25. Before leaving a vehicle out in the parking lot, ask yourself, "Can my enemies use this to escape if they try to destroy my facility?" If the answer is yes, sabotage the car.
I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
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28. If I have a main henchman, stronger than me in every way, I will treat him kindly. No need for the hero to make him question being my lackey, after all. Make him my equal, and he will have no need to eliminate me for power.
29. Never attempt to use feminine charm and/or seduction as a weapon. Either my enemy will see through their tricks, or the girls will switch sides and join him.
I will not have a son.
Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
31. All maps will be electronic and code locked with voice activation. Also, my base will be huge, and there will be some rooms filled with nothing but traps.
32. Crushing wall traps must always have a mechanism that breaks the first time the trap triggers. That way the trap can't be disabled from the outside, in case intruders leave someone behind to stand guard or something.
35. I will be informed of my enemies creatures. If he has a cute little creature thing that travels with him, I want it accounted for and kept in a cage as secure as the cells.
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