ryan Shepard, who had been born on Earth into crime. I made my way out through the Alliance to become a War Hero, giving me merit to become a Specter. I got to Eden Prime and found the ally I had just given a peptalk dead before the first fight. Up ahead was the newest Pink Power Ranger, a girl named Ashley. She took out two drones, inducing a sound effect that made me feel like a nerd for playing, and after a battle and heering her up, we made our way through to a glowing tower thingy that exploded a dream into my head. I woke up and soon after was a Specter. I made my way around the galaxy with my friends Wrex and Tali, a fun pair. That was until my neutral character was confronted by Wrex at gunpoint and that racist ***** Ashley killed him. I proceeded to put her on the frontlines to die and got the fuck out of there because a Space Ship was being a dick and trying to destroy all life. After that I went to Ferros, something I probably should have done sooner, now accompanied by an alien lady who kept pissing me off by giving the enemies the ability to fly and making it harder for me to find them. Also I felt like a pussy prancing around with space chicks and swapped her out with the Turian, who seemed to be all about regulation but always talked about not playing by the rules on my ship. Anyway, we killed some plant thing that escaped from Metroid and got grounded back on the Citadel after I let the alien live, just like I did that spider queen. SO then my old chief guy decked the embassador in the head and I ran off to save the world. That's when I came to the final battle and saved the world (except those assholes that where in charge of the Citadel, fuck those guys. So then Saren is a robot and answers my question "what would husks look like if they were other species?" and jumps around on the walls because he shot himself in the head and then a red laser brang him back to life without a jaw. I win and the ship gets destroyed and pins me under debris, but I'm the shit, so I just pop out grinning and appoint my old Chief the ruler of the galaxy or something.
Okay, your turn now.