Rule 34 that you NEVER want to see

[retyopy]

The vast majority of western animation, with a less then a hand full of exceptions, like Daria.

Toy Story porn.
I know it probably exists, but I never ever want to see it, because if I did, it would literally ruin many of my childhood memories/feelings...

But...toys don't HAVE genitals. They are like Ken and Barbie dolls! Especialy Ken and Barbie!

One of the least important sciences in Rule 34 is anatomy.

I've seen Toy Story Rule 34.

Heads rolled that day. They rolled far.

Some small part of me wants to see it, just for the horror. The other parts want to die at the thought.

 

[retyopy]

Anything involving people shitting on other peoples chests. That would be nasty.

you may not want to type two girls one cup into google

I didn't know what that was up til now, and I was almost going to look it up just to find out what it was. I thank you for not letting me do that.

 

[Ldude893]

All of it.
Burn it, kill it; I'd get rid of it all and prevent any creation of it if the laws of physics and human nature allowed it.

 

[Aiedail256]

Sorry if I don't read through five pages to make sure nobody's said this already.

I'm going with what they have on the TV Tropes page (they don't have pics, thank god). It's so gross I'm going to spoiler the mere mention of it:

Spoiler

Calvin & Hobbes

 

[retyopy]

Probably Calvin and Hobbes. I can't imagine what that stuff must be like in Rule 34 format, and I don't wish to know.

Also Shadow of the Colossus. How would that even work? Don't answer that.

Hmm, say the sick bastards that make rule 34, what can i get away with? Oh yeah. The giant snake collosus.

...

heads. will. roll.

 

[retyopy]

Croc from the old PS1 platformers.

Legend of Gobbos introduced me to gaming and is the one thing in my life that still holds onto its childhood innocence. Fortunately the internet seems to have completely forgotten about his existence (which is slightly sad for me)......

I'm going to look it up, and make soem rule 34 content about it, then private message you, just for lolz.

 

[Corporal Yakob]

Croc from the old PS1 platformers.

Legend of Gobbos introduced me to gaming and is the one thing in my life that still holds onto its childhood innocence. Fortunately the internet seems to have completely forgotten about his existence (which is slightly sad for me)......

I'm going to look it up, and make soem rule 34 content about it, then private message you, just for lolz.

ಥ_ಥ

I don't ask for much, just leave me be with my last childhood memory unsullied.

 

[retyopy]

Croc from the old PS1 platformers.

Legend of Gobbos introduced me to gaming and is the one thing in my life that still holds onto its childhood innocence. Fortunately the internet seems to have completely forgotten about his existence (which is slightly sad for me)......

I'm going to look it up, and make soem rule 34 content about it, then private message you, just for lolz.

ಥ_ಥ

I don't ask for much, just leave me be with my last childhood memory unsullied.

NEVA!

So... Those Gobbos sure do like to gob us, eh? Y'know, like gob off us? Get it?

 

[lacktheknack]

Croc from the old PS1 platformers.

Legend of Gobbos introduced me to gaming and is the one thing in my life that still holds onto its childhood innocence. Fortunately the internet seems to have completely forgotten about his existence (which is slightly sad for me)......

I'm going to look it up, and make soem rule 34 content about it, then private message you, just for lolz.

ಥ_ಥ

I don't ask for much, just leave me be with my last childhood memory unsullied.

NEVA!

So... Those Gobbos sure do like to gob us, eh? Y'know, like gob off us? Get it?

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUINS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

The first game I ever managed to get working all by myself! D8

 

[retyopy]

Croc from the old PS1 platformers.

Legend of Gobbos introduced me to gaming and is the one thing in my life that still holds onto its childhood innocence. Fortunately the internet seems to have completely forgotten about his existence (which is slightly sad for me)......

I'm going to look it up, and make soem rule 34 content about it, then private message you, just for lolz.

ಥ_ಥ

I don't ask for much, just leave me be with my last childhood memory unsullied.

NEVA!

So... Those Gobbos sure do like to gob us, eh? Y'know, like gob off us? Get it?

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUINS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

The first game I ever managed to get working all by myself! D8

Right, on to ruin someones elses childhood! I take it the actaul picture won't be neccesary?

 

[Last Hugh Alive]

Pretty much anything that would shatter my childhood.

You cannot unsee Ren & Stimpy porn.

 

[AngelSephy]

Seeing as people of this thread have already mentioned the ponies well enough, in light of a recent release I'll put forth Gears of War. Just no.

Rule 34, Rule 46 and Rule 63 all exist for Gears. ;.; I never wanted to see it myself either.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Spoiler

Thomas the tank engine. That would make me violently sick.

Seen it. No I still don't know how they reared up off the tracks like that either.

Ah, the internet, where men are men and children are FBI. Where absolutely nothing is sacred. Where you know that no matter how vile or vomit-inducing something you find is, someone is getting off to it.

This we find in perhaps the most famous rule of this lawless landscape, Rule 34: There is porn of it, no exceptions. Yes, children's shows, video-games, inaminate objects, the internet has seen the emergence of some extremely specific fetishes for it's sadder, lonelier inhabitants. So if it were in your power, what would you spare (even if you know it's been done already) from this horrible fate?

Me? Minecraft porn...*shudders*.

Seen it.

If I was you i would be more concerned about rule 46.

http://ohinternet.com/File:Rulesoftheinternet.jpg

OT: Ponies. Need i say more

Seen it. I cried blood.

That lazy town style they come up with. They argue it's not child porn but it is. That's disgusting.

edit: Sorry I miss read the title. Something I don't want to see as rule 34 is teachers at my school, especially the principal. If that exists, kill me now.

Seen it. Totally taking your side on the child thing.

I saw an article in the paper the other day about a postman pat sex tape. I cried. I couldn't read it.

Seen it. My friends are bastards.

Anything involving people shitting on other peoples chests. That would be nasty.

An actual fetish, non-cartoon and cartoon, seen it.

Spoiler: What the internet calls it

Skat Porn

Toy Story porn.
I know it probably exists, but I never ever want to see it, because if I did, it would literally ruin many of my childhood memories/feelings...

It exists by the bucket load.

Lilo & Stitch
(Anything Disney really...)

I have the unfortunate event of my computer getting rather sick. It puked cartoon porn sites at me for 2 days before I managed to get it better again.

Disney is the internets favourite, they have sites dedicated to just Disney.

Anything involving Muppets....just creepy on so many levels. D:

Exists.

Pretty much ANY children shows espically if the characters in the shows are kids (*shudder*). Yes I know there are probably alot of it in the internet therefore I had avoid alot of it.

Maggie, Simpson. Yeah. I hate 4chan.


It all exists. If it has even aired on tv it exists. Christ I stumbled upon Fosters Home hentai.

If you love it, some bastards has ruined it. Even Ponies.

Dude... How have you not vomited up your insides by now?

 

[AperioContra]

Everyone's talking about Rule 34, but we forget about Rule 35. Everything talked about here has to be made by some poor bastard too much time on their hands, and ow your worst fears will come alive.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have photoshopping to do.

 

[Hyperrhombus]

Also, any of the Ghibli films. *shudder*

 

[Abster]

Hearing from someone else, Blast Hornet from X3 would be flat out disturbing for rule 34 don't you think?

 

[Hyperrhombus]

With the monsters from the same movie? SERIOUSLY??

 

[FilipJPhry]

Ponies. I haven't been to 4chan and deviantArt since March.

 

[gigastrike]

It already happened. Land Before Time porn.